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Dec 10, 2011

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Karate Bastard posted:

Is he stuck or something?

Unless you think people come with cartoon rain clouds, you might notice that the guy in the red jacket has his arm around the other man and the clouds are there to cover up the hand which makes it obvious.

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Knee posted:

Careful with the Butt.finger Blast, without preparation you might wind up with an unexpected Rocky Road.

Edit: rocky road fudge surprise? or is that too.. on the nose.

If it's on the nose then you're doing it wrong.

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Milo and POTUS posted:

That's incredible.

Verily. Getting one shadow to fall that way is common enough, but two?

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Snowglobe of Doom posted:

The general term is airship or aerostat. A rigid airship with an internal frame is also called a dirigible (which includes zeppelins), pressure airships (which don't have a frame and deflate like a kid's balloon) are also called blimps.

And they're called that because their mostly official designation was "Type B limp bag airship". (The previous design was a loving disaster and only one was ever made, the DN-1, which is why there is a Type B but no Type A.)

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Eat a bag of dicks.

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Karate Bastard posted:

Someone put -this much- tanning lotion, into my ski mask.

You could caption-comp that photo for weeks.

"Stormy is lying, it's at least this long!"

E: see also this. Probably work safe unless you work in the White House.

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Karate Bastard posted:

Wh-

I thought Trump lived in the white house?

Well, we may not have replicants and flying cars in 2019, but at least we have those scanners that let you zoom in on photos with infinite resolution.

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neongrey posted:

it's everything i could have imagined



Even the path from Ember Brook Circle to the IMAX cinema plays into it. What the hell were the planners thinking?

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Captain Jesus posted:

It's even near Swallowtail Way and Regalwood Drive

I just noticed that immediately above the Path of Ejaculation is Finale Square.

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Snowglobe of Doom posted:

I thought it was a myth!!



And Jesus spake again, saying, This is my bag of dicks; eat, thou, in remembrance of me.

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Cartoon Man posted:

Mother Earth being spread open...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOKn33-q4Ao

Makes more sense now I've seen the labia.

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Is that a cockoo?

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Even sounding like "NASCAR" is enough to be compensating for something.

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Karate Bastard posted:

There.


E: pyf smelly erection.

I feel sorry for you if yours only lasts that long.

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Knee posted:

Reminds me of


How many nanoseconds did it take for someone to reply "one dwarf on a diet"?

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MrUnderbridge posted:

It was a dong and stormy night...

"Dork and stormy night" was right there, man.

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Dagen H posted:

Lorena Bobbit's dog

[/extremely dated reference]

If Lorena Bobbitt kept a dog, she wouldn't be barking herself.

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Nenonen posted:

He truly is risen!

24 Then Jesus spake unto them, saying 25 If thy resurrection persists for longer than three days, consult a physician.

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Nenonen posted:

This becomes clearer if you show what a kirkkovene looks like (these were used in the olden days to get to the church on Sundays from distant villages)

The clitoris is often referred to as "the man in the boat".

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hyperhazard posted:

Saw this ad and did a double take.



Yes, two things that surprise many modern goons:

1) Handheld cameras used to be that size.

2) Women exist.

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Dec 10, 2011

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Captain Hygiene posted:



Yes.....but where?

Where's Willy?

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Phanatic posted:

Jingle balls?



They went all the way on that one.

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And now you know what they mean when they say "the last chicken in Sainsbury's".

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If I'm not mistaken that's a Japanese mushroom, so it's a sex organ already.

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ObLigatory: Wood. Hot.

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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

This is how NASA user-tests out their new Aerogel condoms

I really don't recommend using an aerogel blob.

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Dec 10, 2011

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Ziv Zulander posted:

Little ladybugs

Do you people think that boobies grow on trees, or something?

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