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Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012



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Feb 13, 2012




There was a pregnant pause when I looked at this.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5nrFsO8VvU

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Feb 13, 2012



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Feb 13, 2012



“Perreando Intensamente”

Thank you, Spanish.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012



Groke posted:

I also clearly remember seeing (and I am sure as poo poo not going to try to google it up from my work computer) a picture of some woman with her shaved privates painted up (at least I hope it was paint and not a tattoo) as Homer Simpson's face, vulva = mouth. Offtopic for this thread, though, being actually NWS, but it was funny as poo poo.

It spawned a subgenre of pornography.

They call them “simps”.

You think I just made that up, but do you dare seek the truth?

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012





Senecio articulatus

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012



jojoinnit posted:

Hand with a finger bent back? Shaved cat standing against a wall? I'm honestly still confused.

I think it’s two hands. One making the “body”, the other providing the hyperextended finger.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012



DontMockMySmock posted:

Just in case anyone thinks Jerry Cotton is joking, be aware that this is 100% accurate. Chordates (including us and everything else that has bones) and echinoderms (sea stars and sea cucumbers and junk) share the highly evolved trait of forming our first embryonic structures around our anuses, called "deuterostomy" (meaning "second hole" since our mouth develops second, after the anus). Other animals, such as mollusks (clams and snails and poo poo) and arthropods (bugs, crustaceans, etc.) form around their mouth (protostomy, "first hole").



Ontogeny recapitulates phylogeny.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012




That’s a firecrotch if I’ve ever seen one.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012




The salon is buk’d solid.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012



Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012



Pesterchum posted:

If you zoom out it looks like that too

I’m not seeing it.




Nevermind. I figured it out.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012



Memento posted:

Good. Good.

I like a good pun.

In fact, I'm rock hard right now.



That rock is cummingtonite.

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Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012



StillFullyTerrible posted:

a starfish both eats and excretes from the same toothed orifice

They have a separate anus in their dorsal surface, but undigestible matter like shells does come back out the mouth.

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