PYF Things That Look NWS But Aren't: Giganteus Horse Conch

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Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; Because if I tell you, you'll tell your friends, your friends are callin' me on the horn all the time, I gotta show up at shopping centers for openings and sign autographs and shit like that and it makes my life a *hell*. Okay? A living hell.

https://i.imgur.com/7XIJqpd.mp4

# ¿ Dec 5, 2018 14:15

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# ¿ Mar 7, 2021 23:24

Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; Because if I tell you, you'll tell your friends, your friends are callin' me on the horn all the time, I gotta show up at shopping centers for openings and sign autographs and shit like that and it makes my life a *hell*. Okay? A living hell.

Karate Bastard posted:

I see they found your mom's hooha

Memento's Dad: This thing goes on forever ... my god ... it's full of stars

# ¿ Dec 18, 2018 13:50

Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; Because if I tell you, you'll tell your friends, your friends are callin' me on the horn all the time, I gotta show up at shopping centers for openings and sign autographs and shit like that and it makes my life a *hell*. Okay? A living hell.

Bobby Digital posted:

Hakkarin kartano. What a wonderful phrase!

# ¿ Jan 10, 2019 10:29

Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; Because if I tell you, you'll tell your friends, your friends are callin' me on the horn all the time, I gotta show up at shopping centers for openings and sign autographs and shit like that and it makes my life a *hell*. Okay? A living hell.

It's our pants free philosophy
Hakkarin kartano!

# ¿ Jan 10, 2019 14:40

Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; Because if I tell you, you'll tell your friends, your friends are callin' me on the horn all the time, I gotta show up at shopping centers for openings and sign autographs and shit like that and it makes my life a *hell*. Okay? A living hell.

Knee posted:

Baby got blimp.

(is.. is that a blimp?)

The general term is airship or aerostat. A rigid airship with an internal frame is also called a dirigible (which includes zeppelins), pressure airships (which don't have a frame and deflate like a kid's balloon) are also called blimps.

The vehicle in the photo is the Airlander 10 which is a hybrid airship because it's a blimp with airplane bits stuck onto it which also give lift.

# ¿ Jan 17, 2019 09:40

Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; Because if I tell you, you'll tell your friends, your friends are callin' me on the horn all the time, I gotta show up at shopping centers for openings and sign autographs and shit like that and it makes my life a *hell*. Okay? A living hell.

Cable Guy posted:

Melbourne got dicked by a sub-optimal cool change.

Melbourne got teabagged by an angry and wrathful God

# ¿ Jan 25, 2019 11:23

Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; Because if I tell you, you'll tell your friends, your friends are callin' me on the horn all the time, I gotta show up at shopping centers for openings and sign autographs and shit like that and it makes my life a *hell*. Okay? A living hell.

Zopotantor posted:

"Glands" would be more accurate.

I don't see any differense

# ¿ Feb 11, 2019 07:53

Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; Because if I tell you, you'll tell your friends, your friends are callin' me on the horn all the time, I gotta show up at shopping centers for openings and sign autographs and shit like that and it makes my life a *hell*. Okay? A living hell.

# ¿ Feb 13, 2019 02:05

Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; Because if I tell you, you'll tell your friends, your friends are callin' me on the horn all the time, I gotta show up at shopping centers for openings and sign autographs and shit like that and it makes my life a *hell*. Okay? A living hell.

https://twitter.com/DorsaAmir/status/1101224296662237184

# ¿ Mar 5, 2019 07:21

Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; Because if I tell you, you'll tell your friends, your friends are callin' me on the horn all the time, I gotta show up at shopping centers for openings and sign autographs and shit like that and it makes my life a *hell*. Okay? A living hell.

Captain Jesus posted:

It's even near Swallowtail Way

Lois Lane is cupping the balls

..... is a sentence I never thought I'd be typing out twice today

# ¿ Mar 14, 2019 11:34

Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; Because if I tell you, you'll tell your friends, your friends are callin' me on the horn all the time, I gotta show up at shopping centers for openings and sign autographs and shit like that and it makes my life a *hell*. Okay? A living hell.

Pimblor posted:

I thought it was a myth!!

# ¿ Mar 16, 2019 16:02

Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; Because if I tell you, you'll tell your friends, your friends are callin' me on the horn all the time, I gotta show up at shopping centers for openings and sign autographs and shit like that and it makes my life a *hell*. Okay? A living hell.

Marcade posted:

If your erection lasts for more than four epochs, consult a physician.

# ¿ Mar 26, 2019 07:42

Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; Because if I tell you, you'll tell your friends, your friends are callin' me on the horn all the time, I gotta show up at shopping centers for openings and sign autographs and shit like that and it makes my life a *hell*. Okay? A living hell.

# ¿ Apr 20, 2019 06:24

Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; Because if I tell you, you'll tell your friends, your friends are callin' me on the horn all the time, I gotta show up at shopping centers for openings and sign autographs and shit like that and it makes my life a *hell*. Okay? A living hell.

Fatty Crabcakes posted:

What does your heart tell you?

It's telling me there are voices that want to be heard
So much to mention but you can't find the words
The sense of magic, the beauty that's been
When love was wilder than the wind

My heart fuckin' sucks, argh.

# ¿ Apr 22, 2019 08:48

Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; Because if I tell you, you'll tell your friends, your friends are callin' me on the horn all the time, I gotta show up at shopping centers for openings and sign autographs and shit like that and it makes my life a *hell*. Okay? A living hell.

Groke posted:

...and immediately after that, the first purpose-made dickpick was drawn.

"Ugg showed you his UggStick why you no reply?"
"Replies haven't been invented yet"

# ¿ Apr 29, 2019 15:01

Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; Because if I tell you, you'll tell your friends, your friends are callin' me on the horn all the time, I gotta show up at shopping centers for openings and sign autographs and shit like that and it makes my life a *hell*. Okay? A living hell.

# ¿ May 3, 2019 07:36

Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; Because if I tell you, you'll tell your friends, your friends are callin' me on the horn all the time, I gotta show up at shopping centers for openings and sign autographs and shit like that and it makes my life a *hell*. Okay? A living hell.

BRB, gonna felch a latte out of my sphincter cup

# ¿ May 21, 2019 18:08

Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; Because if I tell you, you'll tell your friends, your friends are callin' me on the horn all the time, I gotta show up at shopping centers for openings and sign autographs and shit like that and it makes my life a *hell*. Okay? A living hell.

Karate Bastard posted:

e: good joke already made globes

There's more than enough sphincter for everyone to share, just dive right in there

# ¿ May 21, 2019 18:22

Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; Because if I tell you, you'll tell your friends, your friends are callin' me on the horn all the time, I gotta show up at shopping centers for openings and sign autographs and shit like that and it makes my life a *hell*. Okay? A living hell.

The Bloop posted:

Never without a flared base!

It's not worth it

That's probably why it's been missing for all this time

# ¿ Jun 6, 2019 17:38

Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; Because if I tell you, you'll tell your friends, your friends are callin' me on the horn all the time, I gotta show up at shopping centers for openings and sign autographs and shit like that and it makes my life a *hell*. Okay? A living hell.

# ¿ Jun 24, 2019 08:57

Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; Because if I tell you, you'll tell your friends, your friends are callin' me on the horn all the time, I gotta show up at shopping centers for openings and sign autographs and shit like that and it makes my life a *hell*. Okay? A living hell.

# ¿ Jun 26, 2019 10:19

Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; Because if I tell you, you'll tell your friends, your friends are callin' me on the horn all the time, I gotta show up at shopping centers for openings and sign autographs and shit like that and it makes my life a *hell*. Okay? A living hell.

Milo and POTUS posted:

What's with the dog one?

Huh, it's like a rorschach ink blot test which you passed but the rest of us failed

# ¿ Jul 4, 2019 13:00

Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; Because if I tell you, you'll tell your friends, your friends are callin' me on the horn all the time, I gotta show up at shopping centers for openings and sign autographs and shit like that and it makes my life a *hell*. Okay? A living hell.

https://www.instagram.com/p/ByfqYhMgNE9/

# ¿ Jul 6, 2019 17:03

Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; Because if I tell you, you'll tell your friends, your friends are callin' me on the horn all the time, I gotta show up at shopping centers for openings and sign autographs and shit like that and it makes my life a *hell*. Okay? A living hell.

Milo and POTUS posted:

If it's supposed to be his cock it just looks like a foot to me

Nah that's 10 inches at best

It looks like there's a topless woman sitting on the bike and he's crouching behind it

# ¿ Jul 14, 2019 20:24

Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; Because if I tell you, you'll tell your friends, your friends are callin' me on the horn all the time, I gotta show up at shopping centers for openings and sign autographs and shit like that and it makes my life a *hell*. Okay? A living hell.

Stoatbringer posted:

50% less chance of being carded for handball, though.

Nope, stumpball also counts
http://www.thefa.com/football-rules-governance/lawsandrules/laws/football-11-11/law-12---fouls-and-misconduct

# ¿ Jul 26, 2019 10:51

Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; Because if I tell you, you'll tell your friends, your friends are callin' me on the horn all the time, I gotta show up at shopping centers for openings and sign autographs and shit like that and it makes my life a *hell*. Okay? A living hell.

trapped mouse posted:

Neighbor just sent me a d*ck pic.

Does your neighbour have a NZ accent?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6c4Nupnup0

# ¿ Aug 6, 2019 08:05

Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; Because if I tell you, you'll tell your friends, your friends are callin' me on the horn all the time, I gotta show up at shopping centers for openings and sign autographs and shit like that and it makes my life a *hell*. Okay? A living hell.

Pyroclastic posted:

Does it come in RGB so it matches my gaming computer?

They don't come in anything

# ¿ Aug 17, 2019 03:52

Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; Because if I tell you, you'll tell your friends, your friends are callin' me on the horn all the time, I gotta show up at shopping centers for openings and sign autographs and shit like that and it makes my life a *hell*. Okay? A living hell.

# ¿ Sep 4, 2019 13:19

Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; Because if I tell you, you'll tell your friends, your friends are callin' me on the horn all the time, I gotta show up at shopping centers for openings and sign autographs and shit like that and it makes my life a *hell*. Okay? A living hell.

leethasbro posted:

ravioli is a sandwich

Ravioli is a miniature pie.

(Pies are also sandwiches)

# ¿ Sep 10, 2019 12:58

Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; Because if I tell you, you'll tell your friends, your friends are callin' me on the horn all the time, I gotta show up at shopping centers for openings and sign autographs and shit like that and it makes my life a *hell*. Okay? A living hell.

Memento posted:

^^Thailand I presume?

Hakkarin kartano! What a wonderful phrase!

# ¿ Sep 22, 2019 06:41

Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; Because if I tell you, you'll tell your friends, your friends are callin' me on the horn all the time, I gotta show up at shopping centers for openings and sign autographs and shit like that and it makes my life a *hell*. Okay? A living hell.

Cartoon Man posted:

https://i.imgur.com/pRvkCVY.mp4

Whoa, deja vu

# ¿ Nov 19, 2019 07:14

Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; Because if I tell you, you'll tell your friends, your friends are callin' me on the horn all the time, I gotta show up at shopping centers for openings and sign autographs and shit like that and it makes my life a *hell*. Okay? A living hell.

bony tony posted:

Usually those only have one eye.

Countdown until someone runs into the thread to breathlessly tell you about echidnas

# ¿ Nov 22, 2019 13:43

Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; Because if I tell you, you'll tell your friends, your friends are callin' me on the horn all the time, I gotta show up at shopping centers for openings and sign autographs and shit like that and it makes my life a *hell*. Okay? A living hell.

Yeah it's like that photo of a dog looking back over its shoulder that apparently confused the hell out of the entire internet, it's pretty much reverse pareidolia where your eye spots a certain detail (in this case the dog's left eye and ear) which is in a weird position (if the dog was looking at you directly that's where its right eye and right ear would be) and your brain automatically expects the rest of the image to conform to a certain pattern and gets confused (if one eye & ear are on the side of the face then the other eye & ear should be on the opposite side, but there's a nose there!!) so your brain pulls a BSoD

Anyway, happy thanksgiving

# ¿ Nov 29, 2019 00:44

Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; Because if I tell you, you'll tell your friends, your friends are callin' me on the horn all the time, I gotta show up at shopping centers for openings and sign autographs and shit like that and it makes my life a *hell*. Okay? A living hell.

Knee posted:

Dicks-mas, XXXmas, Hanukkock, etc.

Feliz Navidong

# ¿ Dec 23, 2019 01:23

Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; Because if I tell you, you'll tell your friends, your friends are callin' me on the horn all the time, I gotta show up at shopping centers for openings and sign autographs and shit like that and it makes my life a *hell*. Okay? A living hell.

Captain Hygiene posted:

Clearly at least two fucks are given, unless fractional fucks are possible

Trust me, fractional fucks are definitely possible.

# ¿ Jan 10, 2020 15:43

Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; Because if I tell you, you'll tell your friends, your friends are callin' me on the horn all the time, I gotta show up at shopping centers for openings and sign autographs and shit like that and it makes my life a *hell*. Okay? A living hell.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjpg08cxv_Q

# ¿ Jan 17, 2020 08:31

Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; Because if I tell you, you'll tell your friends, your friends are callin' me on the horn all the time, I gotta show up at shopping centers for openings and sign autographs and shit like that and it makes my life a *hell*. Okay? A living hell.

I showed you my spatchcock plz respond

# ¿ Jan 21, 2020 15:31

Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; Because if I tell you, you'll tell your friends, your friends are callin' me on the horn all the time, I gotta show up at shopping centers for openings and sign autographs and shit like that and it makes my life a *hell*. Okay? A living hell.

A collectable toy giveaway promo spotted in my local supermarket. If finding a golden ticket wins you a trip to Willy Wonka's chocolate factory I wonder where you get to go if you find a golden butt plug?

# ¿ Feb 13, 2020 15:11

Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; Because if I tell you, you'll tell your friends, your friends are callin' me on the horn all the time, I gotta show up at shopping centers for openings and sign autographs and shit like that and it makes my life a *hell*. Okay? A living hell.

Pastry of the Year posted:

at this point I'm more surprised there isn't a mold-your-own waffle cone dildo kit

Ice cream cone vibrators are actually super popular so there might be a mold-your-own version out there

# ¿ Feb 14, 2020 12:39

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# ¿ Mar 7, 2021 23:24

Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; Because if I tell you, you'll tell your friends, your friends are callin' me on the horn all the time, I gotta show up at shopping centers for openings and sign autographs and shit like that and it makes my life a *hell*. Okay? A living hell.

RoboRodent posted:

There's been a few Great Dyings.

There's been a lot of them, there were at least four major extinction events during the Cambrian era alone.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_extinction_events

Also since the sudden massive acceleration in the diversification of lifeforms at the time was called The Cambrian Explosion I've always argued that the mass extinctions events should have been called The Cambrian Implosions 1 Through 4 _{...... but no one ever listens to me ....}

# ¿ Feb 29, 2020 15:48

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