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Karate Bastard posted:I see they found your mom's hooha Memento's Dad: This thing goes on forever ... my god ... it's full of stars 
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Hakkarin kartano. What a wonderful phrase!
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Jan 10, 2019 11:29
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It's our pants free philosophy Hakkarin kartano!
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Knee posted:Baby got blimp. The general term is airship or aerostat. A rigid airship with an internal frame is also called a dirigible (which includes zeppelins), pressure airships (which don't have a frame and deflate like a kid's balloon) are also called blimps. The vehicle in the photo is the Airlander 10 which is a hybrid airship because it's a blimp with airplane bits stuck onto it which also give lift.
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Cable Guy posted:Melbourne got dicked by a sub-optimal cool change. Melbourne got teabagged by an angry and wrathful God
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Zopotantor posted:"Glands" would be more accurate. I don't see any differense
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Captain Jesus posted:It's even near Swallowtail Way Lois Lane is cupping the balls ..... is a sentence I never thought I'd be typing out twice today
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I thought it was a myth!!  
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Marcade posted:If your erection lasts for more than four epochs, consult a physician. 
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Fatty Crabcakes posted:What does your heart tell you? It's telling me there are voices that want to be heard So much to mention but you can't find the words The sense of magic, the beauty that's been When love was wilder than the wind My heart fuckin' sucks, argh. 
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Groke posted:...and immediately after that, the first purpose-made dickpick was drawn. "Ugg showed you his UggStick why you no reply?" "Replies haven't been invented yet"
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BRB, gonna felch a latte out of my sphincter cup
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Karate Bastard posted:e: good joke already made There's more than enough sphincter for everyone to share, just dive right in there
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The Bloop posted:Never without a flared base! That's probably why it's been missing for all this time
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Milo and POTUS posted:What's with the dog one? Huh, it's like a rorschach ink blot test which you passed but the rest of us failed
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Milo and POTUS posted:If it's supposed to be his cock it just looks like a foot to me Nah that's 10 inches at best It looks like there's a topless woman sitting on the bike and he's crouching behind it
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Stoatbringer posted:50% less chance of being carded for handball, though. Nope, stumpball also counts http://www.thefa.com/football-rules-governance/lawsandrules/laws/football-11-11/law-12---fouls-and-misconduct
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trapped mouse posted:Neighbor just sent me a d*ck pic. Does your neighbour have a NZ accent? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6c4Nupnup0
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Pyroclastic posted:Does it come in RGB so it matches my gaming computer? They don't come in anything
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leethasbro posted:ravioli is a sandwich Ravioli is a miniature pie.  (Pies are also sandwiches)
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Memento posted:^^Thailand I presume? Hakkarin kartano! What a wonderful phrase!
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Whoa, deja vu 
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bony tony posted:Usually those only have one eye. Countdown until someone runs into the thread to breathlessly tell you about echidnas
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Yeah it's like that photo of a dog looking back over its shoulder that apparently confused the hell out of the entire internet, it's pretty much reverse pareidolia where your eye spots a certain detail (in this case the dog's left eye and ear) which is in a weird position (if the dog was looking at you directly that's where its right eye and right ear would be) and your brain automatically expects the rest of the image to conform to a certain pattern and gets confused (if one eye & ear are on the side of the face then the other eye & ear should be on the opposite side, but there's a nose there!!) so your brain pulls a BSoD Anyway, happy thanksgiving 
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Knee posted:Dicks-mas, XXXmas, Hanukkock, etc. Feliz Navidong
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Captain Hygiene posted:Clearly at least two fucks are given, unless fractional fucks are possible Trust me, fractional fucks are definitely possible. 
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I showed you my spatchcock plz respond
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A collectable toy giveaway promo spotted in my local supermarket. If finding a golden ticket wins you a trip to Willy Wonka's chocolate factory I wonder where you get to go if you find a golden butt plug?
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Pastry of the Year posted:at this point I'm more surprised there isn't a mold-your-own waffle cone dildo kit Ice cream cone vibrators are actually super popular so there might be a mold-your-own version out there   
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RoboRodent posted:There's been a few Great Dyings. There's been a lot of them, there were at least four major extinction events during the Cambrian era alone. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_extinction_events Also since the sudden massive acceleration in the diversification of lifeforms at the time was called The Cambrian Explosion I've always argued that the mass extinctions events should have been called The Cambrian Implosions 1 Through 4 ...... but no one ever listens to me ....
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