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"Show us your pink batts" I shout across the factory floor.
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# ¿ May 10, 2020 08:33 |
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 03:18 |
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LookieLoo posted:Oh god! Is that a foreskin? I think I understand the SH2 wiki now What did you think happened with someone is circumcised? Some lovely people do just have them put down but the people who truly cared about them let them roam free in nature as was intended.
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# ¿ May 25, 2020 01:46 |
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Inspector Gesicht posted:There is something incredibly off about this monster in the latest Shantae game. Yeah, never skip leg day.
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# ¿ May 29, 2020 00:51 |
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Turns out this wasn't the story at all. https://twitter.com/mosseri/status/1271577764236152833
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# ¿ Jun 13, 2020 01:53 |
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https://twitter.com/ArielDumas/status/1274501421698879489
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# ¿ Jun 21, 2020 05:01 |
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# ¿ Jun 24, 2020 05:10 |
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bike tory posted:So this is the cockear implant I've been hearing about
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# ¿ Jun 30, 2020 10:08 |
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OwlFancier posted:They do make cycle shorts with extra padding in the crotch cos bike seats are uncomfortable. It's actually just to wick away sweat. If you're too weak to ride a bike without padding then you should harden the gently caress up.
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# ¿ Aug 13, 2020 08:03 |
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OwlFancier posted:I think the last time I rode a bike was when I was about ten, and many things were not uncomfortable when I was ten that would be for me, as an old, decrepit, thirty year old. I'm one of those weird people and the padding is not for comfort.
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# ¿ Aug 13, 2020 10:02 |
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bony tony posted:It even has four indentations for your fingers They're called pleasure ribs.
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# ¿ Aug 30, 2020 07:23 |
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This would make a good gangtag
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# ¿ Sep 3, 2020 23:51 |
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This is why you don't eat food before you have your colonoscopy.
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# ¿ Sep 23, 2020 01:01 |
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Splicer posted:Internet's out, time to fire up the old ceiling titties Those are just your mum's floor titties leaking through from the attic.
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# ¿ Oct 3, 2020 21:33 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:My god......snakes are just inside out holes!!! Have you tried to gently caress a snake? Stupid high thoughts are fine but when you try to put them in action that is when you're too high.
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# ¿ Oct 30, 2020 02:14 |
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gently caress nose who thought this was a good idea
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# ¿ Nov 3, 2020 02:50 |
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3D Megadoodoo posted:We have a miniature pigduck. That things got duck sucking lups
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# ¿ Nov 14, 2020 19:56 |
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# ¿ Nov 21, 2020 02:27 |
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Milo and POTUS posted:What was the previous I've already forgotten Here's a reminder of what caused that title
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# ¿ Dec 19, 2020 05:49 |
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Assistant Manager Devil posted:We've repeatedly asked your mom to stop posting homegrown We all know you keeping PM'ing her and telling her you'll stay on her only fans if she doesn't stop though
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# ¿ Feb 10, 2021 04:41 |
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Is that a pussy willow?
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# ¿ Feb 26, 2021 21:17 |
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Hello page 69, hope you're doing very nice
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2021 05:06 |
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Memento posted:An anime author passed away recently due to an acute aortic dissection. I wasn't sure what that was so I checked the wikipedia page. I take it you've never seen a heart before. They all have dicks in there. It's where the expression 'dickheart' comes from.
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# ¿ May 20, 2021 04:39 |
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Soft wick
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# ¿ May 21, 2021 02:31 |
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# ¿ Jun 9, 2021 02:41 |
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evobatman posted:Should put those into a Bikini. They should do no such thing atoll.
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# ¿ Jun 14, 2021 09:53 |
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# ¿ Jun 17, 2021 02:03 |
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teethgrinder posted:This took me way too ... long It's hard isn't it
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# ¿ Jul 6, 2021 06:26 |
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A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:Mama mia!
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# ¿ Jul 15, 2021 20:13 |
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Unperson_47 posted:Is there any reason they don't use a pastry bag or something similar? It's a traditional way to do it from before tools to help were a thing.
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# ¿ Jul 21, 2021 19:26 |
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Paladinus posted:I like my women like I like my coffee. White and two?
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# ¿ Aug 1, 2021 19:58 |
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Nenonen posted:I'm not sure if this fits - it might actually be NWS but just doesn't look it. The queer beveled glass fox toy jumped in the brown cock hole.
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# ¿ Oct 7, 2021 19:11 |
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The Imp of Nipples posted:This is missing a 'z'. brown cock holez then
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# ¿ Oct 7, 2021 22:19 |
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Coward posted:Those aren't sexy! Not with you wearing it but I don't think that is on the costume.
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# ¿ Oct 8, 2021 06:53 |
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Ignimbrite posted:Yeah, it blew my mind when I realized when americans had been talking about corn dogs they meant a dagwood dog. I thought corn was involved somehow. Hey, I was, like, 15 at the time. You can make yourself feel better by knowing that they probably put a shitload of high fructose corn syrup in there. So it's kind of a corn thing. e: well there we go.
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# ¿ Oct 11, 2021 09:15 |
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Garrand posted:batman, famous for having 2 fingers on each hand Carcinization of batman is real. Read the comics.
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# ¿ Oct 11, 2021 18:28 |
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Does anyone know what sort of fungus this is? They pop up around where I live sometimes and all I can think of calling them is "poo poo dipped nerf bullets" when trying to describe them to someone.
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# ¿ Oct 25, 2021 18:29 |
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OwlFancier posted:I think, actually, it is not OK to fall when rock climbing. Other than in the way that everything will be in a sense "OK" if you do. If you haven't had a huge whipper then you haven't really climbed.
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# ¿ Oct 28, 2021 18:27 |
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https://i.imgur.com/Vcq7QMg.mp4
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# ¿ Oct 28, 2021 22:03 |
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flavor.flv posted:It was a lot easier in the 90s when they were in nice frames in every mall in the country, cause you could just focus on the reflection of a florescent light fixture behind you in the glass and that would put your focal point at the right distance
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# ¿ Nov 8, 2021 19:22 |
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 03:18 |
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Zil posted:Do you feel better? It's a load off his mind.
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