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Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019


"Show us your pink batts" I shout across the factory floor.

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Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

LookieLoo posted:

Oh god! Is that a foreskin? I think I understand the SH2 wiki now

What did you think happened with someone is circumcised? Some lovely people do just have them put down but the people who truly cared about them let them roam free in nature as was intended.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Inspector Gesicht posted:

There is something incredibly off about this monster in the latest Shantae game.



Yeah, never skip leg day.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019


Turns out this wasn't the story at all.

https://twitter.com/mosseri/status/1271577764236152833

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/ArielDumas/status/1274501421698879489

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Aug 6, 2019

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Aug 6, 2019

bike tory posted:

So this is the cockear implant I've been hearing about

:thurman:

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

OwlFancier posted:

They do make cycle shorts with extra padding in the crotch cos bike seats are uncomfortable.

But I don't know why you need to make them a different colour.

It's actually just to wick away sweat. If you're too weak to ride a bike without padding then you should harden the gently caress up.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

OwlFancier posted:

I think the last time I rode a bike was when I was about ten, and many things were not uncomfortable when I was ten that would be for me, as an old, decrepit, thirty year old.

So the knowledge is secondhand. But I assumed it was for the weird people who dress up in lycra and ride strange bikes with pointy seats.

I'm one of those weird people and the padding is not for comfort.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

bony tony posted:

It even has four indentations for your fingers

They're called pleasure ribs.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019


This would make a good gangtag

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019


This is why you don't eat food before you have your colonoscopy.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Splicer posted:

Internet's out, time to fire up the old ceiling titties

Those are just your mum's floor titties leaking through from the attic.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Solice Kirsk posted:

My god......snakes are just inside out holes!!!

edit:
I may be too high right now

Have you tried to gently caress a snake? Stupid high thoughts are fine but when you try to put them in action that is when you're too high.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019


gently caress nose who thought this was a good idea

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

3D Megadoodoo posted:

We have a miniature pigduck.

65

e: Oh that's probably from the harbour. But the other one is/was at the airport.

That things got duck sucking lups

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019


:ck5:

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Milo and POTUS posted:

What was the previous I've already forgotten

Here's a reminder of what caused that title

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Assistant Manager Devil posted:

We've repeatedly asked your mom to stop posting homegrown

We all know you keeping PM'ing her and telling her you'll stay on her only fans if she doesn't stop though

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Is that a pussy willow?

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Hello page 69, hope you're doing very nice

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Memento posted:

An anime author passed away recently due to an acute aortic dissection. I wasn't sure what that was so I checked the wikipedia page.



So an acute aortic dissection is when you get a penis stuffed through the middle of your heart? I'm not the only one seeing this, right?

I take it you've never seen a heart before. They all have dicks in there. It's where the expression 'dickheart' comes from.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019


Soft wick

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Aug 6, 2019

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Aug 6, 2019

evobatman posted:

Should put those into a Bikini.

They should do no such thing atoll.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

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Aug 6, 2019

teethgrinder posted:

This took me way too ... long

It's hard isn't it

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Unperson_47 posted:

Is there any reason they don't use a pastry bag or something similar?

It's a traditional way to do it from before tools to help were a thing.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Paladinus posted:

I like my women like I like my coffee.

White and two?

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Nenonen posted:

I'm not sure if this fits - it might actually be NWS but just doesn't look it.



You want one? It costs 1390 euros, have fun!
https://www.finnishdesignshop.fi/taide-taidelasi-vulpes-punaselka-420-145-p-11446.html

The queer beveled glass fox toy jumped in the brown cock hole.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

The Imp of Nipples posted:

This is missing a 'z'.

brown cock holez then

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Coward posted:

Those aren't sexy!

Not with you wearing it but I don't think that is on the costume.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Ignimbrite posted:

Yeah, it blew my mind when I realized when americans had been talking about corn dogs they meant a dagwood dog. I thought corn was involved somehow. Hey, I was, like, 15 at the time.

You can make yourself feel better by knowing that they probably put a shitload of high fructose corn syrup in there. So it's kind of a corn thing.

e: well there we go.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Garrand posted:

batman, famous for having 2 fingers on each hand

Carcinization of batman is real. Read the comics.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019


Does anyone know what sort of fungus this is? They pop up around where I live sometimes and all I can think of calling them is "poo poo dipped nerf bullets" when trying to describe them to someone.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

OwlFancier posted:

I think, actually, it is not OK to fall when rock climbing. Other than in the way that everything will be in a sense "OK" if you do.

If you haven't had a huge whipper then you haven't really climbed.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

https://i.imgur.com/Vcq7QMg.mp4

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

flavor.flv posted:

It was a lot easier in the 90s when they were in nice frames in every mall in the country, cause you could just focus on the reflection of a florescent light fixture behind you in the glass and that would put your focal point at the right distance

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Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Zil posted:

Do you feel better?

It's a load off his mind.

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