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Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Huh, I eat meat and have sex. Granted I may not be doing it well, but am I doing it wrong?

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Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Isn't Townsville where the Powerpuff Girls hang out?

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Luiha, I hardly know her!

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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That'll get it off alright.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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I hate it when cats walk across keyboards.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Colder than a what now?

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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MrUnderbridge posted:

Oh, there's a vas deferens.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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There's no tire tracks.......no, no, no. None of this is adding up at all!

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Pimblor posted:

laughing my orifices off?

That would be LMOO. LMOA is leaving my orifices agape.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Elohssa Gib posted:

It took me a sec but I see now
It's a figurine of a lady missing an arm and head

Penis de Milo

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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MrUnderbridge posted:

Well, the first recorded joke is kinda porny, so I'll have to agree.

I guess farting on your husband is "porny" if that's the porn you're into.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Thongs

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Karate Bastard posted:



Deservedly listed as a logo fail. That's the JAPAN flag smdh

Well, I always leave Chinese restaurants stuffed.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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I want to open a Hooter's-esque restaurant featuring male waiters in Daisy Dukes and tool belts and call it Yardsticks.

No one steal my billion dollar idea.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Dienes posted:

"I don't know the difference between vulva and vagina, and I'll be damned if my daughters learn the difference!"

Please use the correct medical term and call it a "pound mound."

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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That D would even make Mary say, "Goddamn."

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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RandomFerret posted:

Ravioli is a dumpling, as are calzones, enchiladas and pot pies

All of which are sandwiches.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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What's that in metric?

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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RoboRodent posted:

Sounds like a good way to get a yeast infection.

You obviously always put a condom on any hard candy dildo before use.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Jerry Cotton posted:

Dildos weren't allowed but condoms were?

The condom is made from the Jolly Rancher's wrappers. Everyone knows this stuff. Didn't you go to camp?

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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It really sucks when you realize some guy's calves have better abs than you.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Inspector 34 posted:

Not sure if they're in love or not, but it does seem like she's about to shove it into out of that enormous butt hole.

We have to believe in something.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Should I make a "he'll come again" joke? I feel like it's too on the nose.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Probably shouldn't post pictures of the path to your mom's house to be honest.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Footballs indeed.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Nice stems.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Wüd

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Wait.....is this where lightning comes from? Jesus....no wonder Zeus was always knocking everything up.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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But, soft! What light through yonder window breaks?

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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I thought they were geoducks.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Brains, stomachs, and intestines are pretty much the only parts of an animal I don't like.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Reminds me of my wife, what a cold front!

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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My god......snakes are just inside out holes!!!

edit:
I may be too high right now

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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This must be what chefs felt like when they first saw a self cleaning oven.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Splicer posted:

The perspective is messing with me, it looks like an even bigger water penis elemental hovering over the pool

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

What a wonderful phrase!

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Debunking the myth that there are no female ore chasms.

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Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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No, no, no. It's 2.7 miles tall. That is very tall, for a building anyways.

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