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dog fisting
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# ¿ Jul 4, 2019 13:43 |
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 01:35 |
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That church is really waiting for the second coming of Christ.
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# ¿ Aug 25, 2019 18:08 |
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He's the reason it's called Miniluv?
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# ¿ Oct 19, 2019 18:41 |
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# ¿ Oct 26, 2019 22:23 |
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Platystemon posted:That rock is cummingtonite. I'm pretty sure that's an example of Dickite.
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# ¿ Jul 3, 2020 15:27 |
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I'm the 18 yr old ground pepper.
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# ¿ Jul 21, 2020 02:55 |
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"I would berry my dick so far inside that rear end whoever could pull it out would be crowned king arthur."
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2021 02:19 |
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Cartoon Man posted:https://i.imgur.com/M2zLHAQ.mp4
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# ¿ May 9, 2021 23:59 |
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keseph posted:A computer accessory with just the right girth and buttons for maximum comfort All I could see. tribbledirigible has a new favorite as of 02:40 on Jun 6, 2021 |
# ¿ Jun 6, 2021 02:36 |
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If you keep doing it, you will go blind.
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# ¿ Jul 19, 2021 01:48 |
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Memento posted:
Careful, it might be too much for a 4-stroke.
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# ¿ Aug 7, 2021 00:53 |
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Those are some sad tits.
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# ¿ Oct 6, 2021 00:54 |
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Inceltown posted:The queer beveled glass fox toy jumped in the brown cock hole. This is real painful sounding.
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# ¿ Oct 7, 2021 19:20 |
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It shoots foam balls. My son got in some holiday shop thing at school and in his own words, "Santa looks hilarious with a ball in his mouth."
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# ¿ Dec 14, 2021 00:49 |
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"Wait, what are you doing, Farmer Brother?"
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# ¿ Jan 16, 2022 14:36 |
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So, the cat just passes out whenever it gets an erection.
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# ¿ Feb 1, 2022 19:26 |
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I was sitting here amazed at the ambulatory pancake, until it started squirting the sand out and I bothered to look at the text. I need to get some sleep.
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# ¿ Apr 6, 2022 19:54 |
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https://twitter.com/ceri_weber/status/1402960827955752961?t=RVu1VDCSORMVWnPKJvEg1g&s=19
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# ¿ Apr 7, 2022 01:19 |
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Mr. Fix It posted:phimosis man was a short-lived and singularly unpopular marvel super hero Twas a ballsy move, but yeah, he had to be sacked.
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# ¿ Apr 7, 2022 02:59 |
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DandyLion posted:As above, so below This is how I'm going to request a 69 the next chance I get.
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# ¿ May 7, 2022 01:54 |
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:*sigh* Ralph, please leaf.
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# ¿ May 29, 2022 23:53 |
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That's one bad dragon.
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# ¿ Jul 19, 2022 00:07 |
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Discrete packaging, my rear end!
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# ¿ Oct 22, 2022 12:28 |
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That's a helluva yeast infection.
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# ¿ Nov 1, 2022 12:06 |
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My God, its full of stars.
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# ¿ Dec 12, 2022 01:56 |
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Splicer posted:I misread this and visibly blanched It's the real reason religious leaders want abortion banned.
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# ¿ Dec 13, 2022 13:18 |
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Cartoon Man posted:It’s like an AI art attempt at making a dick. It's not unnerving enough. Like, when an AI tries to make angels- that is not a biblically accurate dick.
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# ¿ Dec 29, 2022 02:38 |
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Sally Ride drank sooo much coffee.
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# ¿ Mar 27, 2023 01:29 |
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drat judgemental Swedes.
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# ¿ Apr 22, 2023 15:32 |
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ThisIsJohnWayne posted:There's misunderstanding here, that's not an insult for my people but a term of appreciation. drat sex-positive, opend-minded Swedes.
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# ¿ Apr 22, 2023 15:53 |
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Snowy posted:Salad bowel I'll toss that salad.
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# ¿ May 29, 2023 02:29 |
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It comes with the buckets? Everybody needs a comebucket or two.
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# ¿ Jul 9, 2023 19:42 |
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EmptyVessel posted:More like Eroticofon. Teledildonics was is a far older tech than I realized, like fax machines.
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# ¿ Jul 26, 2023 17:08 |
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maybealabia posted:Please deposit your load outside the dungeon No worries, previous adventurers tell me that it's nigh impregnable.
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# ¿ Oct 11, 2023 23:11 |
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Mr. Sunshine posted:naw man, that's gotta be one of those "run porn through an AI filter" things It's a cold comfort to think that when the human race has been eradicated by AI, they all become confusedly horny when they see potatoes.
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# ¿ Nov 2, 2023 12:42 |
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Armitag3 posted:Or were they discovered? Some are straight up imaginary.
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# ¿ Feb 15, 2024 14:02 |
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Phanatic posted:Cockblocked. Shut down by order of HRM Prince Albert.
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# ¿ Mar 6, 2024 19:38 |
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Scorpion: I should call them.
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# ¿ Mar 8, 2024 18:19 |
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For when you get rusty.
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# ¿ Mar 22, 2024 22:26 |
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 01:35 |
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This is the exception to TLC's rule.
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# ¿ Mar 30, 2024 18:25 |