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Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

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Pictured here: Diogenes in the marketplace.

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Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

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It's literally just light from the projector.

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Paladinus posted:

They only used motion capture for Episode I. In II and III, I don't think the dude was even on set, and only provided voice.

I don't even think Jar Jar has lines in Episode 3, I think he just shows up in Amidala's funeral procession looking sad.

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

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*moleman, speaking into a payphone*
No, that's too yonic.

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

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Wouldn't "bacon medallions" be actual literal pig titties?

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Cartoon Man posted:



This thread has definitely warped my brain.

I dated this girl in college.

Baron von Eevl
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RoboRodent posted:

I was actually reminded of the time at my last job where someone put a leaking thing of liquid handsoap in a weird corner instead of dealing with it and then I came along and knocked it over and spilled it all over the floor.

Me, with a mop, trying to figure out how to clean up soap without making the whole area a death trap.

One year the senior prank at my high school was they snuck in and coated the entirety of the main stairwell in ultra concentrated detergent, like maybe 1/8" thick layer. Probably at least $100 worth if detergent.

Anyway the brain geniuses in the administration decided the janitorial staff should just mop (and then hose when that didn't work) it up. By the time i came in there was a wall of soap bubbles filling the entire doorway at the first floor.

Baron von Eevl
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Goddamnit Tucker, no!

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

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Yeah but you should never buy anything from ali that you intend to put in your body - be it food, vitamins, piercings, or buttolugs.

Baron von Eevl
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Their original slogan, "try it and be turned" didn't work out.

Baron von Eevl
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Look, we all care about our rights. Some people crusade to protect their freedom of speech, some to protect their freedom of (or from) religion. Others care deeply about their rights under the second amendment. They're just passionate about their right to eat Fred Astaire's rear end in a top hat.

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bike tory posted:



I'm glad they used it gently

Yeah, I also enjoyed Everything Everywhere All At Once.

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

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Tarantino had the exact opposite reaction intended.

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MrUnderbridge posted:

My friend, have you found the joys of the phylum Priapulida?



While sometimes called "peanut" worms, amongst those in the field they're penis worms.

It's not like they're named for a guy famous for his huge peanut.

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

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Please tag your gore, pomegranate, and thumb pictures.

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

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All citrus reamers look nearly exactly as much like sex toys as that one in basic form though.

Baron von Eevl
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See a doctor about that. Probably a dermatologist.

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I swear, every time I see the thumbnail for that goatscape it looks more and more like the real thing. It's slowly transforming.

Baron von Eevl
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This reminds me of that skydiving video.

Baron von Eevl
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Sandstoneparty?

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There's literally a scene 20 minutes later where two characters fight over using it as a buttplug.

Baron von Eevl
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Anal Bleaching Guide

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Twig and berries

Baron von Eevl
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Splicer posted:

Mickey Mouse voice:

Hot dog!

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

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That's a naked lady model with a tree-skin texture tho

like it even has nipples

edit for god's sake the left arm is transparent

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Serperoth posted:

I think the term is shart

Ok fine, the poo poo wind of shart.

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You know in a show or a movie when someone wants to make it look like they're making out with someone and they have their back to the viewer and are kinda hugging themselves so it looks a little like someone else's hands?

So if a green ambulatory penis was doing that, but also it got so into the ruse that it jizzed a little.

Baron von Eevl
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I don't think "psych exam" refers to a college test.

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I remember someone dug up Lars Von Trier's first short film he made as a little child, and it ends the exact same way.

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

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Yes, thank you for your service.

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

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MisterBibs is having a panic attack right now, wherever he is, and he has no idea why.

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By popular demand posted:

Seems like all it would take for those ballet shoes to not look sus is a light powdering with a darker color.

Unless the darker color ends up looking like hair.

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

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That is very clearly an AI image trained to represent the porn hub logo in a church scene, which is vaguely silly but not really clever or interesting. I guess at least it's not exactly the same thing as we had earlier with a crush of images that were just porn stills but they're AI vegetables or an AI mountain castle that looks like the goat man.

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

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Oh boy, I love kittens!

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

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A dictator.

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

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From how it ends, probably to show off the cutting board.

Baron von Eevl
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I just think they're teet.

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Phanatic posted:

Peanut butter is stored in the balls.



Bah, it's too hot today.

Baron von Eevl
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I had a friend in college who spilled a candle into his brand new laptop's keyboard. Like half the keys immediately stopped working.

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Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

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God, imagine the noise it makes though

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