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Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

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Melbourne got dicked by a sub-optimal cool change.

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Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

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So looks like Cazzetti is the search term if you're looking for this. Or you could just look for...

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

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https://www.theage.com.au/national/...IK7y4EIRyY6RZwM

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Who is behind Melbourne's mysterious penis symbols?

Mysterious penis-shaped symbols have appeared on sports parks in Melbourne's north-east, primitive in design but following a technique similar to their more lauded predecessor, the crop circle. Google Earth currently displays the penis designs on three parks in Preston and Thornbury, near Northland Shopping Centre, each with more than one attempt, of diverse sizes.The area's mayor says the designs will require a "complex, costly and time-consuming" repair process.

TW Blake Park in Preston features the largest glyph more than 100 metres in length along with two adjacent smaller efforts.



An equally conspicuous design adorns a grass pitch at Thornbury's John Cain Memorial Park complex, again partnered by a much smaller shape.



Hayes Park in Thornbury also has two, slightly less obvious glyphs.



Mayor and Darebin councillor Susan Rennie is unamused. "Darebin Council condemns this type of irresponsible vandalism on our parks and sports grounds. It is not a cheap joke fixing the affected ovals is complex, costly and time-consuming," she said in a statement.

"Council is taking action to remove the graffiti, but it can take months for the grass to recover, during which time our community are left using substandard grounds which can be a safety hazard." Responsibility is yet to be claimed for the designs, reminiscent of Peru's mystic Nazca Lines about 300 unexplained designs of animals and plants, comprised of 10,000 lines, that can only be seen from the air.

Melbourne's glyphs are believed to have appeared late last year, which has raised suspicion in online circles that it was part of a post-school "muck-up" prank.

While the penises appear drawn in one continuous line, a Darebin council spokesman did not wish to reveal the vandals' methods, so as not to encourage copycat designs.

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

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DandyLion posted:

That's not how baby is formed.
No...?


Pregnant paws....?

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

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Bonus points for sounding NWS...?



It's Mayall's Object.

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

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The Bloop posted:

Bung beetle
Butt'nut beetle.

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

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Captain Hygiene posted:

Fine, it's a yule plug

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

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DandyLion posted:

......oh also their dicks......
Conservatives would at least find the echidna ideologically sound.... Now quolls on the other hand...

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

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Krankenstyle posted:

this even remotely sfw but i just remembered it and i have to post it somewhere
I wish you hadn't.

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

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Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

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Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

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LSD at the gangbang posted:

That is an impressively phallic rabbit.
The appropriately named peter-rabbit

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

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pseudorandom posted:

2, 4, and 5, seem like the exact same thing. I think you've been had and this actually a 4 function sexfinger.
2 has "HELP" printed/embossed on the shaft.
4 is just a plain projectile
5 has a slot for you to fold up a paper message into...

Here's a better huge pic of the packaging...

https://www.hakes.com/Image/MediumR...601/1/image.jpg

and here's an annoying vid...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2dv3HKTqqY

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

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Antioch posted:

Surely you mean Jif

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

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imgur thinks this needs to go behind an adult content warning....








Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

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Cursed fleshlight indeed.

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Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

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This one time at Burning Man....

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