Bobby Digital posted:

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Who is behind Melbourne's mysterious penis symbols?

Mysterious penis-shaped symbols have appeared on sports parks in Melbourne's north-east, primitive in design but following a technique similar to their more lauded predecessor, the crop circle. Google Earth currently displays the penis designs on three parks in Preston and Thornbury, near Northland Shopping Centre, each with more than one attempt, of diverse sizes.The area's mayor says the designs will require a "complex, costly and time-consuming" repair process.

TW Blake Park in Preston features the largest glyph – more than 100 metres in length – along with two adjacent smaller efforts.



An equally conspicuous design adorns a grass pitch at Thornbury's John Cain Memorial Park complex, again partnered by a much smaller shape.



Hayes Park in Thornbury also has two, slightly less obvious glyphs.



Mayor and Darebin councillor Susan Rennie is unamused. "Darebin Council condemns this type of irresponsible vandalism on our parks and sports grounds. It is not a cheap joke – fixing the affected ovals is complex, costly and time-consuming," she said in a statement.

"Council is taking action to remove the graffiti, but it can take months for the grass to recover, during which time our community are left using substandard grounds which can be a safety hazard." Responsibility is yet to be claimed for the designs, reminiscent of Peru's mystic Nazca Lines – about 300 unexplained designs of animals and plants, comprised of 10,000 lines, that can only be seen from the air.

Melbourne's glyphs are believed to have appeared late last year, which has raised suspicion in online circles that it was part of a post-school "muck-up" prank.

While the penises appear drawn in one continuous line, a Darebin council spokesman did not wish to reveal the vandals' methods, so as not to encourage copycat designs.

DandyLion posted:

That's not how baby is formed.

The Bloop posted:

Bung beetle

Captain Hygiene posted:

Fine, it's a yule plug

DandyLion posted:

......oh also their dicks......

Krankenstyle posted:

this even remotely sfw but i just remembered it and i have to post it somewhere

Cartoon Man posted:

LSD at the gangbang posted:

That is an impressively phallic rabbit.

pseudorandom posted:

2, 4, and 5, seem like the exact same thing. I think you've been had and this actually a 4 function sexfinger.

Antioch posted:

Surely you mean Jif

The Glumslinger posted:

The Bloop posted:

det cord

Eh! Frank posted:

tribbledirigible posted:

I'm the 18 yr old ground pepper.

bike tory posted:

"clearing mud from the spillway" is going to be my new go-to euphemism

McPhearson posted:

https://twitter.com/cpmilans/status/1288155019762597889

Paladinus posted:

It's better than a chandelier-shaped dick.

Snowy posted:

Just drove past a billboard for this place and did a doubletake. Thanks, internet.

Cartoon Man posted:

Paladinus posted:

I can eat a peach for hours.

WITCHCRAFT posted:

Now put it in reverse!

RudeVegetables posted:

This is my JAM

The Little Death posted:

https://i.imgur.com/7UvVALn.mp4

Cartoon Man posted:

Milo and POTUS posted:

If he turned his monitor off there's a giant one

Memento posted:

delicious butternut pumpkin

AFewBricksShy posted:

Are those b cups?

Cocaine Bear posted:

A big penis in the sky

monolithburger posted:

From the OSHA thread (wait for it)

Platystemon posted:

Soon

Carthag Tuek posted:

lmao this guy doesnt know about the second coming

The Bloop posted:

I was out for a walk and, well,

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Just yank it like you're starting a lawnmower!

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Blood and tears... and a little bit of poop.