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saddlin' deep
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i think this is an abominable afghan* getting hosed in the rear end by the matrix
* anencephalic
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viagrables
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Dec 10, 2018 11:57
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Unless you think people come with cartoon rain clouds, you might notice that the guy in the red jacket has his arm around the other man and the clouds are there to cover up the hand which makes it obvious.
ahh so youre the one who keeps putting clouds on my loin
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Dec 14, 2018 18:51
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Saw this card today, did a double take

aa not sure what drinking can do but im willing to try
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Dec 15, 2018 03:36
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After a spectacular crash, seeing where that steering wheel column will end up.. you're gonna need a drink.
it goes directly into his sternum dude.. 3d!
im gonna drink anyway, ugh
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holy hell that weatherman has a gigantic hidden penis
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Jan 9, 2019 12:40
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youre not my spunk, spank
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Mar 2, 2019 00:03
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To be fair, that's a huge leak and I wouldn't be surprised by someone being charged to clean it up even if it didn't vaguely look like a penis.
To be fair, it's not a leak but instead a lack of the heavenly white spray that everywhere else received.
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Mar 2, 2019 03:56
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Checks out. In danish, pik means dick
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Apr 12, 2019 22:22
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Google says the rest means "my".
lmao this is true, i didnt even think of that.
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Apr 12, 2019 22:40
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I was way past gaming when it came out so this is all new to me
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Apr 12, 2019 22:53
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I work in marine research. I have to be able to do SOMETHING with those at the office!
W-what do you intend to do with them...
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Apr 19, 2019 21:05
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Purple! Debbies tights are purple!
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Apr 20, 2019 01:41
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great work team!
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Apr 25, 2019 03:42
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I approve of that, very much
Goon project: someone do it elsewhere but vulvas instead
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May 17, 2019 21:13
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im the 1½ person
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May 22, 2019 10:12
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That's oddi
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Jun 10, 2019 06:19
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She’s wearing a tube top imo
yea same
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Jul 15, 2019 02:59
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Pro:
Less weight to carry around
Con:
Center of gravity/balance
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Jul 26, 2019 07:01
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Jul 29, 2019 19:46
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Tbh im p sure they just don't like ents that much
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Jul 29, 2019 20:56
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That's going to take some serious CBT to get out of my mind.
CBT eh
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Aug 13, 2019 16:45
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Isn't one side supposed to hang a little lower?
Not wrinkly enough either, tbh
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Aug 16, 2019 20:00
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Incest porn has gone too far
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Unfortunately, the pixels alarm went off here. Poor design choices, yes; Viagra advert, no:

Edit: gently caress, that photoshop shop isn't even good. It's bad and the original creators of it should feel bad.
cant say that guys life hasnt been transformed though
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Sep 27, 2019 07:32
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very giger aesthetic
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Oct 4, 2019 01:42
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oh wow
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Oct 24, 2019 05:47
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dat batass
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Nov 1, 2019 08:04
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“Perreando Intensamente”
Thank you, Spanish.
amazing. i get a very mediterranean temperament vibe just from those two words.
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Nov 1, 2019 20:28
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Serious question?
He's the guy that made Minecraft.
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Nov 8, 2019 21:56
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Quoted for truth.. seriously, lol.
I'm not up on all the Notch memes, I just know he's a terrible person and I think lives in some crazy McMansion all alone.
It's not a McMansion, it's literally a Hollywood celebrity mansion with rooms for entourage & staff and like 1000-guest parties. He outbid Jay Z and Beyoncé to get it but he just sits in one room shitposting reactionary bullshit on twitter all day lmao
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e: whoa its literally the same scene
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Nov 12, 2019 05:03
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The dress one is a Photoshop of that scene.
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Nov 12, 2019 19:24
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it's a Christmas tree
its not tho
sacred trees have existed for hundreds and thousands of years. ancient knarly tree groves. from nine branches odin's bodies hang lifeless in order for him to live. the branches extends to ymir's skullcap and the roots extend to hel's rivers.
christmas trees are a german interpretatio of the winter solstice blot
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Nov 16, 2019 05:21
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Nov 22, 2019 20:04
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anyway,
https://twitter.com/Donsutherland97/status/1197604895995465728
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Nov 22, 2019 20:37
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They hired this guy to redesign Sonic for the movie after everybody complained.
That's not a joke
Holy poo poo
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very wayne gretzky aesthetic
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