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If your erection lasts for more than four epochs, consult a physician.
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The Bloop posted:Never be ashamed of your stretch marks and weeping nipples Yeah, about that. You ever seen what an all senzu bean diet does to a man?
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May 10, 2019 19:23
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Dying mid poo poo, just like Elvis and my grandfather.
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Feb 28, 2020 00:54
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Krankenstyle posted:eh, ive had worse sex Braggart
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Mar 14, 2020 06:50
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No, no, I said "buccaneer".
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Jun 29, 2020 20:28
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Hey, aural sex is very risky. Without protection you could easily get hearing aids.
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Jun 29, 2020 21:36
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ChubbyChecker posted:he is risen And has promised a second coming
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Jul 19, 2020 19:23
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There are hardcore gay porn videos that are less homoerotic than Top Gun. That's a low bar to clear.
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Aug 20, 2020 20:29
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Baron von Eevl posted:Pictured here: Diogenes in the marketplace. I randomly thought of this post hours after the fact and suddenly got the joke. That's a good joke and I appreciate it.
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Snowy posted:Vagina datata It means no penis, for the rest of your days.
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Oct 28, 2020 12:28
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Memento posted:
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Captain Hygiene posted:Weiner dogs are nothing to laugh at I dunno, I laughed at mine all the time when it was still living. E: Oh poo poo, I missed the dog part of that Marcade has a new favorite as of 06:07 on Nov 20, 2020 |
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Nov 20, 2020 06:05
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The Bloop posted:PYF Things That Look NWS But Aren't: Giganteus Horse Conch 
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I never noticed Geordi being cockeyed though?
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Feb 8, 2021 18:05
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Interesting direction for them to take Groot in Guardians 3.
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Feb 8, 2021 19:39
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Girl, are you 30 to 70% Fe7Si8O22(OH)2? Cause if so, you're Cummingtonite.
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Mar 12, 2021 22:09
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I actually just thought of it. Not sure if that's an improvement or an excuse.
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Mar 12, 2021 23:01
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Obviously it liked to buy a bag of cheetos and watch porn occasionally. Who doesn't?
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Mar 13, 2021 19:44
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And thus Thomas said, "I have seen the Lord, and felt His wounds. Do not believe me? Smell my elbow."
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May 6, 2021 19:26
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ImpAtom posted:Oh, so that's the infamous detachable penis. Oh, it's Archie
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Aug 26, 2021 15:02
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If your wood has discharge like that, see a doctor.
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Aug 27, 2021 18:14
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Man, I wish they still had the "I'd hit it" slogan.
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Aug 30, 2021 18:59
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Picnic Princess posted:Couple years ago McDonald's in Japan had Adult Cream Pies. At least it wasn't part of the kids meal
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Sep 3, 2021 15:04
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foreverially corndogized and loving it
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Oct 11, 2021 15:37
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Ah, a fluffer
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Oct 21, 2021 23:44
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Didn't I fight this at the end of Earthbound?
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Dec 12, 2021 02:18
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I'll judge the hell out of him until he washes it.
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Jan 10, 2022 19:59
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Phimosis, let my penis go!
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Jan 13, 2022 01:57
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Obviously not the IDF.
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Jan 28, 2022 05:43
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Are they giving the M&M treatment to life savers now?
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Jan 30, 2022 22:15
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Talk about a spirited handjob.
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Mar 22, 2022 20:41
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No, I said Dick Gumshoe
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Mar 27, 2022 03:44
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Look, Greg gets a little handsy when he's drunk, okay?
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Apr 20, 2022 21:06
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Apr 22, 2022 21:09
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I had a nightmare recently where penises had fingernails growing out of them. I don't know how dream-people survived before the invention of the manicure.
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Apr 26, 2022 16:35
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Dildo AND South Dildo? Near Spread Eagle, no less. Canada's a naughty naughty girl.
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May 2, 2022 21:51
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OwlFancier posted:I've seen that cattail bullshit before and it always looks so loving itchy. Apparently they are edible once roasted? Unless CDDA is lying to me, in which case who can I possibly trust?
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Jun 2, 2022 22:32
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Cloyster's arch nemesis.
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Jun 21, 2022 16:13
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Karate Bastard posted:Uh, uhhhhhh do I make a "dong" joke or a "dung" joke in this circumstance Isn't that what Mr. Spock did to knock people out?
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Where is that? I've never been able to find it.
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