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my dog died im sad posted:I think there's even a Pokemon that's just a sword with eyes. I could be mistaken. 
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Nov 14, 2018 02:00
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What's that pokemon called that's a vibe with two condoms for eyes?
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Nov 14, 2018 02:15
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Which of these is not a real Pokemon: 1) a ring of keys 2) a pile of garbage 3) a snowflake 4) a sandcastle Answer: all of them are Pokemon, of course
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Nov 14, 2018 02:41
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SciFiDownBeat posted:Which of these is not a real Pokemon: What about 1) a normal bird 2) the other normal bird 3) a third normal bird 4) a normal rate 5) a normal crab 6) a normal weddel seal
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Nov 14, 2018 03:14
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SciFiDownBeat posted:Which of these is not a real Pokemon: You forgot the newest one. A brick wall. Yes I know that Stakataka is an ultra beast, and technically not a pokemon. gently caress off
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Nov 14, 2018 03:34
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Ghost Leviathan posted:It's Ryan Reynolds (sadly not Frank Reynolds) as a talking yellow capybara with electricity powers who solves mysteries with teens. scooby-doo is one of western civilization’s finest achievements
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Nov 14, 2018 03:39
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Anything touched by Casey Kasem's gilded voice is to be treasured.
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Nov 14, 2018 03:59
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Pikachu has really gotta pikashit
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Nov 14, 2018 03:59
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im not watching the trailer because the concept of a live-action pokemon movie gives me serious anxiety for reasons i cannot explain and which i am not interested in investigating
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Nov 14, 2018 04:02
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like i saw the gif of the jigglypuff thing and it makes me feel like im having a dissociative event
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Nov 14, 2018 04:04
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chernobyl kinsman posted:im not watching the trailer because the concept of a live-action pokemon movie gives me serious anxiety for reasons i cannot explain and which i am not interested in investigating how could this possibly give you anxiety???
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Nov 14, 2018 04:04
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What is Pokemon?? https://carm.org/what-is-pokemon CARM posted:Is Pokemon dangerous? Potentially, yes it is. It conditions the child who plays the game into accepting occult and evolutionary principles. Haunter can hypnotize, eat a person's dreams, and drain their energy. Abra reads minds. Kadabra emits negative energy that harms others. Gastly induces sleep. Gengar laughs at peoples' fright. Nidoran uses poison. The Psychic type of Pokemon is among the strongest in the game. Charmander, Haunter, Ivysaur, Kadabra, and many more evolve. The children are taught to use these creatures to do their will by invoking colored energy cards, fights, and commands. Much of it is reminiscent of the occult and eastern mysticism
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Nov 14, 2018 04:05
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how could this happen
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Nov 14, 2018 04:06
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Drunk Nerds posted:What's that pokemon called that's a vibe with two condoms for eyes? Beaker!??? 
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Nov 14, 2018 04:08
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quote:Update 7/16/2016: The original CARM article on Pokémon was written in 2007. Recently, Pokémon has experienced a resurgence. In fact, it is now the number one viewed article on CARM. My daughter who, I just found out, plays Pokemon Go, told me it's fun and that there are no occultic overtones associated with it. So, downloaded the mobile phone app version of Pokémon and my daughter and I played it for 1/2 hour. So far, nothing occultic has surfaced in the new version. I'm going to continue my research. no one is safe!!!! 
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Nov 14, 2018 04:09
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dudeness posted:why is there a surf shop in the middle of the most megacity city Most surf shops are high-end fashion places with some surfboards as decoration these days last I checked
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Nov 14, 2018 04:13
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Tell that to the Surfboard Pokemon.
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Nov 14, 2018 04:15
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Is this a Pokemon?
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Nov 14, 2018 04:19
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chernobyl kinsman posted:how could this happen Elvis hosed a Kirby
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Nov 14, 2018 04:30
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EorayMel posted:Is this a Pokemon? That there’s a Slugma, I reckon.
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Nov 14, 2018 04:35
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i hope im on drugs when i watch this, inshallah
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Nov 14, 2018 04:44
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EorayMel posted:Is this a Pokemon? I think that's a nudibranch? according to google, that would mean the equivalent pokemon is a "shellos" or it's evolution, "gastrodon"
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Nov 14, 2018 04:52
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There's also a sea cucumber Pokemon, Pyukumuku. It pukes up its own stomach and punches you with it.
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Nov 14, 2018 05:02
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But can Detective Pikachu solve the greatest mystery of all? Why did they take pepsi blue off the market?
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Nov 14, 2018 05:30
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Nov 14, 2018 05:39
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I just remembered that there is a part in the game where you have to trap a Gengar. Despite it being a silly 3DS game with a talking Pikachu it was pretty drat creepy. I wasn't even aware that Gengar is really huge, but finding him him and his creepy rape smile legit freaked me out. :format(webp)/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_image/image/42841472/gengar_junji_ito.0.0.jpg)
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Nov 14, 2018 06:14
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I wish Dom DeLuise was still alive to do the voice.
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Nov 14, 2018 06:38
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Ghost Leviathan posted:There's also a sea cucumber Pokemon, Pyukumuku. It pukes up its own stomach and punches you with it. man, how the hell are there three saltwater slug pokemon and not one friggin opossum? you'd think the ice cream, sword, honeycomb, etc. would be from running out of ideas, but even just regular-rear end nature has more going on
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Nov 14, 2018 06:43
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I hope theres a joke about Raichu being Pikachu that went through puberty.
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Streak posted:drat this looks bad as hell. Counter-point: It, in fact, looks cool and good.
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Nov 14, 2018 07:27
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JediTalentAgent posted:I wish Dom DeLuise was still alive to do the voice. Yeah that would be better than what they went with. It's not that I hate Ryan Reynolds or anything, it's just that his voice REALLY doesn't work coming out of a fuzzy lil critter. Danny Diveto would've worked perfectly but maybe he turned the down 
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Nov 14, 2018 08:26
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Gonna be some innocent fun. ...and I know it's dumb, but come on: the concept of interrogating someone that will not talk is fundamentally funny. Nerd question is this, though: what pokey has the potential power to shift the landscape like in the trailer? Could be a psychic attack, perhaps.
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Nov 14, 2018 08:29
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This is what Dom DeLuise Pokemon 1992 would have been, though. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMyGjQflNnc edit: I could have sworn at first that TJ Miller was the voice of Pikachu for a few seconds.
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Nov 14, 2018 08:30
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krinklechip posted:Gonna be some innocent fun. ...and I know it's dumb, but come on: the concept of interrogating someone that will not talk is fundamentally funny. Literally any of the legendaries. But that's if and only if this movie stays consistent with any of the other shows/games.
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Nov 14, 2018 09:10
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Cubone posted:man, how the hell are there three saltwater slug pokemon and not one friggin opossum? They had trilobite and horseshoe crab Pokemon in the first games and they still don't have a dolphin This may be a surprise but these video games are made by huge goddamn nerds
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Nov 14, 2018 10:14
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Linux Pirate posted:Yeah that would be better than what they went with. It's not that I hate Ryan Reynolds or anything, it's just that his voice REALLY doesn't work coming out of a fuzzy lil critter. Danny Diveto would've worked perfectly but maybe he turned the down As I said, DeVito and Deluise would be too old and grizzled for the role. Detective Pikachu is just a wannabee great detective. He's too young for the job and really just wants to talk about great coffee. Oh and poo poo candy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3rudfcUmDw Lodin fucked around with this message at 11:50 on Nov 14, 2018 |
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Nov 14, 2018 11:48
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Lodin posted:...and really just wants to talk about great coffee. Now I'm imagining Kyle MacLachlan's voice coming out of pikachu.
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Picnic Princess posted:Also on a scale of 1 to 1488 how angry are white nerds about the lead being a black kid lol @ all those comments
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Shmorky might have been a pervert, but he knew his stuff 
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