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In todays world so filled With gloom and with doom, Let's escape and be thrilled To a kingdom, mushroom. In a faraway land Filled with faraway dreams, There is a brave man We all should esteem. He wears a small cap, Cover-alls, and brown boots, Gloves that can clap And grasp heartstrings by the roots. Goombas he stomps, Koopas he clobbers, He puts chains on the chomps, And stops reptilian robbers. He doesn't complain, Whine, moan, or cry. How does he maintain? Is it worth asking "Why?" Sure he is tough, Speedy, and smart, But what good is that stuff If we don't know his heart? "He is but a man, "No better than me!" You think you can do as he can And keep this land free? For our plumber friend ages And one day he will stop. He'll finish his last stages, And break his last blocks. And when he retires And his battles are done, We'll look at this man we admire And say "Gee, wasn't that fun?" And we'll move on to someone new At least some of us might... But what will he do When he's finished his fight? Perhaps he'll lay down And at long last he'll sleep Knowing that he's found Some quiet, down deep. But when you burst in that door And shout "Mario, what do we do?" He'll be ready for more: "Bing bing wa-hoo!"
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ol yeller posted:In todays world so filled I was gutted by the passing of Stan Lee today, and this picked me right up... Thank you so, so much.
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Roses are red Violets are blue All of my base Are belong to you
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I guessed who it was about half-way through. Pretty good try though.
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i was getting genuinely depressed thinking of mario hanging up his hat for good and then the end was a nice twist that perked me right back up
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Wormskull posted:Roses are red
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Arnold Horshack reading this poem out loud to the class in a really heartfelt moment while one tear rolls down kotters cheek
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HORMELCHILI posted:Arnold Horshack reading this poem out loud to the class in a really heartfelt moment while one tear rolls down kotters cheek The words being read over the theme to Taxi
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Wormskull posted:Roses are red
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videogames inspire the most epic kind of art
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Wormskull posted:Roses are red HORMELCHILI posted:Arnold Horshack reading this poem out loud to the class in a really heartfelt moment while one tear rolls down kotters cheek
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HORMELCHILI posted:Arnold Horshack reading this poem out loud to the class in a really heartfelt moment while one tear rolls down kotters cheek Lol
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Nov 13, 2018 19:58
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That SNL skit where Farley, Sandler et al try to pass off AC/DC and Van Halen songs as their own poetry in English class but with the lyrics to Jump Up Super Star instead
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Pablo Nergigante posted:That SNL skit where Farley, Sandler et al try to pass off AC/DC and Van Halen songs as their own poetry in English class but with the lyrics to Jump Up Super Star instead lmao you're like me with the memorization of the Simpsons and SNL. PM me if you ever want my VHS rips of all those 90s SNL episodes that Hulu refuses to air in full
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Wormskull posted:Roses are red
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Uncle at Nintendo posted:lmao lol
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Uncle at Nintendo posted:lmao
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Never connect your VCR to the internet.
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WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW posted:Never connect your VCR to the internet. lol
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Uncle at Nintendo posted:lmao Lmao
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Uncle at Nintendo posted:lmao *through gritted teeth* Do you have the one where Kevin Nealon drinks a bottle of poison but then he removes the label and it says Really Bad Poison.
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R. Guyovich posted:*through gritted teeth* Do you have the one where Kevin Nealon drinks a bottle of poison but then he removes the label and it says Really Bad Poison. Lol
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R. Guyovich posted:*through gritted teeth* Do you have the one where Kevin Nealon drinks a bottle of poison but then he removes the label and it says Really Bad Poison. hahahah
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R. Guyovich posted:*through gritted teeth* Do you have the one where Kevin Nealon drinks a bottle of poison but then he removes the label and it says Really Bad Poison. 
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Reaching up so far Larry's Chex quest is futile To stock the top shelf. A haiku.
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R. Guyovich posted:*through gritted teeth* Do you have the one where Kevin Nealon drinks a bottle of poison but then he removes the label and it says Really Bad Poison.
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R. Guyovich posted:*through gritted teeth* Do you have the one where Kevin Nealon drinks a bottle of poison but then he removes the label and it says Really Bad Poison.
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R. Guyovich posted:*through gritted teeth* Do you have the one where Kevin Nealon drinks a bottle of poison but then he removes the label and it says Really Bad Poison.
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R. Guyovich posted:*through gritted teeth* Do you have the one where Kevin Nealon drinks a bottle of poison but then he removes the label and it says Really Bad Poison. Lol
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Meeting with Uncle at Nintendo in a dark alley at night for an illicit SNL deal, taking care to keep my back to the wall and my hand near my holster
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Poem I wrote: https://twitter.com/FINALLEVEL/status/1062713994300002304
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