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Conrad_Birdie
Jul 10, 2009

I WAS THERE
WHEN CODY RHODES
FINISHED THE STORY
Pretty cool to job out your entire Tag Team Division

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Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?

The Kimoa Kid posted:

Why didn't she break his arm? Two perfectly good arms there waiting to be broken. Shame.

Wanted to leave him intact for Braune.

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money
ronda should have an impact finisher called the "false flag"

SalTheBard
Jan 26, 2005

I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!

Fallen Rib
I'm at the show and beginning was good???

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Post Raw Survivor Series genital castration is something new and I look forward to Braun in glasses and a lab coat performing and explaining what he's doing to Corbin in a calm and succint manner.


NEVERMIND THAT poo poo HERE COMES THE BOTCHIEST TAG TEAM EVER CONCEIVED.

PASS THE MASH
Oct 30, 2013


Please don’t kill Ember

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

SalTheBard posted:

I'm at the show and beginning was good???

I'm not at the show and I agree the beginning was good :hmmyes:

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


Turned on Raw, saw Ember vs Tamina and turned it right off

HitTheTargets
Mar 3, 2006

I came here to laugh at you.

Jiro posted:

Post Raw Survivor Series genital castration is something new and I look forward to Braun in glasses and a lab coat performing and explaining what he's doing to Corbin in a calm and succint manner.


NEVERMIND THAT poo poo HERE COMES THE BOTCHIEST TAG TEAM EVER CONCEIVED.

The Bella Twins?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Jiro posted:

Post Raw Survivor Series genital castration is something new and I look forward to Braun in glasses and a lab coat performing and explaining what he's doing to Corbin in a calm and succint manner.

Remember that brief period where Karl and Gallows would dress up in labcoats and discuss people's balls?

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

Jerusalem posted:

They should time out their shows so the main event starts 20 minutes before the end of the show and you're never sure if the match is going to go the time limit or something crazy/unexpected is going to wrap up the show (at 11) or even end up with,"WE'RE OUTTA TIME SEE YOU ON THUNDER!".

They can make it work, the overrun usually just meant the main event started at 10:57pm and then ran to a limp conclusion 12-15 minutes later. They have near complete and total control over every single facet of their show, if they're good at their jobs they should be able to make it work. :colbert:

Man, come on. I'm comparatively a WWE stan and even I know better.

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


Jiro posted:

Post Raw Survivor Series genital castration is something new and I look forward to Braun in glasses and a lab coat performing and explaining what he's doing to Corbin in a calm and succint manner.

ASMR Castrating the Acting GM, soft spoken, scalpel tapping

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
Oh boy time for Tamina to get her first win in quite some time most likely.

HitTheTargets
Mar 3, 2006

I came here to laugh at you.

Jerusalem posted:

Remember that brief period where Karl and Gallows would dress up in labcoats and discuss people's balls?

If I try to picture that in my mind, I just get a giant blur surrounding off-brand Bullet Babe Dana Brooke.

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
No reactions for Nia or Tamina lol

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Well at least Tamina's theme isn't just grunting and huffing anymore.

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


Is Tamina billed from "the Pacific islands?"

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
Those piped in boos lol

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money
https://twitter.com/buffalobills/status/1062148063068864512?s=21

he's going to be number 30 in the royal rumble

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
Who would ever idolize Nia?

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
Ember Moon grew up idolizing Nia Jax

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

"Ember came up in this business idolizing Nia Jax" is absolutely incredible

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

SamuraiFoochs posted:

Man, come on. I'm comparatively a WWE stan and even I know better.

I said they SHOULD :eng101:

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
Holy poo poo tamina botched an armdrag

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


Business casual Alexa Bliss is very good

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


How badly scrambled is Alexa's brain?

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

I generally try not to be the "this person shouldn't have a job" person when it comes to wrestling critique, and I think I've even said these two sentences in this precise order already, but it is unconscionable that Tamina is still employed on the main roster

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

CarlCX posted:

"Ember came up in this business idolizing Nia Jax" is absolutely incredible

:psypop:

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST

CarlCX posted:

I generally try not to be the "this person shouldn't have a job" person when it comes to wrestling critique, and I think I've even said these two sentences in this precise order already, but it is unconscionable that Tamina is still employed on the main roster

She is samoan. And related to noted murderer Snuka.

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money

CarlCX posted:

"Ember came up in this business idolizing Nia Jax" is absolutely incredible

did they actually say this, lmao

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


a new study bible! posted:

How badly scrambled is Alexa's brain?

Concussion recovery is pretty much "let us know when you stop having symptoms" so they won't have a hard and fast timeline. Turns out brains are weird.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon

DarkstarIV posted:

She is samoan. And related to noted murderer Snuka.

two very good reasons why she should be fired

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST

Baron Corbin posted:

two very good reasons why she should be fired

Yeah but not in Vince's eyes.

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

Low Desert Punk posted:

did they actually say this, lmao

that is an honest to god Michael Cole quote

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Ahaha, Nia just looks confused.

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Tamina looks like some kind of Mad Magazine interpretation of Cher’s “Turn Back Time” video

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Jerusalem posted:

Ahaha, Nia just looks confused.

Nia, business as usual.

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


sportsgenius86 posted:

Tamina looks like some kind of Mad Magazine interpretation of Cher’s “Turn Back Time” video

No she looks like a TNG era Klingon

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

sportsgenius86 posted:

Tamina looks like some kind of Mad Magazine interpretation of Cher’s “Turn Back Time” video

Holy gently caress :lol:

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Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
raw loving sucks

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