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Dubplate Fire
Aug 1, 2010

:hfive: bruvs be4 luvs
Funniest motherfucker alive right now, prove me wrong.

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Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

dave chapelle.

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
One time I saw a youtube video of a chimpanzee making fart sounds. I thought that was pretty funny, personally.

open container
Sep 16, 2008
does he do standup? i just see him getting angry for petty reasons on podcasts

Dubplate Fire
Aug 1, 2010

:hfive: bruvs be4 luvs

Hell Yeah posted:

dave chapelle.

Maybe in his prime but I’m talking about right now.

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

all of that entire group including joe rogan are funnier than joey diaz. he just looks like a troll and tells stories about prison. he's like a c list comedian.

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

Dubplate Fire posted:

Maybe in his prime but I’m talking about right now.

dave chapelle is still funnier than joey diaz by like a mile and claiming he's not is a truly outrageous claim.

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
never heard of him but yeah, tig notaro is. saw her in detroit in september and she was great.

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
Also a chimpanzee is very strong because it uses more of it's muscles.

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


Is he that really fat guy with a cigar who screams about stuff in front of an American flag on youtube?

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Linux Pirate posted:

Is he that really fat guy with a cigar who screams about stuff in front of an American flag on youtube?

He's the fat guy that screams about how he used to do heroin and is cuban

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


Found it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gyfnUhQJcpk

Is this Joey Diaz?

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Peter Daou Bundy posted:

never heard of him but yeah, tig notaro is. saw her in detroit in september and she was great.

How gay and white are you

Maka
Mar 18, 2001

years ago I saw Joey at an improv show and he went on this rant about jew sneakers or something and I almost keeled over from laughter but yeah he's ok I guess.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

EugeneJ posted:

How gay and white are you
what

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
Well, that's a vast oversimplification, but the point stands that it's better to laugh with a chimpanzee than to fight one.

Dubplate Fire
Aug 1, 2010

:hfive: bruvs be4 luvs

No

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013

EugeneJ posted:

How gay and white are you

PDB is just trolling you, no one thinks Tig Notaro is funny.

Dandywalken
Feb 11, 2014


No but that guy is amazing.

im depressed lol
Mar 12, 2013

cunts are still running the show.
big dicks in ya rear end is bad for your health

stay black cause that's the most important thing

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Ork of Fiction posted:

PDB is just trolling you, no one thinks Tig Notaro is funny.

The Venn diagram intersection of "goons in a Joey Diaz thread" and "NPR listeners" isn't the biggest population either

The Dregs
Dec 29, 2005

MY TREEEEEEEE!
My brother linked me to some animated Joe Rogan show outtakes featuring Diaz and they were funny as hell. That's all I know about the guy though.

polio king
Jun 19, 2004

he's like margaret cho level of comedian, which isn't good.

Nonviolent J
Jul 20, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Soiled Meat
Joey Tribbiani

Kak
Sep 27, 2002
I haven't heard any of his standups, but this is one of the best clips ever.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0n28f0j976w

Clawtopsy
Dec 17, 2009

What a fascinatingly unusual cock. Now, allow me to show you my collection...

Dubplate Fire posted:

Funniest motherfucker alive right now, prove me wrong.

norm!

Wrath of the Bitch King
May 11, 2005

Research confirms that black is a color like silver is a color, and that beyond black is clarity.

polio king posted:

he's like margaret cho level of comedian, which isn't good.

Lets not get carried away, very few people are that bad.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

GBS has the worst opinions re: stand-up comedy, but I don't know if Joey Diaz is good or bad because I haven't heard him.

Wrath of the Bitch King
May 11, 2005

Research confirms that black is a color like silver is a color, and that beyond black is clarity.

FactsAreUseless posted:

GBS has the worst opinions re: stand-up comedy, but I don't know if Joey Diaz is good or bad because I haven't heard him.

who are your favorites, man of vast taste and culture

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Wrath of the Bitch King posted:

who are your favorites, man of vast taste and culture
Gerry Seinfeld, Andy Dice, Sam Kenny's son (I forget his name)

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺
*in a low and serious voice that commands attention* Norm.

Wrath of the Bitch King
May 11, 2005

Research confirms that black is a color like silver is a color, and that beyond black is clarity.
Trolling aside, the correct answer is Steven Wright (especially live).

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

EugeneJ posted:

How gay and white are you

i guess a tiny bit gay, on the whiteness scale somewhere in the middle

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
He's a sweaty guy who loves cheeseburgers

ninjoatse.cx
Apr 9, 2005

Fun Shoe
He likes to tell other people what to eat to be healthy while being fat himself :thunk:

Wrath of the Bitch King
May 11, 2005

Research confirms that black is a color like silver is a color, and that beyond black is clarity.
That just means he's a goon.

SleepySonata
Mar 3, 2010
NO ONE IS FUNNY EVERYONE IS OFFENSIVE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

RedChesterfield
Nov 18, 2010

"You know you've done enough shit to go to hell."
He combos the show between character comic and storyteller really well. But, his schtick sometimes goes from a sort of parody or Dice Clay kinda act, into the territory of legit racist/sexist/scary uncle.
I've cracked up.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

OP, I am funnier.

I am very funny.

Extremely so.

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WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009
the only good comedian is neil hamburger

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