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So, your rich and duchebag friend Tyler decided it would be funny to steal your DNA and use it to make an clone of you and then uploaded your memories (he scanned your brain when you where drunk and passed out) into the clone. And now at your birthday party he presents "you" similar and every possible way. Tyler even bought similar style of clothing for him. Now there there is two of you standing in the room surrounded by shocked and laughing people. What you gonna do next? At least this exercise in mental imagination will help you to better understand yourself and and how you relate to yourself. Aydjile fucked around with this message at 03:54 on Nov 18, 2018 |
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act real mad and kick everyone out so we can get straight to eating each others asses of course
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Nov 14, 2018 12:43
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I wanna kiss him and marry him and have babies with him
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Nov 14, 2018 12:49
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One of us commits crimes while the other establishes an alibi.
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Nov 14, 2018 12:49
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Mimesweeper posted:act real mad and kick everyone out so we can get straight to eating each others asses of course Pretty much. Then later I would have to kill him / me, before he / me kills me.
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Nov 14, 2018 12:49
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Also is he an EXACT replicant of me? Like are his finger prints the exact same as mine this is critically important based on something that may or may not have just happened right before the party where I meet him
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Nov 14, 2018 12:50
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I don't think we'd get on so the party would be awkward.
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Nov 14, 2018 12:55
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Big Beef City posted:Also is he an EXACT replicant of me? Like are his finger prints the exact same as mine this is critically important based on something that may or may not have just happened right before the party where I meet him yes, exact DNA replicant. and your brain was scanned and memories uploaded last night when you where sleeping. shoulda wearied your tinfoil hat, right?
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Nov 14, 2018 12:55
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murder him
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Nov 14, 2018 13:00
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"oh hey you can entertain these people cool thanks" and wander off upstairs to go to sleep
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Nov 14, 2018 13:01
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carefully check his breath, let him know if it actually smells bad or not (thirteen cups of coffee and 28 philly blunts per day probaby don' help) then carefully quiz his mind about the duality of spirit and flesh. then eat him butt
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Nov 14, 2018 13:05
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change all the lightbulbs
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Nov 14, 2018 14:21
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It would probably be exactly like my normal life except now I have a friend who likes the same things I do and will want to do the same things at the same time. Pooping will be awkward, but I'm already used to the smell of my own poo poo so maybe not.
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Nov 14, 2018 14:32
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Fake me is not getting any of my alcohol gently caress that guy
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Nov 14, 2018 14:34
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I probably be only kinda friends with him, and when he wasn't around I would talk poo poo about how he needs to be more social and not such a loner, despite it being exactly the same behavior I exhibit. He of course would in turn do the same, and our mutual friends would be silently frustrated.
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Nov 14, 2018 14:41
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Murder that bitchass replicant motherfucker before he strangles me in my sleep.
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Nov 14, 2018 14:44
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"... why?"
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Nov 14, 2018 14:45
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Well we are not the same because our paths diverged after the brain scan was taken. But I think maybe I would try to get on Jerry Springer and then make some money off the attention. Maybe a gofundme or a lovely sitcom.
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Nov 14, 2018 14:46
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charge our jo crystals
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Nov 14, 2018 14:48
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Lol, alot of gay stuff in secrecy and probably some cool dance routines in public. Can't wait tbh!
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Nov 14, 2018 14:49
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Go home and have a threesome with my girlfriend, she'd probably be into that. and if not at least i wont be lonely.
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Nov 14, 2018 14:50
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If he's a brand new clone his organs will all be healthy and 100% compatible with me so I'm taking that liver. And skin.
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Nov 14, 2018 14:52
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I'M FREE AT LAST! NOW YOU HAVE TO LIVE THIS MISERABLE LIFE!
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Nov 14, 2018 14:52
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Fight to the death and when were tired were going to eat. Eventually we'll gently caress but it'll be more of like a breakdown from the existential crisis that follows from being that narcissistic that you couldn't not gently caress yourself. It will be awful sex.
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Nov 14, 2018 15:11
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Try to understand exactly why everybody hates me irl
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Nov 14, 2018 15:18
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Are they going to take a bat to the clone to insure that it has the same injuries as me? And I don't drink very often but if I was an alcoholic would they gently caress up his liver real good? Anyway I don't know, maybe send him to Russia so he can't take my stuff that he probably thinks he owns.
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Nov 14, 2018 15:23
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super sweet best pal posted:One of us commits crimes while the other establishes an alibi. i was going to say gently caress myself in the rear end but im going with this one
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Nov 14, 2018 15:23
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Gay Weed Dad posted:Lol, alot of gay stuff in secrecy and probably some cool dance routines in public. Can't wait tbh! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8ZB3j-iFOA
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Nov 14, 2018 16:09
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I'd peace out. gently caress that dude, I bet he's an rear end in a top hat, let him deal with my problems.
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Nov 14, 2018 16:36
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I am pretty loving annoying which leads me to believe that I would hate the poo poo out of the me-man.
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Nov 14, 2018 16:38
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Apologize
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Nov 14, 2018 16:40
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Probably make an appearance on Oprah
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Nov 14, 2018 16:46
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Threesome with my husband and then crimes of course
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Nov 14, 2018 16:47
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Now do I have legal ownership of the clone? I'll just end up giving him a place to live at my house, share a bank account. We will both work and travel together. No sexy time though, just both doing whatever.
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Nov 14, 2018 16:54
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First, I'll kick out Tyler and the other guests, then I'll sit up with my husband and my clone and strategize a way to sue Tyler for cloning me without my consent Then comes the threesome
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Nov 14, 2018 16:56
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Edgar posted:Now do I have legal ownership of the clone? I'll just end up giving him a place to live at my house, share a bank account. We will both work and travel together. No sexy time though, just both doing whatever. oh in that case I change my answer to harvest him for his healthy organs, presumably undamaged by a lifetime of hard living
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Nov 14, 2018 16:58
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Since the brain scans were taken while drunk, the clone is permanently near comatose shitfaced.
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Nov 14, 2018 17:47
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Colonel Cancer posted:Since the brain scans were taken while drunk, the clone is permanently near comatose shitfaced. then he can keep his organs. I'll take him in, look after him and I will call him... friend 
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Nov 14, 2018 17:53
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Sinding Johansson posted:then he can keep his organs. I'll take him in, look after him and I will call him... friend Wtf just dump him in the trash at that point, he’s a trash boy
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Nov 14, 2018 17:57
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would finally be able to suck my own dick
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