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bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Rakosi posted:

you are an apocalypse of a oval office

This guy likes Good N Plenty candy

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Tinfoil Papercut
Jul 27, 2016

by Athanatos

bradzilla posted:

This guy likes Good N Plenty candy

Jeff Goldblum isn't nearly as interesting or as good an actor as his cult pop culture persona would lead you to believe.

Valko
Sep 18, 2015

I hope every single one of you with a pair of plums between their legs balls' grow square and start rotting at the corners.

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

gently caress off bitch.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Your stupid face looks like something.





A CLOWN would paint on!

At the CIRCUS!

If it were in town!


WHICH IT IS

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Do you have stairs in your house?

*kicks u down them*

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Super Grocery Kart posted:

Do you have stairs in your house?

*kicks u down them*

more like super mario fart i nstead of ur username super grocery kart

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Malcolm Turnbeug posted:

*looks u dead in the eyes and just says ‘would’*

Yeah, I’d do you, but I wouldn’t like it!

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

bring back old gbs posted:

more like super mario fart i nstead of ur username super grocery kart

Why don’t you suck on these a-spicy fireballs?

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

You guys are actually pretty cool

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

Statutory Ape posted:

You guys are actually pretty cool

FOR ME TO POOP ON!!!

chocolateTHUNDER
Jul 19, 2008

GIVE ME ALL YOUR FREE AGENTS

ALL OF THEM
I'm gay

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k

Bogus Adventure posted:

FOR ME TO POOP ON!!!

Jesus Christ does this thread have no limits??!!

unpleasantly turgid
Jul 6, 2016

u lightweights couldn't even feed my shadow ;*

your'e words not mine heh

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

you guys are all very good at insulting each other and i admire the grace with which the insultees handle the verbal assaults, good job fellas!

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
get loving DUNKED ya loving DWEEBS


yEESH

Valko
Sep 18, 2015

Statutory Ape posted:

you guys are all very good at insulting each other and i admire the grace with which the insultees handle the verbal assaults, good job fellas!

It's not something I like to do but posting offensive-broke brained poo poo like this is why there is a report button. Honestly, how long have you been here? Did you even lurk for five minutes before thinking it was a good idea to post an opinion like that!? I feel like I need a loving shower. I think I need to smoke a bowl and wash it down with a bottle of vodka. I'll buy a new keyboard (different colour) tommorrow too because I want to have no memories of this and im so loving FURIOUS right now that this is going to take some effort to forget.

Why don't you crawl back under whatever weird rock you crawled out from you pimpled and boil covered swine sized slug. That's what all you weirdo's who are too bad for even /B look like.

Jesus.

I mean, seriously fuuuuuck.

Streak
May 16, 2004

by Nyc_Tattoo

Valko posted:

It's not something I like to do but posting offensive-broke brained poo poo like this is why there is a report button. Honestly, how long have you been here? Did you even lurk for five minutes before thinking it was a good idea to post an opinion like that!? I feel like I need a loving shower. I think I need to smoke a bowl and wash it down with a bottle of vodka. I'll buy a new keyboard (different colour) tommorrow too because I want to have no memories of this and im so loving FURIOUS right now that this is going to take some effort to forget.

Why don't you crawl back under whatever weird rock you crawled out from you pimpled and boil covered swine sized slug. That's what all you weirdo's who are too bad for even /B look like.

Jesus.

I mean, seriously fuuuuuck.

shut up

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
Op only like missionary style porn

Obsidianheart
Apr 26, 2017

Throwing off the shadow of a better man.
I hope you fall down a hole.
A deep, dank hole.
I hope the fall doesn't kill you, but you are unable to climb out of the hole.
That way your friends and family can come visit you, feed you, keep you company.
While you are trapped in the hole.
I hope the hole you become trapped in is far away from my present location, so that I don't have to listen to you beg for help.
But I also wish to know the location of the hole, so if I want to hear you gibber and moan, I can.

Also, I'm going to pee in that hole you're stuck in.

BattleCattle
May 11, 2014

do’st thou in truth believe thy countenance to be favorable? I dare say not, thou churlish fool.

IT BURNS
Nov 19, 2012

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH HOISIN SAUCE

curlys gold
Jan 17, 2018

IT BURNS posted:

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH HOISIN SAUCE

only you would think those arent delicious

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺
I hosed your milkshake

Winifred Madgers
Feb 12, 2002

I like the cut of your jugular.

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord

Tane posted:

i post on the somethingawful.com forums in 2018

LURK MORE!

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017
You're all a bunch of alcoholic shitposters who suck at basic life experiences.

















....and I love you all :)

Valko
Sep 18, 2015

Rad-daddio posted:

....and I love you all :)

You. Outside. Right now.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Rad-daddio posted:

You're all a bunch of alcoholic shitposters who suck at basic life experiences.

















....and I love you all :)

Stop spreading stds here, Typhoid Mary.

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
IRL I called my buddy a goddamed two-balled blue-balled muthafuckin fairysuckin niggerhitler with a one-inch dick and now I have to come up with something better? What a pickle!

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


your poops are small and weak 0 out of 10 cold turds

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
Thread Rating: 4 votes, 3.25 average


Lol Chinatown deserves a super swirly for this stupid no vote thread. No one cares about your poo poo after 4 pages! Lmao

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017

Burt Sexual posted:

Stop spreading stds here, Typhoid Mary.

Eat me, power monger!

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Burt Sexual posted:

Thread Rating: 4 votes, 3.25 average


Lol Chinatown deserves a super swirly for this stupid no vote thread. No one cares about your poo poo after 4 pages! Lmao

you do. and thats pathetic

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY

Burt Sexual posted:

Stop spreading stds here, Typhoid Mary.

Typhus isn't an std you morlock.

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺

Chinatown posted:

you do. and thats pathetic

:blastu:

Valko
Sep 18, 2015

phasmid posted:

Typhus isn't an std you morlock.

Morlocks don't exist you pedantic mermaid.

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY

Valko posted:

Morlocks don't exist you pedantic mermaid.

I can dream whatever I want, fucko.


e. vv Pssht. You think someone's gonna kiss your ring, you mod swine? You are powerless in threads such as these!

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

phasmid posted:

Typhus isn't an std you morlock.

LOL everyone laugh at the nerd.

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Valko
Sep 18, 2015

phasmid posted:

I can dream whatever I want, fucko.

The mermaid legend started because sailors mistook them for people like you, ya big manatee.

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