what is love?

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SLICK GOKU BABY: Jun 12, 2001; Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls

What makes someone worth loving instead of hating?

is Love dependent on the society we�re livin in or is it something innate to the human experience like pooing

Na, gently caress that lame poo poo.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEXWRTEbj1I

# ? Nov 15, 2018 09:02

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FUTURE JAZZ: May 17, 2009; "Like Jamiroquai, but with the beeps and boops of Jarre.
Ask me about my new weird america klesmer Christian chamber pop band."

eating butt

# ? Nov 15, 2018 09:03

Sponge Baathist: Jan 30, 2010; by FactsAreUseless

baby don't hurt me no more

# ? Nov 15, 2018 09:10

olives black: Nov 24, 2017; LENIN.
STILL.
WON'T.
FUCK.
ME.

https://youtu.be/4V4IEV8l-gA

# ? Nov 15, 2018 09:17

esperterra: Mar 24, 2010; SHINee's back

baby don't hurt me

# ? Nov 15, 2018 10:32

The Dennis System: Aug 4, 2014; Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.

babby don't hurt me

# ? Nov 15, 2018 11:13

Jesustheastronaut!: Mar 9, 2014; Lipstick Apathy

A miserable little pile of secretions!

# ? Nov 15, 2018 11:13

jimmyjams: Jan 10, 2001; King Kong of Megadongs
Gobblin' them mega schlongs
Makin' sure they mega long
Stroke' 'em if they mega strong

FUTURE JAZZ posted:

eating butt

# ? Nov 15, 2018 12:58

Grevling: Dec 18, 2016

I don't know why you're not fair
I give you my love, but you don't care

# ? Nov 15, 2018 13:17

jimmyjams: Jan 10, 2001; King Kong of Megadongs
Gobblin' them mega schlongs
Makin' sure they mega long
Stroke' 'em if they mega strong

when u nutted. but she still suckin

# ? Nov 15, 2018 13:45

Nude: Nov 16, 2014; I have no idea what I'm doing.

Jesustheastronaut! posted:

A miserable little pile of secretions!

A miserable little pile of secrets works too.

# ? Nov 15, 2018 13:50

olives black: Nov 24, 2017; LENIN.
STILL.
WON'T.
FUCK.
ME.

jimmyjams posted:

when u nutted. but she still suckin

# ? Nov 15, 2018 13:50

Waltzing Along: Jun 14, 2008; There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

You'll never know, OP. You'll never know.

# ? Nov 15, 2018 14:59

opie: Nov 28, 2000; Check out my TFLC Excuse Log!

A neural chemical con job

# ? Nov 15, 2018 15:51

Thin Privilege: Jul 8, 2009; IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT; Gravy Boat 2k

opie posted:

A neural chemical con job

Yeah this.

# ? Nov 15, 2018 15:56

Olympic Mathlete: Feb 25, 2011

opie posted:

A neural chemical con job

Wonder Showzen was so good.

Also OP was either going to be Haddaway or this bomb from 1990.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zD71055315c

# ? Nov 15, 2018 16:11

Iron Crowned: May 6, 2003; by Hand Knit

big rear end titties

# ? Nov 15, 2018 16:12

Icochet: Mar 18, 2008; I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~; Grimey Drawer

Sound of sweaty flabs of flesh slapping in the dark followed by a weird smell

# ? Nov 15, 2018 16:54

bring back old gbs: Feb 28, 2007; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Icochet posted:

Sound of sweaty flabs of flesh slapping in the dark followed by a weird smell

yea no windows room stink

# ? Nov 15, 2018 17:02

squid pro quo: Nov 11, 2018

Hit me baby one more time

# ? Nov 15, 2018 17:07

spinderella: Jul 15, 2017; by FactsAreUseless

The best thing on Earth, that's all

# ? Nov 15, 2018 17:10

Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

Love is for lovers.

# ? Nov 15, 2018 17:49

Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

Like Virginia.

# ? Nov 15, 2018 17:49

squid pro quo: Nov 11, 2018

It�s a many splendored thing

But also a battlefield

# ? Nov 15, 2018 18:04

Grevling: Dec 18, 2016

squid pro quo posted:

It�s a many splendored thing

But also a battlefield

It's also all you need.

# ? Nov 15, 2018 18:21

Damo: Nov 8, 2002; The second-generation Pontiac Sunbird, introduced by the automaker for the 1982 model year as the J2000, was built to be an inexpensive and fuel-efficient front-wheel-drive commuter car capable of seating five.; Offensive Clock

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_74N7KJmEj4

# ? Nov 15, 2018 18:25

Icochet: Mar 18, 2008; I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~; Grimey Drawer

Making it is preferable to making war. But it is kinda like war, what with the battlefields and all.

I sometimes call my wife Big Bertha. Then she makes war. Or is it love?

# ? Nov 15, 2018 20:15

Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

Love is finally agreeing to let your partner pee on your chest prior to sexual intercourse.

That is loving love.

# ? Nov 15, 2018 20:17

fartinlewis: Mar 1, 2016

I love carpet, I love desk, I love lamp

# ? Nov 15, 2018 21:09

Hairy Right Hook: Sep 9, 2001; Hee to the ho

It's in the air OP

# ? Nov 15, 2018 21:38

Coolness Averted: Feb 20, 2007; oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗

like a truck

# ? Nov 16, 2018 00:49

Coolness Averted: Feb 20, 2007; oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗

BERSERKER

# ? Nov 16, 2018 00:49

Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

Love is when the sex sounds like the boots of a pair of chest-waders walking through a marsh and you're all like, "gently caress YEAH!"

# ? Nov 16, 2018 00:55

snickothemule: Jul 11, 2016; wretched single ply might as well use my socks

incel repellent

# ? Nov 16, 2018 01:12

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

FUTURE JAZZ posted:

eating butt

# ? Nov 16, 2018 01:20

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

I love you Mayor McCheese

# ? Nov 16, 2018 01:21

Obsidianheart: Apr 26, 2017; Throwing off the shadow of a better man.

It's always over in the morning.

_{_{Black wind come carry me far away}}

# ? Nov 16, 2018 01:50

Zamboni Rodeo: Jul 19, 2007; NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!

Well, since you asked:

JCaesar posted:

gently caress all the pop song puppy love bullshit. Your heart skipping a beat isn't love, it's cardiac arrhythmia. It's not about shortness of breath, either, or how turned on you get or whether you tell yourself you'd throw yourself in front of a bus for her or whatever. You can convince yourself of a lot about how you feel and what you would do in exchange for regular oral sex.
Love is when she drives you insane sometimes. And I don't mean merely "aggravating" or "annoying," I mean flat-out loving in. Sane. And in a way nobody else can do it in a million years. She'll drive you to the point where you'd gouge out your own eyeball with a melon baller or smack your scrotum a half-dozen times with a ball peen hammer if it means you can be done with this conversation. She'll make you want to chew your own arm off to get out of talking about this. And I don't care how many loving times you've had this conversation, each time, you know you'll have it again:

Her: I thought you turned the heat on.
You: I did.
Her: Well, I'm still cold. Are you sure you did it right?
You: Yes, I'm pretty sure I know how to turn on a thermostat.
Her: 'Cause you know you have to flip the switch to "heat" and....
You: Honey! I know! How to turn on! A thermostat! I went to college for it and everything.
Her: Well, I don't feel any heat blowing in here.
You: I know. I think you broke the thermostat again.
Her: I didn't break it.
You: Yes, you did, you put that halogen lamp right next to it again.
Her: That doesn't do anything.
You: Yes, it does.
Her: I thought you fixed it?
You: I did fix it, and you broke it again.
Her: Are you sure you fixed it right?
You: Yes, goddammit, I fixed it right.
Her: How do you know you fixed it?
You: 'Cause it worked when I fixed it!
Her: Well, it's not working now.
You: 'Cause you broke it again!
Her: How'd I break it?
You: You put the goddamn, loving lamp next to it!
Her: I don't see why a lamp would break a thermostat.
You: OK. I'm going to explain this. One more time. Slowly. Thermostats have a coil inside them that expands and contracts based on the temperature. This is how they know when it is hotter than the setting of the A/C, so it can cool the room off, or colder than the setting of the heating, so it can heat the room up. Halogen lamps generate heat. Halogen lamps generate a lot of heat. That's why you burn your fingers when you touch the bulbs after they've been on for a while. So when you put a halogen lamp next to a thermostat, it causes the coil to keep expanding and expanding and expanding past the point it's intended to expand. This makes the thermostat think it's really, really hot all the time, and it makes the coil less sensitive in the future, and it'll eventually break the coil so I'll have to replace the thermostat.
Her: That doesn't sound right.
You: Trust me. It's right.
Her: How do you know?
You: BECAUSE I TOOK SIXTH GRADE loving PHYSICS, OK?!
Her: Well, I don't think they should make thermostats that can be broken by something little like a lamp.
You: Fine. Don't think that. Write a letter to the manufacturers. Write a letter to universities and tell them to build a better thermostat. I don't loving care. But that's how they make them. That's why I keep moving the lamp, that's why I keep telling you not to put it back to the right of the bookcase, that's why I've had to fix the thermostat four loving times now. Stop! Putting! The lamp! Right! Next! To the thermostat!
Her: But on the other side of the bookcase, the front of the hallway is dark, and I can't see inside my gift closet.
You: Well, you can turn on the hall light to go through your gift closet, or you can sit here and be cold! Your choice, honey!
Her:
You:
Her:
You:
Her: I don't think you fixed the thermostat right.
You: GOD-MOTHERFUCKING-DAMMIT, I'M GOING TO FIX THAT MOTHERFUCKING THERMOSTAT TOMORROW, AND I SWEAR TO MOTHERFUCKING CHRIST IF YOU PUT THE LAMP NEAR THE THERMOSTAT AGAIN, I WILL SMASH IT TO A MILLION loving PIECES AND SHOVE THEM DOWN YOUR GODDAMN THROAT!!! MOTHERFUCK ME, JESUS!!!!!!

And if the seventh time you have that conversation, knowing full well there will be an eighth time, you'd still rather have that conversation again than imagine a world she's not in, you're in love.
Especially if you do fix that thermostat... again... the next day, and not just so she'll shut up about it, but because you really don't want her to be cold anymore.

# ? Nov 16, 2018 02:29

Zeluth: May 12, 2001; by Fluffdaddy

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serious norman: Dec 13, 2007; im pickle rick!!!!

Has anyone posted baby dont hurt me yet?

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