Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Locked thread
lizardman
Jun 30, 2007

by R. Guyovich

Caesar Saladin posted:

talented actress and comedienne, maybe you should try actually engaging in culture instead of some weird secondhand internet impression

Look I only have so much time alright?

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

curlys gold
Jan 17, 2018

Gazpacho posted:

unable to conceive of ugliness

unlike your mom

Valko
Sep 18, 2015

Caesar Saladin posted:

furthermore, one of the hottest blonde babes to ever walk this earth, which is notable in its own right

The Dennis System
Aug 4, 2014

Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.
The was good looking imho. It’s a shame Kennedy had her killed.

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
Truly she was STUNNING

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
I think she was just kind of meh. :shrug:

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
She could absolutely pull of that platinum hair and her lips, smile underrated

1st_Panzer_Div.
May 11, 2005
Grimey Drawer

Natutal hair color is irrelevant to her being a bomb rear end blonde.

Moon Atari
Dec 26, 2010

If you can't handle me at my worst you don't deserve me at my best *ODs alone in bed surrounded by pill bottles with career and personal life in tatters*.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007



eh. i guess i'd throw it in er

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
The real question is what was so loving great about Princess Di?

1st_Panzer_Div.
May 11, 2005
Grimey Drawer
I've never heard the abusive arthur Miller stuff before though, what's that poo poo about?

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

Moon Atari posted:

If you can't handle me at my worst you don't deserve me at my best *ODs alone in bed surrounded by pill bottles with career and personal life in tatters*.

i don't think she actually said that

lizardman
Jun 30, 2007

by R. Guyovich

Who What Now posted:

The real question is what was so loving great about Princess Di?

SHOTS FIRED

BattleCattle
May 11, 2014

She was a princess, so she had that whole royalty thing goin’ for her.

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
Her face was perfectly proportioned so the planes coupled with makeup looked spectacular in black abd white as well.

Only registered members can see post attachments!

Tokamak
Dec 22, 2004

The world was a different place before the internet.

Moon Atari
Dec 26, 2010

1st_Panzer_Div. posted:

I've never heard the abusive arthur Miller stuff before though, what's that poo poo about?

Literally the only thing I could find was her being upset after finding his diary where he wrote about being embarrassed by her, but the public at the time cast him as a coldhearted intellectual because he didnt attend her funeral (a previously unpublished essay released a few ago reveals he didnt attend because he was angry at the public media spectacle since he blamed them for her death). Previous relationship Joe DiMaggio is said to have been abusive though.

Valko
Sep 18, 2015

Who What Now posted:

The real question is what was so loving great about Princess Di?

It's not really about what she looked like but what she did. Countless young women marry into wealth and privelege for an easy life but she decided to use her newfound clout to do positive things. She got landmines banned. She did a lot to remove the stigma from people suffering from AIDS. She was declared an enemy by the Wesboro Baptist Church.

One of the more likely conspiracy theories surrounding her death was that British arms manufacturers had reason to want her gone.

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
"Some Like it Hot" is not only a very funny movie, it is also extremely gay for 1959.

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
It's like being hornet was invented in 2001.

dev286
Nov 30, 2006

Let it be all the best.

Devils Affricate posted:

People were way uglier back during her time so a lady that would now be considered above average was kind of a big deal

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Valko posted:

It's not really about what she looked like but what she did. Countless young women marry into wealth and privelege for an easy life but she decided to use her newfound clout to do positive things. She got landmines banned. She did a lot to remove the stigma from people suffering from AIDS. She was declared an enemy by the Wesboro Baptist Church.

One of the more likely conspiracy theories surrounding her death was that British arms manufacturers had reason to want her gone.

How were the cans, though?

I actually didn't know some of that, that's pretty cool

hell astro course
Dec 10, 2009

pizza sucks

op is a lizard, why are any of you even bothering to explain mammal stuff to him? he'll never get it.

in fact, I think op is getting you all whipped up so he can gestate some lizardmen eggs with negative energy psychic provided by the humans. That's how they gestate eggs. you're falling for it. all of you.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
According to my research, everyone at the time thought she had some great "gams".


Not sure if that means boobs or butt thought, I don't speak Boomer.

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!
She did that thing with the skirt or we

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Chomp8645 posted:

According to my research, everyone at the time thought she had some great "gams".


Not sure if that means boobs or butt thought, I don't speak Boomer.

Thems tha legs.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Who What Now posted:

Thems tha legs.

Oooohhhh.

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Chinatown posted:

i heard she liked to suck balls

When did Nancy Reagan come into this?

SpaceAceJase
Nov 8, 2008

and you
have proved
to be...

a real shitty poster,
and a real james
marilyn if you're reading this thread haunt me

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
And what’s the deal with Betty Boop? More like Betty POOP if you ask me!

curlys gold
Jan 17, 2018

Kuato posted:

And what’s the deal with Betty Boop? More like Betty POOP if you ask me!

betty put out for small hairy animals

Valko
Sep 18, 2015

Who What Now posted:

How were the cans, though?

I actually didn't know some of that, that's pretty cool

I thought I saw them once. You know about woods porn and british tabloid page 3, right? There was (is?) a paper called the Sunday Sport. It was later the Daily Sport and it advertised itself like "This is the Newspaper where every page is Page 3! :pervert: YAY!!" Yeah. The Sport. Don't ask me. More like the daily spurt.

I found and issue of it out in the back fields one day. I was still aged in single digits and really didn't get was looking at. I was too young too know about papparazzi and photo editing. In my young mind all I could ask was "How? How did a man get into Diana's bedroom and not have her notice him? It's so close and she is even smiling! My mum would kill me if I walked into her room like that!"

I'm sorry. Thinking about Diana got me depressed so I poured a drink. Now Im all fuzzy and thinking of Diana and children and how she would have made such a great grandmother.

DON'T CLICK THIS!

Sing for me please Marilyn.

Valko fucked around with this message at 04:25 on Nov 16, 2018

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
It was a time when people were willing to get fixated on an airhead that puts out. It's like Britney Spears in her heyday but with nostalgia instead of newness.

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Valko posted:

I'm sorry. Thinking about Diana got me depressed so I poured a drink. Now Im all fuzzy and thinking of Diana and children and how she would have made such a great grandmother.

cheer me up marilyn.


:chloe:

Valko
Sep 18, 2015


edit: this was irrelevant.

Valko fucked around with this message at 04:27 on Nov 16, 2018

Moon Atari
Dec 26, 2010

In her most iconic role Marilyn Monroe utilizes her full talents to bring to life the character Unnamed Girl, star of The Seven Year Itch. Her compelling motivation and primary personality trait is that she is seeking relief from a summertime heatwave, specifically for her vagina (which seems oddly vulnerable to overheating). This is first established with subtle grace, as Monroe's character mentions that the underwear she is putting on has been stored in her icebox. Later, she is seen aiming an air conditioner between her legs, building towards the climactic subway blowing up her skirt scene.

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
Her breasts may have been augmented, I don't know, but they looked real.
The fake circular obviously boobjob breasts that you sometimes see on beautiful women are ugh imo.

Obsidianheart
Apr 26, 2017

Throwing off the shadow of a better man.

quote:

What was so loving great about Marilyn Monroe?

Tits
rear end
Legs

loving gorgeous 10 gigawatt smile that would light up the moon.

Knew what she was packing.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

raton posted:

It was a time when people were willing to get fixated on an airhead that puts out. It's like Britney Spears in her heyday but with nostalgia instead of newness.

its not like britney spears released some of the best pop songs of her generation or anything

  • Locked thread