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UnCO3
Feb 11, 2010

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College Slice
Mornington Crescent
Scarfolk edition

So I stumbled on the rulebook for this while clearing out some boxes in my house and thought I might as well give it a whirl before I sell it on. If you're familiar with the rules then :justpost:, and there's no limit on players. If you don't know the game, feel free to give it a go anyway - anyone who does will tell you when you're doing something wrong. Feel free to explain the reasoning for your moves in don't. Or do for the benefit of people following along.

The map:


I'll go first: Chutney.

A nice unbounded starting point outside the null zone. Praise the black goat.

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UnCO3
Feb 11, 2010

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College Slice
Risky, I like it.

Massgrave Shopping Centre

UnCO3
Feb 11, 2010

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College Slice
12 if gnawed, 20 if slathered.

Funny thing though, the 'obstructing breathing' penalty only applies while you're asphyxiating, not before or after.

UnCO3
Feb 11, 2010

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College Slice
Technically legal, but in any case I’m fairly sure that’s not optimal play.

Kill. Burn

UnCO3
Feb 11, 2010

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College Slice
We are in fact playing 6rd ed., and also I haven't taken my turn yet. I wasn't moving to Kill. Burn, that was just possession.

Ampu Station

Let's see you try your card tricks now!

UnCO3
Feb 11, 2010

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College Slice
Remember the zeroth rule:


Whine about the meta all you like, this edition produces the best stories, and that's ultimately why people play this game.

I'll take the SAN loss you're inflicting and...

Awful Road

UnCO3
Feb 11, 2010

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College Slice
Coven Garden

I see your gambit and I'm raising the stakes.

UnCO3
Feb 11, 2010

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College Slice
I'm afraid you're now legally dead*, but otherwise that was a very good move.

*and no longer eligible to claim state welfare or pension payments**
**for more information, please re-read this post

UnCO3
Feb 11, 2010

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College Slice
The Devil's Crotch

...which lets me travel immediately to Devil's Cockchurch under the semiotic transferrence rules in this edition.

UnCO3
Feb 11, 2010

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College Slice
...So am I.

UnCO3
Feb 11, 2010

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College Slice
Half Child Farm.

UnCO3
Feb 11, 2010

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College Slice
Fair play.

Doris Stokes Square

Bordering spoon, I know.

UnCO3
Feb 11, 2010

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College Slice
According to the Pythagoras offside it’s in a grey area - illegal, but since nobody will enforce it it’s fine.

UnCO3
Feb 11, 2010

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College Slice

Jon Joe posted:

Black Heart Lane

:coal: Ya'll just got played.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDG2m5hN1vo

Oxblood Circus

A word of advice: Don't get cocky. There's still everything to play for, even at this stage.

UnCO3
Feb 11, 2010

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College Slice
Hey, if you want to play it like that...

Effing Park

UnCO3
Feb 11, 2010

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College Slice
gently caress, that's me in spoon. See you next round-and-a-third.

UnCO3
Feb 11, 2010

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College Slice
Legal, but unethical, like tax avoidance.

UnCO3
Feb 11, 2010

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College Slice
One of those bequeathed turns will become the property of the state in perpetuity.

UnCO3
Feb 11, 2010

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College Slice
Then I'm off to the nameless station South of Blessed Ringbinder Street

UnCO3
Feb 11, 2010

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College Slice
I'll give a hauntology textbook inhabited by the ghost of a librarian in exchange for fabricated vaccination records, any takers?

UnCO3
Feb 11, 2010

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College Slice
Oh, that wasn’t an in-game trade.

UnCO3
Feb 11, 2010

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College Slice
Declaring for Heseltine.

UnCO3
Feb 11, 2010

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College Slice
Dropping my declaration for Heseltine. Cheers for that.

And moving to Outsiders Zoo and Slaughter Gardens.

UnCO3
Feb 11, 2010

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College Slice
Who’s got Jon Joe’s blood? Anyone?

UnCO3
Feb 11, 2010

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College Slice
Blessed Ringbinder Street and set the Thatcher in clockwise motion.

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UnCO3
Feb 11, 2010

Ye gods!

College Slice
Devil's Cockchurch...

...using turnwise Thatcher's movement of all the armed guards counterclockwise in order to open up the ticket barriers on the National Rail Station...

...and semiotic transferrence with The Devil's Crotch to draw away ghosts...

...and the Information Centre pamphlet to misinform the neighbourhood watch...

...and escape to Mornington Crescent!



Good luck everyone, the Eschatological Eggtimer is now inverted and spilling sand. You don't want to be forced to resit the 1970s forever, do you?

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