NXT Takeover War Games: Black To Life, Black To Reality

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surf rock: Aug 12, 2007; We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

Last year's match rocked, but goddamn the WarGames rulebook looks so loving complicated. I'm here to be a lump on the couch shoveling doritos and desperation into my mouth, not to read a drat novel

# ? Nov 18, 2018 01:00

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# ? Apr 24, 2024 06:03

Rarity: Oct 21, 2010; ~*4 LIFE*~

Pat: Adam Cole looks like a fighter pilot, he'd be very comfortable in the cockpit
Sam: ...What?

# ? Nov 18, 2018 01:00

Cavauro: Jan 9, 2008

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MotU: Mar 6, 2007; It was like she was evicting walking garbage.; Pillbug

surf rock posted:

Last year's match rocked, but goddamn the WarGames rulebook looks so loving complicated. I'm here to be a lump on the couch shoveling doritos and desperation into my mouth, not to read a drat novel

TWO MEN ENTER

ONE MAN ALSO ENTERS

ONE MAN ALSO ENTERS

ONE MAN ALSO ENTERS

ONE MAN ALSO ENTERS

ONE MAN ALSO ENTERS

ONE MAN ALSO ENTERS

ONE TO FOUR MEN LEAVE VICTORIOUS OR DEFEATED DEPENDING ON THE CIRCUMSTANCES OF THE MATCH

# ? Nov 18, 2018 01:02

wicka: Jun 28, 2007

Cavauro posted:

the cage match should be made of doors and every time you fall down you have to go out of one of the doors and come back in the opposite door on the other side of the ring to 're-set' yourself as legal. if you don't do that it's illegal

Winchester Mystery House Match

# ? Nov 18, 2018 01:02

Midnightghoul: Oct 1, 2003; COME ON DON'T BE SCURRED

Cavauro posted:

A strange game.The only winning move is not to play. - Pete Dunne

# ? Nov 18, 2018 01:02

Dango Bango: Jul 26, 2007

I love this BMTH song

# ? Nov 18, 2018 01:02

Cavauro: Jan 9, 2008

# ? Nov 18, 2018 01:03

Tomahawk: Aug 13, 2003; HE KNOWS

surf rock posted:

Last year's match rocked, but goddamn the WarGames rulebook looks so loving complicated. I'm here to be a lump on the couch shoveling doritos and desperation into my mouth, not to read a drat novel

sorry pal, NXT is the thinking man's wrestling brand :smug:

# ? Nov 18, 2018 01:03

21 Hoot Salute: Feb 8, 2005; Night-time, turn around
Lonely is the city tonight
Night-time, all around
Lonely in the city tonight

I AM READY

# ? Nov 18, 2018 01:03

MotU: Mar 6, 2007; It was like she was evicting walking garbage.; Pillbug

posting sam roberts should be considered a felonious act

# ? Nov 18, 2018 01:03

Cavauro: Jan 9, 2008

don't watch this show or support it btw

# ? Nov 18, 2018 01:04

Gaz-L: Jan 28, 2009

surf rock posted:

Last year's match rocked, but goddamn the WarGames rulebook looks so loving complicated. I'm here to be a lump on the couch shoveling doritos and desperation into my mouth, not to read a drat novel

1. 2 dudes enter the cage.
2. 5 minutes later, another guy from the heel team gets to go in.
3. 2 mins after that, a babyface goes in and then they alternate every 2 mins until all 8 dudes are in.
4. The Match Beyond starts and now you can win. (Guessing pinfall, submission or 'surrender' like last year, with escape counting as surrender)

Like, RevPro have a longer explanation of wrestling's basic rules on their TV show.

(Note, I was not watching the pre-show, this may not be the exact rules)

# ? Nov 18, 2018 01:04

Aphrodite: Jun 27, 2006

Mauro already said a stupid, annoying pop culture thing.

IcePhoenix put that on the next Takeover prediction game.

# ? Nov 18, 2018 01:04

RealFoxy: May 11, 2011; I'm not making a fucking QCS thread for this but seriously can we take a harder stance on Kiwifarms freaks like this guy, Jesus Christ seriously, you used to be better at knocking these creeps down. I guess ADTRW mods aren't responsible like GBS mods are.

Rarity posted:

Pat: Adam Cole looks like a fighter pilot, he'd be very comfortable in the cockpit
Sam: ...What?

I love Pat, he intentionally just says weird poo poo on the panel to confuse people. I still love the one preshow he was really focused on showers and said multiple times he loved showering with other men over and over but was still no-sold on it.

# ? Nov 18, 2018 01:05

SamuraiFoochs: Jan 16, 2007; Grimey Drawer

Let's go?

Let's loving GO.

# ? Nov 18, 2018 01:05

Pinwiz11: Jan 26, 2009; I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.

What?

# ? Nov 18, 2018 01:05

Truther Vandross: Jun 17, 2008

Hell yes glad they moved this to the main

# ? Nov 18, 2018 01:05

PASS THE MASH: Oct 30, 2013

OH gently caress YES

# ? Nov 18, 2018 01:06

MotU: Mar 6, 2007; It was like she was evicting walking garbage.; Pillbug

lets bro

# ? Nov 18, 2018 01:06

Pinwiz11: Jan 26, 2009; I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.

I love to hate Matt Riddle.

# ? Nov 18, 2018 01:06

The Croc: Dec 19, 2004; A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird!

OH YEAH!

BRO we getting an unexpected match bro? Bro? BROOOOOO

I guess they timed out 4 matches and it was gonna be super short.

# ? Nov 18, 2018 01:06

Tomahawk: Aug 13, 2003; HE KNOWS

HELL
YES
BRO

# ? Nov 18, 2018 01:06

GrimGypsy: Mar 27, 2007

I love the gimmick and music but matt riddle is still trash

# ? Nov 18, 2018 01:06

Midnightghoul: Oct 1, 2003; COME ON DON'T BE SCURRED

gently caress this, this isn't on the card

I didn't pay for this

# ? Nov 18, 2018 01:06

Auritech: May 27, 2004; Blessed be the tailors
The masks are cut to fit

Blessed be the woodworkers
The crosses and the gallows

Blessed be the forgers of iron
And the spikes and the barbwire

Blessed be the stone cutters
It took a quarry to bury the dreams

They must have realized one of the matches isn�t going to have enough time

# ? Nov 18, 2018 01:06

MotU: Mar 6, 2007; It was like she was evicting walking garbage.; Pillbug

GrimGypsy posted:

I love the gimmick and music but matt riddle is still trash

wrong

# ? Nov 18, 2018 01:06

Codependent Poster: Oct 20, 2003

hahaha kicking his shoes off.

I love it.

# ? Nov 18, 2018 01:06

YeehawMcKickass: Jan 2, 2003; WE WELCOME THE OPPRESSORS

Oooooh, they're moving it to the main card.

# ? Nov 18, 2018 01:07

PASS THE MASH: Oct 30, 2013

I have only seen Riddle wrestle a recently discovered pervert so I�m really excited for this

# ? Nov 18, 2018 01:07

Ishin: Dec 31, 2008; ~the animatronic spirit of
so many forgotten waves

Matt Riddle owns

# ? Nov 18, 2018 01:07

Rarity: Oct 21, 2010; ~*4 LIFE*~

LET'S DO THIS

# ? Nov 18, 2018 01:07

GrimGypsy: Mar 27, 2007

MotU posted:

wrong

what about him, specifically and apart from being a current fad, is good in any way

# ? Nov 18, 2018 01:07

Pinwiz11: Jan 26, 2009; I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.

Kick his rear end, Ohno.

# ? Nov 18, 2018 01:07

wicka: Jun 28, 2007

Someone get dollar store Miz out of the ring

# ? Nov 18, 2018 01:07

Jubs: Jul 11, 2006; Boy, I think it's about time I tell you the difference between a man and a woman. A woman isn't a woman unless she's pretty. And a man isn't a man unless he's ugly.

Welp

# ? Nov 18, 2018 01:08

Vaah: Dec 25, 2008

BRO

# ? Nov 18, 2018 01:08

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

HES FAT

# ? Nov 18, 2018 01:08

GrimGypsy: Mar 27, 2007

jesus christ Hero is uh, big

# ? Nov 18, 2018 01:08

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# ? Apr 24, 2024 06:03

MotU: Mar 6, 2007; It was like she was evicting walking garbage.; Pillbug

yes good

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