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The Dennis System posted:I call him Cliffy B. hell - same!
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Nov 18, 2018 11:33
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More like Cliffy Beamusement Park.
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Nov 18, 2018 11:42
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Oh no the guy who invented Cliff bars made videogames!? Brand ruined.
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Nov 18, 2018 11:51
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Cliffy needs to B in some other industry because his games aren't very good!
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Nov 18, 2018 12:00
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The Dennis System posted:More like Cliffy Beamusement Park. way down in potomac within maryland up in the office parks among the suits and brands was a little city office made of steel and wood where lived a fratty boy named Cliffy B Goode he never learned to read or tweet so well but he could code up a game just like ringing a bell go! go! go cliffy go! [repeat 5x] Cliffy B Goode
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Nov 18, 2018 12:02
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Cliffy B, best known for sleeper smash hit passion project Radical Heights. Come on Cliffy, just because you might get laughed out of the venture capital meeting doesn't mean you shouldn't give it another go! Next time you can make your game all wire frame to save costs and claim its artistic or something.
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Nov 18, 2018 12:03
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Can I just say I liked Gears of War but Gears of War 2 was the biggest piece of poo poo I ever played Every 5 minutes it rips your guns you were saving away to give you a loving chainblade for a QTE, most of the things you do literally don't matter (I don't mean in a philosophical sense, I mean shooting enemies that are actually no threat to you because they're practically just cutscene fodder) and the story went from stupid simple action movie to loving convoluted trainwreck Also after an on-rails sequence you literally can't lose on the hardest difficulty the final loving boss was your vehicle 5 minutes ago. Yes, the big end boss of the game was your goddamn ride. In conclusion Gears of War 2 was a wet fart.
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Nov 18, 2018 12:12
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Imagine if GTA San Andreas finished in a climactic boss battle with the bicycle you start the game with.
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Nov 18, 2018 12:35
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cliffy b should give me his money to make a game IT WOULD BE GREAT
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Nov 18, 2018 13:02
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DancingShade posted:Imagine if GTA San Andreas finished in a climactic boss battle with the bicycle you start the game with. This sounds like an improvement.
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Nov 18, 2018 13:09
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He did work on Unreal and UT and participated in JeffK's Smarty Man Game Designer Survivor, so he has a place in my heart
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Nov 18, 2018 13:41
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Cliffy B has such a shitass personality it’s a wonder he ever made anything good
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Nov 18, 2018 13:44
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Blazing Ownager posted:Can I just say I liked Gears of War but Gears of War 2 was the biggest piece of poo poo I ever played lol if you play singleplayer.
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Nov 18, 2018 13:45
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Hell Yeah posted:lol if you play singleplayer. Call of duty dev spotted.
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Nov 18, 2018 13:58
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Hell Yeah posted:you forgot the most humiliating part op Quoting for some prime Cliffy B action.
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Nov 18, 2018 14:40
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Yeah I thought the thread would be about Cliff Yablonski too. Disappointed. I read the Cliff Yablonski pages for years before I realised these forums existed on the same domain. https://www.somethingawful.com/cliff-yablonski/i-hate-you-01
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Nov 18, 2018 15:41
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This kinda reminds me of Phil Fish except if Fez was terrible. Note, I never played Fez. Was it terrible?
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Nov 18, 2018 15:43
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He quit the games industry so he could spend more time with 17 year old girlfriends.
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Nov 18, 2018 16:01
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Goodguy3 posted:This kinda reminds me of Phil Fish except if Fez was terrible. It's good, unique platforming gimmick for that time it came out. Now theres zillions of flash clones.
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Nov 18, 2018 16:02
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Hell Yeah posted:lol if you play singleplayer. DancingShade posted:Call of duty dev spotted. I’m one of the 9 people on the planet who plays Call of Duty games only for the singleplayer and couldn’t give a poo poo about the multiplayer. That’s right, fight me.  Call of Duty Black Ops 4 is the first CoD game I won’t be buying in, like, a decade.
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Nov 18, 2018 16:55
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Hell Yeah posted:you forgot the most humiliating part op Haha, wow. I love this kind of stuff where it comes out publicly that outspoken, "tough" strongman business dudes are exactly as hypocritical, amoral, and gross as you expect them to be.
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Nov 18, 2018 17:09
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Xenomrph posted:That’s right, fight me. i would but it's impossible to 1v1 in a single player game hope this helps.
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Nov 18, 2018 17:12
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https://www.somethingawful.com/feature-articles/what-cliffy-bud/
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Nov 18, 2018 17:12
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Unreal had a handful of nice setpieces, a cool tracker-based soundtrack, and some of the most tepid gunplay I've ever experienced in an FPS.
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Nov 18, 2018 17:18
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Kuato posted:Too bad op won’t do everyone a favor and never make a post or thread again.
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Nov 18, 2018 17:32
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Xenomrph posted:I’m one of the 9 people on the planet who plays Call of Duty games only for the singleplayer and couldn’t give a poo poo about the multiplayer. How? Can't find you in multi.
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Nov 18, 2018 17:51
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heres an image i made after me and a friend played radical heights together
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Nov 18, 2018 17:56
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Putty posted:heres an image i made after me and a friend played radical heights together Heh
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Nov 18, 2018 18:03
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Hell Yeah posted:i would but it's impossible to 1v1 in a single player game hope this helps. Sounds like I win by default. 
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Nov 18, 2018 18:14
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Jazz Jackrabbit sucks
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Nov 18, 2018 18:17
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I used to troll him all over Neogaf a long time ago because I could. I feel bad because dude had good intentions and wasn't really a malicious rear end in a top hat. I enjoyed Unreal and was happy to see competition to Doom and Quake.
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Nov 18, 2018 18:27
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UT 2003/4 ruled
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Nov 18, 2018 18:37
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Goodguy3 posted:This kinda reminds me of Phil Fish except if Fez was terrible. haha phil fish, there's a name i haven't heard in a long time i'm shocked he hasn't gone and shot up his local post office or something yet. dude has some serious screws loose
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Nov 18, 2018 18:43
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Xenomrph posted:Sounds like I win by default. you can't win if you don't play. -Wayne Gretzky
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Nov 18, 2018 18:45
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Gears of War is game design cancer. "Let's make the same 1 button do everything, hurrr" "Oh, you wanted to start running when you were close to a wall? gently caress you! Welcome to crouch town, dummy!"
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Nov 18, 2018 18:52
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Blazing Ownager posted:Can I just say I liked Gears of War but Gears of War 2 was the biggest piece of poo poo I ever played Gears of War was a lovely, on-rails gray/brown cover shooter with bullet-sponge enemies, but it sold well because there was basically nothing else to play on the 360 in 2006 and the entire industry took that as a cue to spend the next 5 years making boring gray/brown cover shooters.
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Nov 18, 2018 18:52
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Blazing Ownager posted:Can I just say I liked Gears of War but Gears of War 2 was the biggest piece of poo poo I ever played Just lol if you play Gears 2 and 3 for anything but Horde/beast mode. Judgement was actually really fun (and post Cliff).
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Nov 18, 2018 18:53
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Horde mode on 3 was fun. 4 seemed like a bunch of robots in horde mode and was lame.
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Nov 18, 2018 18:58
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:Haha, wow. I love this kind of stuff where it comes out publicly that outspoken, "tough" strongman business dudes are exactly as hypocritical, amoral, and gross as you expect them to be. i mean the bar isnt high but at least he didnt brad mcquaid them and sell the property to his old boss take his golden parachute and flip everyone the bird as they were fired in the parkinglot. 3weeks severence is better then 0 weeks severence. Cliffy B paying people is an A + move in my book but he is still a garbage human being edit: just realised im praising him for doing his job as a boss. state of the loving world dude. snergle fucked around with this message at 19:07 on Nov 18, 2018 |
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Nov 18, 2018 19:05
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the problem is he was trying to take credit for paying them for months when he only paid them for weeks. a bullshit move by a bullshit person imo
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Nov 18, 2018 19:07
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