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This is a topic to share different life hacks you have heard of, or even ones you made up and think someone else should use. I will start with an example. Grilled cheese sandwich takes forever to cook on a pan, you got to heat the pan up, grease it, and theb your cheese doesn't even melt and you have a dirty pan now. So I have devised an easier, quicker grilled cheese. Ingredients Bread Cheese Butter First you toast the bread in the toaster, while it is toasting you get your cheese out and butter the cheese. Once the toaster pops you put the cheese in the microwave for 30-60 seconds and you habe a grilled cheese. Oh yeah and no dirty pan.
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You can save $10 if you don't rereg when you get banned.
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Nov 20, 2018 08:23
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Nov 20, 2018 08:26
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You can save tons of money on food if you stop eating.
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Nov 20, 2018 08:26
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The seats in most cars have a retractable strap with a bottle opener on them so you can pop brewskis while you cruise!
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Nov 20, 2018 08:48
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Make hay while the sun shines.
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Nov 20, 2018 08:50
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This thread comes around every few years and I smile
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Nov 20, 2018 08:52
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If you drink draino once you will never have to buy it for your sink again
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Nov 20, 2018 08:53
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if you carefully saw a hole in your skull with a rusty knife you can remove your brain and make extra room for handy storage capability. e.g. peanuts, signed baseball cards, a shoe, etc
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Nov 20, 2018 08:56
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Next time you cut your toenails save them and then smell the bottom side of the clipping.  
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Nov 20, 2018 09:07
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Linux Pirate posted:Next time you cut your toenails save them and then smell the bottom side of the clipping. Writing this down.
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Nov 20, 2018 09:24
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You can save money on towels if you wipe your hands on your pet dog.
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Nov 20, 2018 09:33
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BaconCopter posted:If you drink draino once you will never have to buy it for your sink again I would save so much Thank u
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Nov 20, 2018 09:38
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i hacked my life and you won't beleive what happened next
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Nov 20, 2018 09:55
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If you want free eggs but don't want chickens there are certain breeds of dog that lay eggs If you want to pay less for stuff just get a job at a place that sells stuff and steal it from work If you want to leave a job but also want the benefits of being laid off or fired instead of quitting just show up and try to start a union If you want to get credit for helping a friend move but not have to lift any heavy poo poo just show up late If you're feeling down just pull on your weiner until you feel better If you're at a fancy restaurant and you don't feel like paying for a huge bill just eat half your food and complain to the manager that it wasn't cooked right If you don't want to get banned from all the fancy restaurants but want all that food they have just get hired at one as a busboy and eat what's left on the plates you clear from the tables If you work in a bad neighborhood and want to feel safe going to and from work join a local gang and anyone else in the area who makes you feel unsafe might be the person you have to kill to join the gang If you want to grow up into somebody who owns a restaurant you can squeeze the grease off your pizza and burgers and by the time you have your own deep fryer you'll also have enough grease to fill it Soap is made from fat so if you want to have clean hair just let it get really really greasy and then rinse it under really hot water to activate the grease
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Nov 20, 2018 10:04
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lizardman posted:You can save money on towels if you wipe your hands on your pet dog. You can save money on tissues in similar ways.
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Nov 20, 2018 10:20
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Need to whip up a dessert in a hurry? Dump a bag of oreos on the floor and eat the oreos off of the floor like a animal you piece of poo poo.
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Nov 20, 2018 11:26
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Want to skip doing the dishes on Thanksgiving? Bring up politics at the table during the dinner and get kicked out of the house. Probably best to wait until they serve the pie though.
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Nov 20, 2018 11:31
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lizardman posted:You can save money on towels if you wipe your hands on other people's hot dogs. mite put it on the menu
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Nov 20, 2018 11:54
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If yoiu have a long weak stick, maybe you break it up into short sticks what yo ustick together. Congratulatiosn on your short strong stick.
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Nov 20, 2018 12:50
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don't wear a seat belt. just hold onto the steering wheel really tight if you're in an accident
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Nov 20, 2018 13:31
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If you pour your cup of coffee from the pot before the rest of it has brewed you get a strong flavorful cup while everyone else get the diluted dregs. This way you assert dominance over the scrubs.
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Nov 20, 2018 15:53
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You sound like an IDIOT op. 
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Nov 20, 2018 16:06
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Hmmmmmmm.. 
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Nov 20, 2018 16:07
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You can avoid having to clean dishes by eating your food off the floor like a animal, you piece of poo poo
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Nov 20, 2018 16:10
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If you're a man and want to suck dick: go gay!
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Nov 20, 2018 16:31
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lizardman posted:You can save money on towels if you wipe your hands on your pet dog. Plus the dog likes the attention it gets. Win win!
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Nov 20, 2018 17:11
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lizardman posted:You can save money on towels if you wipe your hands on your pet dog. Pro tip: the furrier the dog, the better this works. Also, dogs have a secondary function Big Appliance doesn’t want you to know about! Save cabinet space and lower your hot water bill by getting rid of your dishwasher. Just put your dirty dishes on the floor and your dog will do the rest!
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Nov 20, 2018 18:53
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Icochet posted:If you're a man and want to suck dick: go gay! Hmmm this sounds like more steps than is necessary; sure there's not a more streamlined process?
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Nov 20, 2018 19:02
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-h5WrWncDZw
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Nov 20, 2018 19:04
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How to get the water out of the toilet: Turn off the water input valve. Unless you're deeply unfortunate in this regard, almost all toilets have a small metal knob under the tank, just near the input point. This allows you to turn off the water flowing into the tank. Cut the water. Flush the toilet. The bowl will be completely empty. And the tank will be 90% empty, easy to sop up the rest with a couple towels.
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Nov 20, 2018 19:19
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Instead of having children, don't.
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Nov 20, 2018 19:22
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Sponge Baathist posted:If you want free eggs but don't want chickens there are certain breeds of dog that lay eggs Read these in Dr Steve Brule's voice, 5
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Nov 20, 2018 19:22
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snack eater posted:How to get the water out of the toilet: and then i can take a poo poo?
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Nov 20, 2018 19:24
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lizardman posted:Hmmm this sounds like more steps than is necessary; sure there's not a more streamlined process? Well sure, all is fair in love and war. It's not like anybody declares wars any more, countries just bomb poo poo unofficially. So go ahead if you must, suck a dick without the declaration of gay. But it's pretty messed up IMO.
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Nov 20, 2018 19:26
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Pickle your own foods. Not because it is in any way cheaper than mass-produced pickled foods but because you can add stupid ingredients that probably ruin the flavor or how long the item lasts when opened.
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Nov 20, 2018 19:29
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Weddings are expensive, time-consuming, and stressful. Here are a few hacks to make sure your wedding runs well AND you don't have to spend a lot of money! 1) Don't buy a cake. People expect cake at a wedding, but you can easily trick them by saying "The cake will be here soon!". If anybody asks you after the wedding, just say "Oh you didn't get a piece? I'm so sorry!" If anyone questions where the cake was, tell them it was "Set up in the corner" and they must have missed it! 2) Centerpieces blenterpieces! Don't buy anything to put in the center of the table, many venues have sticks and rocks outside. Put some on the table and WALLA! 3) Only invite people you like! This may seem obvious, but you'd be shocked by how many people invite people like "Your Racist Grandma" or "That Cousin Who Hates Me" or "That Weird Uncle That Touches My Butt While Ranting About Millenials". I think those 3 hacks should get you on the right track to having a great, cheap wedding! Be creative - a wedding dress is really just white fabric, so why not use old curtains or maybe even paper towels? Need a photographer? Literally everyone has a phone with a camera in it - your grandma with Alzheimer's is just as good as any "pro" photographer!
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Nov 20, 2018 19:35
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A bird in hand can be worth as much as 3 in the bush with proper arbitrage techniques
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Nov 20, 2018 19:37
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It's easy to make a make-shift bottle opener using the lid from a glass bottle
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Nov 20, 2018 19:37
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If you need to stretch your food budget, Taco Bell offers a number of value-conscious offerings.
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