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Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
We're doing an impromptu goon meetup at Shoney's tonight to celebrate American Thanksgiving.

If your family wants you to stay home, tell them to go gently caress themselves, we're meeting at loving Shoney's tonight.

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Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Hurry the gently caress up everyone they've got Piano Man playing on the Shoney's radio.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwVjTlTdIDQ

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
Finding out what dog treats taste like at shoneys

Tane
Feb 27, 2005

me: hey everybody! suck my dick im going to shoneys instead of some lame rear end turkey dinney with you dweebs!

dark empty house: *crickets*

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar
i didn't realize shoneys still existed. They had a decent breakfast but they're no waffle house.

snack eater
Aug 25, 2018

by FactsAreUseless
Does Shoney's have free wifi?

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb
I thought shoneys was a fictional restaurant created for rick and morty.

Ad by Khad
Jul 25, 2007

Human Garbage
Watch me try to laugh this title off like the dickbag I am.

I also hang out with racists.
The Steiner brothers are your Shoney's hookup

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0iI2ReZLmYA

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




We don't have Shoney's in Wisconsin.

snack eater
Aug 25, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

Salt Fish posted:

I thought shoneys was a fictional restaurant created for rick and morty.

Szechuan Sauce is real too

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

ill be in the handicap stall pounding one out :jackbud:

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Sho-NAY op.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Goddamnit I thought we agreed on frischs big boy. :catbert:

central dogma
Feb 25, 2012

Come to the Undead Settlement in the next 20 mins if u want an ash kicking
Shoneys is like Dennys right?

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

Never heard of shoney's before, but according to the internet it's :

"Shoney's is a restaurant used to represent Rick Sanchez's cerebellum in "The Rickshank Rickdemption."
It appears as an easter egg on supervisor Rick's coffee mug in "Tales From the Citadel."

“Emotionally-speaking, Honey, Shoney's is my home.”
—Rick Sanchez to Beth Smith[src]"

So I guess I'm SHONEY RIIIICK :D :D :D

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

central dogma posted:

Shoneys is like Dennys right?

Oh, oh you simple man, you poor simple man. :smith:

Cosmik Slop
Oct 9, 2007

What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?


I turned myself into a health code violation, Morty! I'm e. Coli Riiick!

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!
Ok, I murdered everyone I love, can I get a shoneys platter?

Cock Sucker
Nov 14, 2018
Can I eat rear end there?

Sjs00
Jun 29, 2013

Yeah Baby Yeah !
I'm here

TheBizzness
Oct 5, 2004

Reign on me.
I miss the Shoneys breakfast buffet

Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing


Wubba lubba dub dub!

bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

The hardest i've ever thrown up was shortly after eating at a shoneys in florida.

hell astro course
Dec 10, 2009

pizza sucks

Mega64 posted:

We're doing an impromptu goon meetup at Shoney's tonight to celebrate American Thanksgiving.

If your family wants you to stay home, tell them to go gently caress themselves, we're meeting at loving Shoney's tonight.



*showing up to the shoney's drunk, with a macaroni and cheese casserole, aggressively ignoring the 'no outside food rule'* Hi friends

Kak
Sep 27, 2002
They closed all of the Shoney's here not too long ago. So many health violations

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
When I was in high school this friend of mine was a waitress at Shoneys and some guy threatened to call the cops for child labor because she looked so young. That's my only Shoneys story and I thank you for reading it, it's been a wild ride.

Mr. Creakle
Apr 27, 2007

Protecting your virginity



Shoney's is better than Denny's

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler
It better be the good Shoneys

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CrUaeJ1caUA

zooted heh
Oct 16, 2005

str8 mercin burgers my nigga
I'm getting the bbq

hell astro course
Dec 10, 2009

pizza sucks

*loudly, to the server, embarrassing everyone* what's the corkage fee? I brought 4 bottles of bordeaux for my friends.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
I'm pretty sure you're not allowed to go to Shoney's while sober, it's either a company rule or a senator made it a law or something.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
One time I went to Shoney's with my friends and one of them spent fifteen minutes talking about a man who shat all over himself in a bathtub and eventually one of the other Shoney's patrons came over and told him to shut the gently caress up.

That's the Shoney's experience in a nutshell.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

can i bring in my $6 footlong???

hell astro course
Dec 10, 2009

pizza sucks

numberoneposter posted:

can i bring in my $6 footlong???

just pay the fresh fee! *waving you in*

Senior Management
Jul 3, 2011



numberoneposter posted:

can i bring in my $6 footlong???

I thought they were $5 footlongs? I feel cheated.

A Smoke Break
Feb 28, 2009

*snicker*
Only if it's the shoneys that Scott Steiner owns.

Senior Management
Jul 3, 2011



numberoneposter posted:

ill be in the handicap stall pounding one out :jackbud:

Listen dude we can only fit 2, maybe 3 goons in that stall tops you are going to have to get in line.

GORILLA BASTARD
Jun 20, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Glory holes in the Shoney's? Need to know if I need to do any manscaping beforehand.

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Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

A Smoke Break posted:

Only if it's the shoneys that Scott Steiner owns.

I don’t trust eating at a restauraunt where the owners would probably break me in half if I meekly complained my steak was well done and not medium rare like I ordered

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AilmQvekT-0

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