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Lots of things come in either a chunky or Smooth variety. Peanut butter is the obvious example that anyone would come up with, but there are so many more. Guacamole, do you prefer a rich, creamy seasoned avocade spread or a thick, chunky psuedo-salsa with big chunks of tomato and onion? Salsa itself can vary between a smooth puree or a liquidless incorporation of diced vegetables. What about shakes and malts, smooth or with additional chunks of cookie and sprinkles? Do you like you gravy uniform or with bits of frond? Genitals, smooth or no? It's time to pick a side.
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My poop comes out real smooth OP. But it gets chunky if I don't keep well hydrated.
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Nov 23, 2018 20:32
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Smooth means juvenile. Real adults eat peanut butter with whole intact peanuts in it. The shells too! While sitting on a tree and barking.
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Nov 23, 2018 20:33
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As a german I'm not really a fan of the traditional chunky beer we have, I prefer the smooth type much more.
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Nov 23, 2018 20:33
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PB: Smooth Guac: Chunky Salsa: Chunky (just pico like consistency basically) Shakes: smooth Gravy: Indifferent depending on application
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Nov 23, 2018 20:40
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Other examples Margaritas Smoothies Abdominal muscles Floors (carpet= chunky) Reptiles
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Nov 23, 2018 20:43
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Operators.
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Nov 23, 2018 21:23
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I feel like the poll is biased.
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Nov 23, 2018 21:27
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chunky AND smooth AZNs
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Nov 23, 2018 21:29
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Who What Now posted:Lots of things come in either a chunky or Smooth variety. Peanut butter is the obvious example that anyone would come up with, but there are so many more. Guacamole, do you prefer a rich, creamy seasoned avocade spread or a thick, chunky psuedo-salsa with big chunks of tomato and onion? Salsa itself can vary between a smooth puree or a liquidless incorporation of diced vegetables. What about shakes and malts, smooth or with additional chunks of cookie and sprinkles? Do you like you gravy uniform or with bits of frond? Genitals, smooth or no? There are merits to both. I think you have some growing up to do, OP.
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Nov 23, 2018 21:29
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neutron posted:I feel like the poll is biased. Against fence-sitters, yes
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Nov 23, 2018 21:30
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PB: Smooth, with sugar and hydrogenated oil added
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Nov 23, 2018 21:37
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Anyway the real answer is chunky. Except don't eat peanut butter at all because that stuff is poo poo.
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Nov 23, 2018 21:38
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Snakes: Smooth, and brown
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Nov 23, 2018 21:38
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I make peanut butter toast for breakfast with smooth peanut butter. I like smooth because while I spread that butter I always sing smooth operator to myself
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Nov 23, 2018 22:04
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chunky is best butEvil Agita posted:I make peanut butter toast for breakfast with smooth peanut butter. I like smooth because while I spread that butter I always sing smooth operator to myself this is acceptable
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Nov 23, 2018 22:16
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Who What Now posted:Against fence-sitters, yes as a fence-sitter, what the hell?
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Nov 23, 2018 22:19
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Nurge posted:Except don't eat peanut butter at all because that stuff is poo poo. man you just completely suck, don't you?
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Nov 23, 2018 22:19
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Senor Dog posted:man you just completely suck, don't you? Yeah I do suck. On your mom's balls.
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Nov 23, 2018 22:21
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for someone so upset by centrists it's ironic that you're making us chooth
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Nov 23, 2018 22:23
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PB, guacamole, and salsa: definitely chunky. Chunky gravy is no bueno, though (bits of sausage or whatever don't count); I don't know how anybody could be cool with lumpy gravy.
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Nov 23, 2018 22:29
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chunky balls
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Screaming Idiot posted:My poop comes out real smooth OP. But it gets chunky if I don't keep well hydrated.  But smooth JIF is best. But chunky everything else because you are avoiding what it actually is.
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Nov 23, 2018 22:32
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Chunky peanut butter is for bad moms. My mom gave me smooth peanut butter, now I have a degree in Electrical Engineering. My bother was given chunky, despite having a different color lid, and now he drives a truck and lives with my parents. imyt
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Nov 23, 2018 22:34
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Is this like a press the red button thing where you have to pick one for the rest of your life because I like crunchy peanut butter and OJ with pulp but I don't know if I would pick it for milk and stuff Like, imagine your morning pee
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Nov 23, 2018 22:35
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Whole lotta chunky virgins and not enough smooth Chad's ITT Sex partners are the one time smooth is worse. Who What Now fucked around with this message at 22:51 on Nov 23, 2018 |
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UltraRed posted:But smooth JIF is best. Gross. I mean, I ate that poo poo and its ilk in the 1970s when there was basically nothing else on the grocery store shelf, but eating that sweetened garbage is terrible. gently caress any peanut butter that isn't just peanuts and salt.
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Nov 23, 2018 22:43
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it all comes out the same 
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Nov 23, 2018 22:43
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numberoneposter posted:it all comes out the same Mucoid and the color of currant jelly
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Nov 23, 2018 22:44
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Smooth vomit all the way. Chunky can make bits get stuck in your nasal passage and then you are just smelling vomit everywhere.
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Nov 23, 2018 22:45
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personally I’ve never met a smooth-fan who wasn’t also a smooth-brains
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Nov 23, 2018 22:46
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happyhippy posted:Smooth vomit all the way. Chunky can make bits get stuck in your nasal passage and then you are just smelling vomit everywhere. i know
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Nov 23, 2018 22:49
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That does sound pretty bad
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Nov 23, 2018 22:51
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B. Birdsworth posted:personally I’ve never met a smooth-fan who wasn’t also a smooth-brains Ironic considering your church's love of smooth kids.
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Nov 23, 2018 22:51
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turds: chunky > smooth. i love when the undigested peanuts in the turd rub against my P-Spot while pushing it out. nothing like a quality orgasm while making GBS threads
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Nov 23, 2018 23:57
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numberoneposter posted:chunky AND smooth AZNs Agreed pretty much
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Nov 24, 2018 00:35
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Ropey.
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Nov 24, 2018 00:59
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Peanut Butter is legit lovely food.
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Nov 24, 2018 01:07
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Smooth like the talker who stole my missus.
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Nov 24, 2018 02:22
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I like my peanut butter crunchy and my poop smooth.
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