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HappyKitty

I'm high enough to invent Zybourne Clock

# ? Dec 2, 2018 07:54

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# ? Nov 8, 2025 04:09

HappyKitty

Did you konw about Lowtax and David Cross

# ? Dec 2, 2018 08:27

thot leadership: PHANTOM QUEEN

HappyKitty posted:

Did you konw about Lowtax and David Cross

i just found out and i'm like holy gently caress, david cross actually wants to be his friend

lowtax made a friend, y'all, the robot spine is really helping things look up

# ? Dec 2, 2018 09:00

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

i did NOT know about lowtax and david cross. this is an intriguing development in the nospine saga

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# ? Dec 2, 2018 12:31

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HappyKitty posted:

I'm high enough to invent Zybourne Clock

let's adopt the ZC as a byob project! i think we might have what it takes to pull it off

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# ? Dec 2, 2018 12:32

Twenty Four

HappyKitty posted:

Did you konw about Lowtax and David Cross

im too jaded and/or depressed to believe, I want a "Mr. Show" with Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka. link?

# ? Dec 2, 2018 15:31

HappyKitty

Twenty Four posted:

im too jaded and/or depressed to believe, I want a "Mr. Show" with Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka. link?

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=363892954366007&id=100022359160010

# ? Dec 2, 2018 17:56

Amateur Saboteur: by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

*im in am italian accent for this post*
heya immana succkin my own dick ova here!!

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# ? Dec 2, 2018 18:36

HappyKitty

I wish I could post to BYOB and Twitter simultaneously

# ? Dec 4, 2018 03:21

HappyKitty

I attempted, and failed to refresh the web page

# ? Dec 4, 2018 03:25

HappyKitty

All putting a Type R sticker on my phone and posting in BYOB at like LIGHT SPEED

# ? Dec 4, 2018 03:28

HappyKitty

Oh No my phone thinks it's 2001

# ? Dec 4, 2018 03:29

HappyKitty

It's amazing to think that "Time" by Hootie and the Blowfish came out in 1994, when as we all know, time was invented on September 11th, 2001

# ? Dec 4, 2018 03:31

Robot Made of Meat

HappyKitty posted:

Oh No my phone thinks it's 2001

It's not?

Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

# ? Dec 4, 2018 03:31

HappyKitty

Also, my phone wanted to autocorrect "Hootie and the Blowfish" to "Hootie and the Planeteers", so you're welcome for that one, crossover fan fic writers

# ? Dec 4, 2018 03:32

HappyKitty

Hey, sorry for not posting for the last five minutes, I was coming up with a goof about a website called MayorDate.com, A Place for Mayors to Meet Other Mayors.�

# ? Dec 4, 2018 03:39

The Bananana: This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

HappyKitty posted:

Hey, sorry for not posting for the last five minutes, I was coming up with a goof about a website called MayorDate.com, A Place for Mayors to Meet Other Mayors.©

What if people confuse it with a website to help you date John Mayer?

# ? Dec 4, 2018 03:47

HappyKitty

That would be impossible, because if such a site existed I would already be a member

# ? Dec 4, 2018 04:21

thot leadership: PHANTOM QUEEN

hello yes I'm jogn mayer, famous signer

# ? Dec 4, 2018 08:08

thot leadership: PHANTOM QUEEN

please sign up to date me at mayorsdatingmayer.biz where you can date me, jobn mayre, famous singer of such songs as Bad Da BupBup Bum La Lala

# ? Dec 4, 2018 08:10

Twenty Four

Robot Made of Meat posted:

It's not?

I think it is, that's how I live my life, live with me if you want, but don't judge me. The truth is real!

# ? Dec 4, 2018 12:07

The Bananana: This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

hamjobs posted:

please sign up to date me at mayorsdatingmayer.biz where you can date me, jobn mayre, famous singer of such songs as Bad Da BupBup Bum La Lala

Oh my God, I love your song
My body is your wonderland!

# ? Dec 4, 2018 12:25

Dick Bastardly: Muttley is SKYNET!!!

whilst reading HappyKitty's posts in my peripheral vision i see a turtle instead of a cat as kitty's av :stare:

I lost muh sigs! :negative:

# ? Dec 4, 2018 13:16

HappyKitty

Dick Bastardly posted:

whilst reading HappyKitty's posts in my peripheral vision i see a turtle instead of a cat as kitty's av

# ? Dec 4, 2018 17:53

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

me in public: 420 BLAZE IT MUTHA! MAKE IT MANDATORY!

me in private: cannabis can cause psychological dependencies and appropriate care should be taken

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# ? Dec 4, 2018 21:03

Dick Bastardly: Muttley is SKYNET!!!

Nosfereefer posted:

me in public: 420 BLAZE IT MUTHA! MAKE IT MANDATORY!

me in private: cannabis can cause psychological dependencies and appropriate care should be taken

I lost muh sigs! :negative:

# ? Dec 5, 2018 00:37

Bacon Taco: Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN

David Cross needs to bring four balls as a ritual gift to Lowtax or else some poo poo might go down on Gaming Garbage.

# ? Dec 5, 2018 06:14

The Bananana: This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Why is it that I am still awake, but not truly woke?

# ? Dec 5, 2018 06:37

Homo Simpson: by Smythe

The Bananana posted:

Why is it that I am still awake, but not truly woke?

have you tried opening your third eye?

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# ? Dec 5, 2018 07:33

HappyKitty

the third eye is the pee hole

# ? Dec 5, 2018 07:34

Chappell Groan

HappyKitty posted:

the third eye is the butt hole

ftfy

# ? Dec 5, 2018 07:50

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

kirk johnson is truly the wisest of all

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# ? Dec 5, 2018 17:10

Bacon Taco: Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN

HappyKitty posted:

the third eye is the pee hole

Enlightenment is stored in the balls

# ? Dec 5, 2018 18:47

HappyKitty

I love how in Japanese folklore there's a monster whose entire deal is that it comes to you when you're alone at night, bends over, spreads its buttcheeks to show you the secret eye inside its butthole

# ? Dec 5, 2018 23:02

Dungeon Ecology

theres also the kappa, a water-type pokemon whos fatality is to rip out your butthole. they're also into cucumbers and medicine

# ? Dec 6, 2018 00:34

Zorblack: And with strange aeons, even death may eat a burrito with goons.

HappyKitty posted:

Wow, we've all had a great time here, haven't we, folks? But let's talk about something serious *wheels chair around backwards, straddles it*

Drugs.

Kids, I know you're gonna face a lot of peer pressure, but you don't have to do drugs to be cool! Because the coolest thing you can be

Is yourself.

I want to be myself with drugs though. Please advise.

# ? Dec 6, 2018 17:48