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HappyKitty


I'm high enough to invent Zybourne Clock

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HappyKitty


Did you konw about Lowtax and David Cross

Kief Richards

PHANTOM QUEEN


HappyKitty posted:

Did you konw about Lowtax and David Cross

i just found out and i'm like holy gently caress, david cross actually wants to be his friend

lowtax made a friend, y'all, the robot spine is really helping things look up



Nosfereefer


i did NOT know about lowtax and david cross. this is an intriguing development in the nospine saga

Nosfereefer


HappyKitty posted:

I'm high enough to invent Zybourne Clock

let's adopt the ZC as a byob project! i think we might have what it takes to pull it off

Twenty Four

HAIKOOLIGAN

HappyKitty posted:

Did you konw about Lowtax and David Cross

im too jaded and/or depressed to believe, I want a "Mr. Show" with Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka. link?

HappyKitty


Twenty Four posted:

im too jaded and/or depressed to believe, I want a "Mr. Show" with Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka. link?

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?st...100022359160010

Amateur Saboteur

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

*im in am italian accent for this post*
heya immana succkin my own dick ova here!!

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HappyKitty


I wish I could post to BYOB and Twitter simultaneously

HappyKitty


I attempted, and failed to refresh the web page

HappyKitty


All putting a Type R sticker on my phone and posting in BYOB at like LIGHT SPEED

HappyKitty


Oh No my phone thinks it's 2001

HappyKitty


It's amazing to think that "Time" by Hootie and the Blowfish came out in 1994, when as we all know, time was invented on September 11th, 2001

Robot Made of Meat


HappyKitty posted:

Oh No my phone thinks it's 2001

It's not?


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

HappyKitty


Also, my phone wanted to autocorrect "Hootie and the Blowfish" to "Hootie and the Planeteers", so you're welcome for that one, crossover fan fic writers

HappyKitty


Hey, sorry for not posting for the last five minutes, I was coming up with a goof about a website called MayorDate.com, A Place for Mayors to Meet Other Mayors.

The Bananana

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



HappyKitty posted:

Hey, sorry for not posting for the last five minutes, I was coming up with a goof about a website called MayorDate.com, A Place for Mayors to Meet Other Mayors.©

What if people confuse it with a website to help you date John Mayer?

HappyKitty


That would be impossible, because if such a site existed I would already be a member

Kief Richards

PHANTOM QUEEN


hello yes I'm jogn mayer, famous signer



Kief Richards

PHANTOM QUEEN


please sign up to date me at mayorsdatingmayer.biz where you can date me, jobn mayre, famous singer of such songs as Bad Da BupBup Bum La Lala



Twenty Four

HAIKOOLIGAN

HappyKitty posted:

Oh No my phone thinks it's 2001



I think it is, that's how I live my life, live with me if you want, but don't judge me. The truth is real!

The Bananana

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



hamjobs posted:

please sign up to date me at mayorsdatingmayer.biz where you can date me, jobn mayre, famous singer of such songs as Bad Da BupBup Bum La Lala

Oh my God, I love your song
My body is your wonderland!

Dick Bastardly

Muttley is SKYNET!!!

whilst reading HappyKitty's posts in my peripheral vision i see a turtle instead of a cat as kitty's av


Awesome winter sig by Symbolic, love it!

Lovely sig by the masterful Matoi Ryuko, thanks!

HappyKitty


Dick Bastardly posted:

whilst reading HappyKitty's posts in my peripheral vision i see a turtle instead of a cat as kitty's av

Nosfereefer


me in public: 420 BLAZE IT MUTHA! MAKE IT MANDATORY!

me in private: cannabis can cause psychological dependencies and appropriate care should be taken

Dick Bastardly

Muttley is SKYNET!!!

Nosfereefer posted:

me in public: 420 BLAZE IT MUTHA! MAKE IT MANDATORY!

me in private: cannabis can cause psychological dependencies and appropriate care should be taken


Awesome winter sig by Symbolic, love it!

Lovely sig by the masterful Matoi Ryuko, thanks!

Bacon Taco

Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN
David Cross needs to bring four balls as a ritual gift to Lowtax or else some poo poo might go down on Gaming Garbage.



The Bananana

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Why is it that I am still awake, but not truly woke?

Homo Simpson

by Smythe

The Bananana posted:

Why is it that I am still awake, but not truly woke?

have you tried opening your third eye?

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HappyKitty


the third eye is the pee hole

TVsVeryOwn




HappyKitty posted:

the third eye is the butt hole

ftfy

Nosfereefer


kirk johnson is truly the wisest of all

Bacon Taco

Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN

HappyKitty posted:

the third eye is the pee hole

Enlightenment is stored in the balls

HappyKitty



I love how in Japanese folklore there's a monster whose entire deal is that it comes to you when you're alone at night, bends over, spreads its buttcheeks to show you the secret eye inside its butthole

Dungeon Ecology


theres also the kappa, a water-type pokemon whos fatality is to rip out your butthole. they're also into cucumbers and medicine

Zorblack

And with strange aeons, even death may eat a burrito with goons.

HappyKitty posted:

Wow, we've all had a great time here, haven't we, folks? But let's talk about something serious *wheels chair around backwards, straddles it*

Drugs.

Kids, I know you're gonna face a lot of peer pressure, but you don't have to do drugs to be cool! Because the coolest thing you can be

Is yourself.

I want to be myself with drugs though. Please advise.

HappyKitty


Help me, OBYOB Kenobi

Kief Richards

PHANTOM QUEEN


HappyKitty posted:

Help me, OBYOB Kenobi

Sorry buddy I'm just a proctologist, you'll have to go around the corner for that



TVsVeryOwn




hamjobs posted:

Sorry buddy I'm just a proctologist, you'll have to go around the corner for that

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Zorblack

And with strange aeons, even death may eat a burrito with goons.
It turns out I'm not too high to post in BYOB. I'm just high enough.

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