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Queen-Of-Hearts: "I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

I'm pretty ambidextrious, but doing a zippo left handed is all kinds of what the gently caress

# ? May 9, 2021 03:20

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 05:50

Zil: Satanically Summoned Citrus

I was so high last night that I had to be helped to bed. It was amazing.

Think the randomness of gummies strength is part of the fun.

Going to have a brownie tonight for desert tony, can't wait.

# ? May 9, 2021 16:09

Zil: Satanically Summoned Citrus

Also does anyone else's mind become obsessed with the concept of infinity sometimes?

# ? May 9, 2021 23:08

The Klowner: by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Zil posted:

Also does anyone else's mind become obsessed with the concept of infinity sometimes?

# ? May 9, 2021 23:12

The Klowner: by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Also sometimes I stop what I'm doing and look at my hands and wonder, "...how??"

# ? May 9, 2021 23:13

Barking Gecko: Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

https://i.imgur.com/LmOJyHk.mp4

Stolen from the GBS Schadenfreude thread.
:rznv:

# ? May 9, 2021 23:14

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

I'm very high and still writing and have to be up for work in 4.5 hours so this is extremely fine and even good

# ? May 10, 2021 06:35

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

dabbed. mom wouldn't like the whole process but I'm on the moon rn so :okpos:

worth it

# ? May 10, 2021 08:18

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Y'all ever smoked weed at 130am and wake up kinda spaced at 530? Cause.

# ? May 10, 2021 12:43

your friend sk: (ヤイケス!)

Zil posted:

Also does anyone else's mind become obsessed with the concept of infinity sometimes?

I learned how to walk through time once but I forget how

# ? May 10, 2021 14:50

Queen-Of-Hearts: "I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

sk posted:

I learned how to walk through time once but I forget how

:h: sig by Prof. Crocodile :h:
:byodame: BYOB spells: Mutually Assured Kindness

# ? May 10, 2021 15:12

Viginti Septem: Oculus Noctuae

Stairs

# ? May 10, 2021 19:49

Sarah Cenia: Laying in the forest, by the water
Underneath these ferns
You'll never find me

When I'm really baked I can compose music in my head and I can hear all the individual pieces being played on all kinds of instruments and they're these pretty ambient pieces but none of it would ever come to me while sober and the music changes so rapidly that I can't ever remember any of it but I can hear it and it's beautiful

# ? May 10, 2021 21:48

your friend sk: (ヤイケス!)

Achtane posted:

When I'm really baked I can compose music in my head and I can hear all the individual pieces being played on all kinds of instruments and they're these pretty ambient pieces but none of it would ever come to me while sober and the music changes so rapidly that I can't ever remember any of it but I can hear it and it's beautiful

if i get high enough i'll start hallucinating music. it's usually pretty good but it's really tough to remember/transcribe it before i forget it

# ? May 10, 2021 23:13

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

I am currently so high I can no longer open my good eye all the way so this is half eyed squinty phone posting

# ? May 10, 2021 23:45

Zil: Satanically Summoned Citrus

Mormon Nailer posted:

I am currently so high I can no longer open my good eye all the way so this is half eyed squinty phone posting

That was me when I woke up this morning, was still high from last night

# ? May 10, 2021 23:55

Queen-Of-Hearts: "I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

no for real, try not to leave this on repeat for an hour:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcrh5wFhZow

# ? May 11, 2021 00:35

whiskey patrol

sk posted:

if i get high enough i'll start hallucinating music. it's usually pretty good but it's really tough to remember/transcribe it before i forget it

white noise machine + tinnitus + weed = some dream song at the edge of my ears every night

# ? May 11, 2021 04:21

The Klowner: by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

dream music rules

# ? May 11, 2021 05:23

Queen-Of-Hearts: "I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

Survival Hack #421: Keep a bag of cheetos in the pantry to soak up the bullshit when edibles betray you.

# ? May 11, 2021 12:57

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Six-Of-Hearts posted:

Survival Hack #421: Keep a bag of cheetos in the pantry to soak up the bullshit when edibles betray you.

Survival Hack #421a: just keep the bags of Cheetos in bed, because that's where you're going to be when poo poo is really spinning

# ? May 11, 2021 13:01

Queen-Of-Hearts: "I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

time to celebrate a job offer with some medicinal wedding cake.

WORD TO YA MOM'S, I CAME TO SMOKE BONGS, I GOT MORE gently caress i dont know where i was going with this.
never in my life have i smoked out of a bong. not judging or throwing shade, it just didnt shake out that way somehow

# ? May 13, 2021 00:21

Heather Papps: hello friend

Six-Of-Hearts posted:

time to celebrate a job offer with some medicinal wedding cake.

WORD TO YA MOM'S, I CAME TO SMOKE BONGS, I GOT MORE gently caress i dont know where i was going with this.
never in my life have i smoked out of a bong. not judging or throwing shade, it just didnt shake out that way somehow

fascinating

i am a fan of bongs they make things cool and smooth

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? May 13, 2021 00:42

Queen-Of-Hearts: "I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

It's the art and R I T U A L of rolling that gets me. Ya know?

# ? May 13, 2021 00:50

Queen-Of-Hearts: "I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

I will never be quite high enough for Yngwie. I have tried...

# ? May 13, 2021 00:52

Heather Papps: hello friend

Six-Of-Hearts posted:

It's the art and R I T U A L of rolling that gets me. Ya know?

in the same way packing and lighting a bowl is ritual to me. was your first good weed experience with a joint? i think this matters a BUNCH

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? May 13, 2021 00:57

Queen-Of-Hearts: "I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

Yeah, with strawberry rolling papers. I was the perfect impressionable age of 14 for that to make an indent

# ? May 13, 2021 01:01

Queen-Of-Hearts: "I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

Okay so i guess the thing about Yngwie is that he's just not interested in music.

# ? May 13, 2021 01:06

Heather Papps: hello friend

Six-Of-Hearts posted:

I will never be quite high enough for Yngwie. I have tried...

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? May 13, 2021 01:11

Queen-Of-Hearts: "I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

Jesus christ

# ? May 13, 2021 01:13

Heather Papps: hello friend

Six-Of-Hearts posted:

Jesus christ

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? May 13, 2021 01:18

Heather Papps: hello friend

Six-Of-Hearts posted:

Jesus christ

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? May 13, 2021 01:19

Bluedeanie: It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?

I resisted getting a bong for a long time, but my trusty Gandalf the Green finally fell to the Balrog (the tile in my kitchen) and I found a cool lookin one at the dispensary that was reasonably priced and turned out to be an ice bong

gotta say, I am a fan actually, and is less tedious to care for than i thought it would be

# ? May 13, 2021 01:59