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Heather Papps

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Goons Are Great posted:

Wasn't this on, like, Page 8 by now? drat we were all too high to post in byob

gently caress i smoked a bone and now i am triyng to find the bump this thread thread what am i doing here?



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Heather Papps

hello friend


Stoner Sloth posted:

BUMP... errr... sorry, I'm way too high for this... I'll see myself out.



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Heather Papps

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bee eater posted:

is this where we area also allowed to post if we are too "fly" to post in B.y.O.B. haha i mean i don't think I am but I'm asking for a friend is this okay I've read the rules a couple times mods please just dm me if this is okay if not I can edit this to sound like I am high posting ugh i feel bad if I have to do that though it would be acting (i.e. the devil's sin) sorry I wrote this

man someone take this dudes weed v card already



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Heather Papps

hello friend


i have yet to achieve "too high"



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Heather Papps

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guys i live on a hill and get good reception, i think i am high enough to post!



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Heather Papps

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Dick Bastardly posted:

good news guys, I'm am high now :420:



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Heather Papps

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FreshCutFries posted:

i was before but now i am not so i will be soon



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Heather Papps

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Six-Of-Hearts posted:

7 connections have fallen through in the past 72 hours.
I am approaching dangerous levels of un-chill.

we are here for you. i understand, to a degree, this feel. i am sorry.



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Heather Papps

hello friend


i am pretty stoned


am i too stoned to post in byob?


time wwill tell friends, time will tell



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Heather Papps

hello friend


hamjobs posted:

I dunno, am I too stoned to post in BYOB???

not yet!



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Heather Papps

hello friend


hamjobs posted:

I am now



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Heather Papps

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Six-Of-Hearts posted:

But i'm watching Wreck it Ralph 2 and its really cute.

the first one made me cry



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Heather Papps

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Heather Papps posted:

the first one made me cry

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yV5a81odL8E&t=35s
theres no one i'd rather be, than hp!



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Heather Papps

hello friend


drat weed lol



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Heather Papps

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TheShrike posted:

a dash camera recorder, but like for real life. sometimes you really just want to capture the insanity of the last few minutes

im p stoned my self here but i think thta is a gopro?



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Heather Papps

hello friend


LethalGeek posted:

Ayn Rand continues to be a blight upon humanity long after her shameful life ended



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Heather Papps

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i love rush, and 2112, but the whole "thanks anne for teaching us to be more selfish" makes me sad



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Heather Papps

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there are rez dispensiaries that have been running for years and years at this point, and now that we have nation wide legalization things have gotten even better.

weedmaps is like uber eats parasite and i love it so much. i can pick a handful of providers and get high quality stuff for extremely good prices cause i'm a charming motherfucker sometimes and my guys usually end up becoming my bros



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Heather Papps

hello friend


Six-Of-Hearts posted:

Getting high under a bridge between classes gets you mega high.

living the dream



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Heather Papps

hello friend


prepuce repurposed posted:

any act taking place under a bridge is cool in my book

troll riddles?



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Heather Papps

hello friend


didn't think i was that stoned but i walked under a bridge and now i'm napping in a ditch help



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Heather Papps

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hamjobs posted:

I got too high and somehow went to seven eleven on foot, bought a banana and walked home.

The banana is delicious.

afkbrbbananamission



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Heather Papps

hello friend


hamjobs posted:

It was mostly green, I don't do brown bananas

greenyellow for me, brown for bread



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Heather Papps

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Goons Are Great posted:

Ananas means pineapple in German and bananas are thus just brown pineapples, wake up people

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBSflK1FTSY



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Heather Papps

hello friend



tu es un anana!



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Heather Papps

hello friend


the thing, but the thing is weed



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Heather Papps

hello friend


alladin teaches jasmin about strains



"a whooooole new weeeeed"

"don't you dare spill the bong!"


"the highest place, i never knew!"



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Heather Papps

hello friend


Six-Of-Hearts posted:

Heather, the genie's lamp as a bowl and or bong was right there.

im stoned



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Heather Papps

hello friend


guys but listen have you tried smoking a weed?



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Heather Papps

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hamjobs posted:

I...I think I've done it, I'm too high to post

help me tooooWOLFCREWOLFCREWOLFCREWOLFCREWOLFCREWOLFCREWOLFCREWOLFCREWOLFCREWOLFCREWOLFCREWOLFCREWOLFCREWOLFCREWOLFCREW



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Heather Papps

hello friend


help



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Heather Papps

hello friend


hello and yes i am caffeinated and very stoned



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Heather Papps

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Six-Of-Hearts posted:

how the frick did you post at the same second I did

i have internalized byob.


also i'm playing dwarf fortress and making posts, so like i don't know hey hi how are you today i love you



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Heather Papps

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Six-Of-Hearts posted:

I'm alright. It's cold. but I got to see my fav squirrels after getting high and going to the library.
Every 30 or so seconds my attention span snaps back into focus and im like "OH! I was posting on the internet!" :v:

same



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Heather Papps

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help mom



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Heather Papps

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hamjobs posted:

Smoking weed with my mom is a weird life experience

i hope to get to that point one day. my little bro has smoked weed precisely once and it was maybe the best night of my life. his wife tricked him into smoking weed with me in the middle of a settlers of catan game, and he just whiffed the rest of the game so hard. he's normally mega gameboi but like, he was just smilin' and giggling and forgetting he was even playing a game, and tineil wiped the floor with him, for like, uh, the first time in their whole relationship.


it was a masterpiece of social engineering and meta gaming



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Heather Papps

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oh no i was trying to get rid of this demons lettuce and i tripped and fell

the apple i was eating smashed into a steel straw and then the jazz jasmine green fell into the straw and the candle i was holding lit it on fire

anyways my face hit the straw and i think i did a big weed uh oh



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Heather Papps

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Edminster posted:

why do we do things

why not?



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Heather Papps

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Six-Of-Hearts posted:

Cuz if we don't do things then someone else would, and they may be an rear end in a top hat so it just works out better this way.


yus



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Heather Papps

hello friend


Edminster posted:

the mid credits scene of wreck it ralph 2 is supremely hosed up why isnt anybody talking about this

i haven't seen it the first made me cry a lot



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