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The Bananana: This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Y'all seen the new trailer for lion king?

# ¿ Nov 26, 2018 17:49

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# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 01:11

The Bananana: This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Cowboys won! Yayyyyy

# ¿ Nov 30, 2018 05:15

The Bananana: This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

HappyKitty posted:

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# ¿ Dec 4, 2018 04:47

The Bananana: This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

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# ¿ Dec 4, 2018 13:25

The Bananana: This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Why is it that I am still awake, but not truly woke?

# ¿ Dec 5, 2018 07:37

The Bananana: This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

HappyKitty posted:

Lawl

# ¿ Dec 8, 2018 02:31

The Bananana: This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Cowboys won! :3:

# ¿ Dec 10, 2018 06:14

The Bananana: This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

High Yobbers,
Please listen to Snowman by Sia.
Thank you.

# ¿ Dec 17, 2018 03:39

The Bananana: This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Did y'all listen to Ze Christmas music?

# ¿ Dec 18, 2018 21:42

The Bananana: This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Splatmaster posted:

My medical marijuana card makes me a sort of secret agent.

Yessir, Agent 00420 is on the scene, I have the authority to walk amongst you as a hidden pothead. You won't know it, but I could be high as gently caress and be standing right next to you, my eyes clear and lucid from my years of focused marijuana training.

You might even say my medical marijuana card gives me... a license to c h i l l.

Lol

# ¿ Dec 22, 2018 15:33

The Bananana: This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

*comes over to table, in waiter attire*
Did somebody order the Weed Falafel Plate?

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# ¿ Jul 11, 2023 18:31

The Bananana: This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Happy Hippo posted:

i am not high but i woke up late today and feel like poo poo. i feel pukey and have a headache and am all shakey but weed will give me the ability to eat so i shall get high immediately after this post because it is the responsible thing to do

Weed's speed

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# ¿ Jul 16, 2023 17:09

The Bananana: This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Hugh Dad, I'm High

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# ¿ Aug 3, 2023 13:30

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# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 01:11

The Bananana: This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Dang bud, you smoking some sativa?, got you all excited and multi-postin!

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# ¿ Aug 31, 2023 06:04

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