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Queen-Of-Hearts

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




Hey friends, my familiar, my sweet little cat who's been my best friend for the past 19 years, passed on to the afterlife this morning.
I've taken an absurd amount of xanax today and a couple sleeping pills ~15 minutes ago, so i guess i'm probably technically too high to post in the yob', but i'd really like and or need to get proper high as gently caress asap and float off to the c h i l l.
Anyways, sorry to bring the chill down in here with this post.


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Queen-Of-Hearts

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




Thank you, Hams, i care about you too

Queen-Of-Hearts

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




I'm gonna partake in the dank-enstein and watch campy horror movies with friends this weekend.
At present i'm watching Transylvania 6-5000 and i am nowhere near high enough for this fuckery.


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Queen-Of-Hearts

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




7 connections have fallen through in the past 72 hours.
I am approaching dangerous levels of un-chill.


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Queen-Of-Hearts

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




My quest was succesful!

A strain called Wedding Cake and it was that feeling of waking up from nodding off in class, every 20 seconds on a loop for 3 hours. A constant feeling of thinking youve missed the last 2 minutes of something.
It wasn't UNpleasant i don't think, but frickin weird

Thank you, blessing giving friends

Queen-Of-Hearts

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




it tasted like a cartoon hammer to the back of my head


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Queen-Of-Hearts

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




I went to loving town on a box of cheezits, and every bite was like "oh hey, i was chewing something, i mustve forgot" and then the feeling resetting on the next crunch


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Queen-Of-Hearts

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




im not complaining.

I also have some Purple Power which on paper sounds super up my alley.
Weed science is sooooooooooooo much better from when i was a teenager holy frick.

Queen-Of-Hearts fucked around with this message at 17:51 on Oct 27, 2019


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Queen-Of-Hearts

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"





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Queen-Of-Hearts

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




I had some wedding cake for lunch in the park today and shared some trail mix with the squirrels like some kind of stoner ice queen Snow White mashup.
And then I went inside and worked on photo-ography stuff.
It was a kinda surreal day for no outstanding reason, if that makes sense.


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Queen-Of-Hearts

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




One of those daydream days that's chill and rolls with what comes along.
"I don't need to hunt down Geographica or Caledonia in my fonts list, Helvetica is perfectly okay today." kinda day.


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Queen-Of-Hearts

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




Ive got high and pretzels.
Life is grand friends.

Queen-Of-Hearts

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




Friends, there is a razor thin line between enough gummy worms, and too many gummy worms.
And i blew right through that stoplight.


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Queen-Of-Hearts

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




But i'm watching Wreck it Ralph 2 and its really cute.


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Queen-Of-Hearts

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




i never saw the first one, but i dont feel like im missing anything critical to the plot


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Queen-Of-Hearts

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




Does that put a check in the good or the bad column?


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Queen-Of-Hearts

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




hamjobs posted:

It's the extremely good column

:hellyeah:


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Queen-Of-Hearts

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




Im at the level of: talking to someone, and forgetting what we're talking about in the conversation

Queen-Of-Hearts

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




Getting high under a bridge between classes gets you mega high.

Queen-Of-Hearts

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




If you light both ends you can smoke it twice as fast, and get high twice as fast.

Queen-Of-Hearts

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




Field of Dreams, but its pot instead of a cornfield.


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Queen-Of-Hearts

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




Titanic, but the iceberg is the dankest of nugs.


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Queen-Of-Hearts

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




Or to relate this to my family history: RMS Lusitania, but the exhaust chimneys (don't know the proper term) are bong pipes.


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Queen-Of-Hearts

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




Heather, the genie's lamp as a bowl and or bong was right there.


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Queen-Of-Hearts

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"





:same:


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Queen-Of-Hearts

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




Mr. Dick posted:

Mr. Dick's doing this wrong. The more pot he smokes, the more sense BYOB makes.

Sounds like Mr. Dick is doing it right.


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Queen-Of-Hearts

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




hamjobs posted:

I...I think I've done it, I'm too high to post

Live post your journey as a guide for future generations

Queen-Of-Hearts

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




There's that "cartoon hammer upside the back of my head" feeling that was missing in my life.




































:catdrugs:


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Queen-Of-Hearts

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




how the frick did you post at the same second I did


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Queen-Of-Hearts

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




Might I suggest getting too high to post, and sitting in the back corner of the library, where it's dead silent?


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Queen-Of-Hearts

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




I'm alright. It's cold. but I got to see my fav squirrels after getting high and going to the library.
Every 30 or so seconds my attention span snaps back into focus and im like "OH! I was posting on the internet!" :v:


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Queen-Of-Hearts

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




I love most everyone BYOB, but like saying it individually is hard difficult, ya know? It's like that in general though, with people I see everyday, etc.


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Queen-Of-Hearts

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




Cuz if we don't do things then someone else would, and they may be an rear end in a top hat so it just works out better this way.


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Queen-Of-Hearts

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




no no, a RABBIT, not a hedgehog.


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Queen-Of-Hearts

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




Handwriting is SO satisfying whilst ye olden stoneded.


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Queen-Of-Hearts

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




I'm sorry about your meds, friendo.

Whats goin on with me is my friend Purple Power.


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Queen-Of-Hearts

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




Alright, HJ. We've arranged P.S.P and their hand stirrups on top of a ladder on top of a trampoline on top of a trebuchet. Let's make this happen.


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Queen-Of-Hearts

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




Friends.

Queen-Of-Hearts

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




I desire to pet a pallas cat

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Queen-Of-Hearts

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




i think banning weed in the yob would open a blackhole of unchill


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