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Alright you kids it's past 9pm and the city park is closed... No I don't care it's still light out - closed is closed. Now pack it in you little bastards. Hey, I saw that! Now you gotta leave all the cans behind. The city will come out tomorrow and clean it up. Party's over, let's not turn this park curfew into a ticket you little punks.
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One by one, load up the fun - Eek a mouse ganja smuggling
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Nov 28, 2018 04:55
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gently caress the police bitch
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Nov 28, 2018 04:59
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Mods lol
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Nov 28, 2018 05:00
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I'm hanging out in your park under the bridge with a bunch of hobos and stuff it's pretty cool. I hope you walk past me so I can rob your poor rear end for the 4 bucks that is your life savings so I can buy a beer and hang out sipping it from a paper bag.
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Nov 28, 2018 05:01
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deputy stinko here reporting with the fun ploice, are you or anyone in this household in possession of illegal funstaces?
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Nov 28, 2018 05:02
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mynameisbatman posted:I'm hanging out in your park under the bridge with a bunch of hobos and stuff it's pretty cool. I hope you walk past me so I can rob your poor rear end for the 4 bucks that is your life savings so I can buy a beer and hang out sipping it from a paper bag. Your utter lack of fun makes you immune to the fun police! Chinatown posted:gently caress, the police bitch
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Nov 28, 2018 05:04
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Nooner posted:Mods lol they still shook lol
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Nov 28, 2018 05:04
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goddamnit Franco
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Nov 28, 2018 05:04
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dad gay. so what
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Nov 28, 2018 05:05
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Quick! Deploy the Funko Cops!
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Nov 28, 2018 05:06
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Sir this park is for gay buttsex and heroin after 9pm please take you’re kids home.
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Nov 28, 2018 05:09
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Putty posted:deputy stinko here reporting with the fun ploice, are you or anyone in this household in possession of illegal funstaces? deputy stinko, come in. over. There 15-291 going on at Metropolitan Hotel. That's right, someone snapchatted a bangin' party at in the ballroom and there's no way those speakers are in compliance with their permit - IF they even have one.
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:Quick! Deploy the Funko Cops! this idea makes me both lol and want to die
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Nov 28, 2018 05:11
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Sand pits in elementary school playgrounds are a decoy for fooling fun police. Much like how sawdust is used for throw up, fun police assume sand absorbs all fun in the vicinity until all that is left is that one weird kid shoveling out grubs with his foil copy of Catapult Turtle.
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Nov 28, 2018 05:20
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Im the bitch gently caress police
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Nov 28, 2018 05:21
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Ree urr ree urr
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Nov 28, 2018 05:23
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What if they were like the fun police and they brought beers and chips and games and poo poo and also they didnt shoot black kids
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Nov 28, 2018 05:24
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SilvergunSuperman posted:Ree urr ree urr If you say wee woo in fun police academy you are held back a year.
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Nov 28, 2018 05:24
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All cars report in there's a giraffe loose near the elementary school. Use of deadly force has been approved. It's almost recess time, take him down now!
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Nov 28, 2018 05:32
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fun policeman sheepishly trying to get cuffs on the diver being savagely beat by sea patrol with axe handles
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Nov 28, 2018 05:38
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"Well well well, looks like you all are havin' a good time." *pulls out tactical shotgun and wastes 4 emo teens because one of them sneezed* *helicopter support helps chase down the rest of the party goers(criminals) Thermal imaging shows the SWAT snipers where to shoot so that they'll all need colostomy bags for life* *SWAT team moves in and randomly pepper sprays the onlookers and reporters* *off in the distance, an APC runs over an elderly black woman*
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Nov 28, 2018 05:52
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fun police, or funnest police?
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Rad-daddio posted:"Well well well, looks like you all are havin' a good time." Sounds pretty fun to me, at least until that last bit.
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Nov 28, 2018 06:19
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The "War on Fun" is just window dressing, an excuse to impress clowns into what is essentially labor and confiscate their property to be sold at auction in order to perpetuate itself.
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Nov 28, 2018 06:32
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WOOP WOOP
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Nov 28, 2018 06:37
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i would definitely graduate top of my class from fun police academy
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Nov 28, 2018 06:44
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Chinatown posted:they still shook lol they still knew lol
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Nov 28, 2018 07:16
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Bogus Adventure posted:they still knew lol they fuckin' KNEW
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Chinatown posted:they fuckin' KNEW They shall be judged, and the punishment shall fit the crime
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Nov 28, 2018 07:22
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 Detective BPD, undercover ops. You just ruined a two year sting operation buddy!
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Nov 28, 2018 12:04
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Oh poo poo! *Flushes fun down the toilet*
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Nov 28, 2018 12:08
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Shouldn't the fun police be going around making sure we have a good time not ruining it? Why would someone named the fun police be going around targeting people having fun? This makes no sense! The fun police should be handing out sacs of weed instead of citations.
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*Kicks the spliff outta SLICK GOKU BABY's mouth, but not with a fun kick*
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Nov 28, 2018 12:15
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Fun police don't care about your fun, citizens.
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Nov 28, 2018 12:15
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Hey everybody it's "Sticks"! He's soooo dreamy 
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Nov 28, 2018 13:56
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Dispatch this is car 419, We just picked up a magical traveling one man band with a trunk full of whimsy, claims he blew into town on the inside of a dandelion with a uhhhh melody in his heart and kindness to spare uhhh please advise
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Kazak posted:Dispatch this is car 419, We just picked up a magical traveling one man band with a trunk full of whimsy, claims he blew into town on the inside of a dandelion with a uhhhh melody in his heart and kindness to spare uhhh please advise
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FlimFlam Imam posted:Hey everybody it's "Sticks"! He's soooo dreamy "Stick" you mean.
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Someone's got a stick,lady. Move along.
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