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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Shouldn't the fun police be going around making sure we have a good time not ruining it? Stay in the slammer, feind.
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Rules are rules.
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Nov 28, 2018 15:48
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He’s fun po-lice. I ain’t never seen him plant streamers or party hats on an innocent man.
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Nov 28, 2018 15:50
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Put all the fun in the bag and nobody gets hurt.
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Nov 28, 2018 15:55
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FUN ME?! WELL FUN YOU!
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Nov 28, 2018 16:08
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uh hello officer, what seems to be the problem? oh no, i'm not a fun guy, not at all. you must be mistaken... *rubber chicken falls out of pants* uh i was just holding that for my friend
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Nov 28, 2018 16:16
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I'm the one who snitches on fun park havers.
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Nov 28, 2018 16:23
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Mozi posted:uh hello officer, what seems to be the problem? oh no, i'm not a fun guy, not at all. you must be mistaken... *rubber chicken falls out of pants* uh i was just holding that for my friend step out of the microcar, sir all 18 of your passengers as well
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Nov 28, 2018 16:34
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*jams gun in clown's face* "Is that a novelty squirting carnation?! IS IT!?"
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Nov 28, 2018 16:41
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Rad-daddio posted:*jams gun in clown's face* *clown gathers himself and through bloody, broken teeth, meets your gaze with his eyes* "...the...circus is in town"
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Nov 28, 2018 16:52
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419 to dispatch, we were drivin this magical musical fella to the county line but ah he's somehow gotten into the driver's seat and tricked officer teasle and myself into the backseat, disregard, he is now uhh grand marshal of a parade which our squad car appears to be the lead, there is a large procession of children and animals behind us, uhh dispatch can you verify there is a permit on file for this parade, over
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Nov 28, 2018 17:04
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*pulls sheet back to reveal Edgar's mangled corpse "I've never seen anything like it chief, they beat him with funny hammers, socks of silly string...coroner said his palm had been gag buzzed so many times he barely recognized it." *a rookie runs from the room, about to puke
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Nov 28, 2018 18:34
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Make way. Coming through. Please disperse!
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Nov 28, 2018 18:47
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King of Bees posted:Make way. Coming through. Please disperse! oh poo poo everyone run it's the buzz
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Nov 28, 2018 19:32
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It says, "closes at dusk". What does that poo poo even mean? Sunset? 7 pm? Your rules about the park are garbage and you should feel shame.
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Nov 28, 2018 20:46
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Wee woo wee woo
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Nov 28, 2018 20:47
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This is your brain on fun *Smashes a Cadbury egg with rubber chicken*
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Nov 28, 2018 20:49
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Oscar Wild posted:It says, "closes at dusk".
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Nov 28, 2018 20:52
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why public parks close in the US is the big mystery to me. it's like supposed to prevent illegal activity or something, but why make laws ruining life for everyone because you're afraid of someone getting a little high?
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Nov 28, 2018 20:53
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9 pm and still light out? Must be nice, sunset today is at 4:38.
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Nov 28, 2018 21:01
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The Fun Police they live inside of my head The Fun Police they come to me in my bed
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Nov 28, 2018 22:21
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honk honk it's the sound of the police
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Nov 28, 2018 22:28
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No Club Dread references yet?
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Nov 28, 2018 22:29
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quick, somebody call nine-fun-fun
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Nov 28, 2018 22:36
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haha you like fun
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Nov 28, 2018 22:39
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Just had another bowl of fun
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Nov 28, 2018 22:41
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Thots and Prayers posted:Alright you kids it's past 9pm and the city park is closed... No I don't care it's still light out - closed is closed. Now pack it in you little bastards. Hey, I saw that! Now you gotta leave all the cans behind. The city will come out tomorrow and clean it up. Party's over, let's not turn this park curfew into a ticket you little punks. You tell the cop to gently caress off and she gets mad and threatens you with a trespassing charge. Maybe even aggravated trespassing because one of your friends has a long sword and you have a pole axe. But it is Texas and those bladed weapons are legal everywhere now and even though the park is closed, the cops can't do anything because you aren't legally trespassing until they put a fence up. But they never will. Just as the good Lord intended. You point these legal facts out. The cop gets even more mad and does the only thing she can do. Point her squad car at where your sitting with the brights on. Oh no! I don't know what is going on so this is now a multi user written story.
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Nov 28, 2018 22:42
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You can have my fun when you take it from my cold, dead hands.
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Nov 28, 2018 22:44
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i sigh as i draw my kazoo... 'i didn't want to have to do this... i have seen enough laughter to last for ten thousand lifetimes. but it seems as if this is my fate...'
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Nov 28, 2018 22:45
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"Ma'am may I see your licence and fun-istration please" *throws herself out car window*
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Nov 28, 2018 22:46
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Can you challenge the fun police to single combat?
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Nov 28, 2018 22:48
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Sjs00 posted:Can you challenge the fun police to single combat? No. Such an event would lead to gambling and levity.
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Nov 28, 2018 22:49
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Gotdang fun police they killed the giggler!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5v1pTbRzcs
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Nov 28, 2018 23:12
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Dolphin posted:astronomical dusk is when the sun drops 18° below the local horizon, as any imbecile with half a brain knows. it is you who should feel shame. Ok, let me just get out my sextant, oh wait, its cloudy like every loving day here you shitlord. Just put a loving time on the sign.
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Sure, it's all fun and games. Then somebody has fun, punk!
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