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Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Of course it's not funny, you're all reading it the wrong way.



Here, this should be much funnier.

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Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
After some rereading, I find it works better if you read it in a circle. Time moves in a circle, so it's more natural to read while rotating.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
After extensive research in the history of the written word, I have finally discovered the optimal way to read this comic.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
There's a lot of depth to this comic. If you read close enough you can sense the mindset of the NEET in panel three.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
But seriously, there seems to be some potential for goofy material if nothing else, and if the OP thinks it's worth the effort to translate and post these, I'm down to see the direction it goes.

barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot
itt: massive weeb isn't getting his weener jerked enough for his ~awesomeuuuu~ translation skills and mistakenly believes that The Goon Forum™ is where his fantasies can become reality

but also this is pretty much exactly what I paid :10bux: for so gently caress it, i'm in for the ride babyyyyyy

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
A lot of posters seem to think way too hard about why a thread exists and what they should post in it.

Hustlin Floh
Jul 20, 2009

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

a bone to pick posted:

A lot of posters seem to think way too hard about why a thread exists and what they should post in it.

Some posters think way too hard about other forums too

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
I think I'm hard

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

Hustlin Floh posted:

Some posters think way too hard about other forums too

Touché

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

heres a comic that made me LOL

A CRAB IRL
May 6, 2009

If you're looking for me, you better check under the sea

I'm sorry, we don't serve ginger ale.

whaaaaaaaaaaaaat!

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe

Clamps McGraw posted:

I'm sorry, we don't serve ginger ale.

whaaaaaaaaaaaaat!

Mr. Steak
May 9, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lol Mega64 you went really hard on that joke.




pram posted:

this isnt funny gas





Mr. Steak
May 9, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

onsetOutsider posted:

Lol Mega64 you went really hard on that joke.








That last panel, same

:d2a:

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
Does he eventually get a job working a hot dog stand?

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
I'm extremely worried about the little girl he's gazing at

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





a bone to pick posted:

I'm extremely worried about the little girl he's gazing at

This Nii Tohru guy may be deranged.

Mr. Steak
May 9, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


Fyi, this is the end of the first page. Im not really sure how important this is except to help approximate the length of what I mean by a "page." They're all exactly 5000 pixels tall, so I don't think theres any particular reason for me to mention it besides this time. Essentially it's vertical forever and ever into the abyss. I'll never edit the last panel of a page together with the first panel of another though. That's just weird.

Akratic Method
Mar 9, 2013

It's going to pay off eventually--I'm sure of it.

Any day now.

onsetOutsider posted:


There's a sound for EVERYTHING. Even if it's a fake thing like using telekinesis, there's a sound for it.

I don't care about the comic but I need to know what the sound of telekinesis is.

BONESAWWWWWW
Dec 23, 2009


I care about the comic OP. I find this endlessly fascinating.

And I love the sound effects.

A_Bug_That_Thinks
Mar 16, 2011


ASK ME ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE BIG SAGGY POKEMON TITS
If I was Japanese I would sell drugs

Mokelumne Trekka
Nov 22, 2015

Soon.

Lol I have a relative who lives like this. I believe her savings are almost gone to support herself shutting off the life button (bad place for late 30s)

Mr. Steak
May 9, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


Akratic Method posted:

I need to know what the sound of telekinesis is.

イイイイィィイイイィィ

It kinda looks like a field of solar panels the way I did it, but it's usually something like that.

Mr. Steak fucked around with this message at 03:32 on Dec 2, 2018

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012


same

Mameluke
Aug 2, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
I can spend the whole day gaming, or I can spend it masturbating. These kind of high-level decisions I make on a daily basis are critical, and are why I avoid decision fatigue by wearing the same sweatpants every day and eating the same Hungry Man dinner - Salisbury Steak.

snack eater
Aug 25, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

A_Bug_That_Thinks posted:

If I was Japanese I would sell drugs

Drugs are illegal in Japan

Mr. Steak
May 9, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Hot Stunt
Oct 2, 2009



You are doing important work onsetOutsider. Keep it up.

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

ah, wii sports. smart of him to begin the day with exercise

Mr. Steak
May 9, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


The beginning of the end for Tohru's argument.

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



So is the guy whose dialogue is in boxes supposed to be God or what? Imagine having God giving running commentary to your hosed up worthless life.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Hey if gods personally watching and commenting on you, suddenly you are not a hosed up and worthless loser. You are an esteemed entertainer with a patron!

A_Bug_That_Thinks
Mar 16, 2011


ASK ME ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE BIG SAGGY POKEMON TITS

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

So is the guy whose dialogue is in boxes supposed to be God or what? Imagine having God giving running commentary to your hosed up worthless life.

Welcome to my life

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Do they have bootstraps in Japan?

A_Bug_That_Thinks
Mar 16, 2011


ASK ME ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE BIG SAGGY POKEMON TITS

snack eater posted:

Drugs are illegal in Japan

Exactly. Itd be so...glamorous

A_Bug_That_Thinks
Mar 16, 2011


ASK ME ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE BIG SAGGY POKEMON TITS

Colonel Cancer posted:

Do they have bootstraps in Japan?

They have boot-thongs

Sestze
Jun 6, 2004



Cybernetic Crumb
despite the shitposts, I appreciate this. Thanks for doing the legwork of translation for us.

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McGiggins
Apr 4, 2014

by R. Guyovich
Lipstick Apathy
I am ready for this thread.

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