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McGiggins
Apr 4, 2014

by R. Guyovich
Lipstick Apathy
I am ready for this thread.

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McGiggins
Apr 4, 2014

by R. Guyovich
Lipstick Apathy
Rated 5 because it makes me super uncomfortable and that other guy can eat a job.

McGiggins
Apr 4, 2014

by R. Guyovich
Lipstick Apathy
Wow gently caress this dude.

McGiggins
Apr 4, 2014

by R. Guyovich
Lipstick Apathy
What is natto

McGiggins
Apr 4, 2014

by R. Guyovich
Lipstick Apathy
Sounds awful

McGiggins
Apr 4, 2014

by R. Guyovich
Lipstick Apathy
Aren't rice cookers literally plug and loving play. Put in rice and water, then go masturbate?

loving NEETs man.

McGiggins
Apr 4, 2014

by R. Guyovich
Lipstick Apathy
Same

McGiggins
Apr 4, 2014

by R. Guyovich
Lipstick Apathy
Just use bbq sauce you rear end in a top hat!

McGiggins
Apr 4, 2014

by R. Guyovich
Lipstick Apathy
Everyone should be ashamed of themselves, I agree. Just in general principles

McGiggins
Apr 4, 2014

by R. Guyovich
Lipstick Apathy
I buy sweet soy sauce! :haw:

McGiggins
Apr 4, 2014

by R. Guyovich
Lipstick Apathy
Really, this dude is adjusting the curve against the salerymen and is therefore cool and good.

That said, his parents should beat him senseless to get him to be useful around the home, and then beat themselves senseless for raising such a loser.

McGiggins
Apr 4, 2014

by R. Guyovich
Lipstick Apathy
Did he just put a raw egg in there?

McGiggins
Apr 4, 2014

by R. Guyovich
Lipstick Apathy
If he's living alone, this is terrible.

If he's living in his parents home, I don't know if it's actually worse.

McGiggins
Apr 4, 2014

by R. Guyovich
Lipstick Apathy
This is gonna be good. He nearly had a meltdown at not having sauce, now he has sauce on the wrong place.

Strap in gentlegoons.

McGiggins
Apr 4, 2014

by R. Guyovich
Lipstick Apathy
Japan never learned how to read

McGiggins
Apr 4, 2014

by R. Guyovich
Lipstick Apathy
I think they're the same age, she's just offset due to angle.

McGiggins
Apr 4, 2014

by R. Guyovich
Lipstick Apathy
I'm a crimes man

McGiggins
Apr 4, 2014

by R. Guyovich
Lipstick Apathy
Incelgent, licensed to kill.

McGiggins
Apr 4, 2014

by R. Guyovich
Lipstick Apathy
LMAO if he is actually able to muster any sort of willpower to start this path.

McGiggins
Apr 4, 2014

by R. Guyovich
Lipstick Apathy
Holy poo poo fight the yakuza

McGiggins
Apr 4, 2014

by R. Guyovich
Lipstick Apathy
Japan has a large cultural awareness of cults as a result of that doomsday cult that gassed their subways.

McGiggins
Apr 4, 2014

by R. Guyovich
Lipstick Apathy
He's a Japanese neet, he's probably part of one.

McGiggins
Apr 4, 2014

by R. Guyovich
Lipstick Apathy
subway attacks

They used sarin nerve gas, I believe, which is super metal. If he ends up going after a cult, it's super duper understandable, culturally.

McGiggins
Apr 4, 2014

by R. Guyovich
Lipstick Apathy
This is why it's important to disenfranchise weebs

McGiggins
Apr 4, 2014

by R. Guyovich
Lipstick Apathy
Saleryman jobs suck all over the earth, good to know.

McGiggins
Apr 4, 2014

by R. Guyovich
Lipstick Apathy
I can do Google translate via character recognition I guess.

McGiggins
Apr 4, 2014

by R. Guyovich
Lipstick Apathy
Fuuuuuck op gimme the good stuff, I need my hit!

McGiggins
Apr 4, 2014

by R. Guyovich
Lipstick Apathy
Oh yeah that's the stuff. Thank you for your efforts op!

McGiggins
Apr 4, 2014

by R. Guyovich
Lipstick Apathy
Hasn't been able to plan a murder within an hour of deciding to commit one: oh no, what a failure.

McGiggins
Apr 4, 2014

by R. Guyovich
Lipstick Apathy
The murderer so kind

McGiggins
Apr 4, 2014

by R. Guyovich
Lipstick Apathy
And it was probably a male ladybug, so he got trapped by a trap, which is not unexpected given that it's apparently a pretty big thing there?

OR am I thinking of Thailand?

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McGiggins
Apr 4, 2014

by R. Guyovich
Lipstick Apathy
Op what happened to our narrator does he come back?

McGiggins
Apr 4, 2014

by R. Guyovich
Lipstick Apathy
He missed his chance and they suffered spontaneous existence failure in their embarrassment from being spatially close to him.

Ultimately, if you carry the one and squint, the math checks out and he actually was responsible for their deaths.

Way to achieve your goals, toru! Most people can't 180 on their life in a couple of hours like you did.

McGiggins
Apr 4, 2014

by R. Guyovich
Lipstick Apathy
He has developed anime mind control powers, and is now a magical girl.

I should have expected this exact situation.

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McGiggins
Apr 4, 2014

by R. Guyovich
Lipstick Apathy
:yeshaha:

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