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Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007



Memento posted:

https://twitter.com/Delisketo/status/1103773438320279560

Speaking of freakshows in MMA. All I can see from Tapology is that they have a card on the 30th of March.

https://famemma.com/gala.html

looks like we got at least one trashweight fight with Bonus BGC and Bodychrist so I'm all-in for this card

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Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007




this rules

so does this:

https://twitter.com/GIFsZP/status/1112297217870708736

Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007



TheKingslayer posted:

I hope Tito comes cheap because he can't put a sentence together for poo poo.

it costs $100 to have Tito mushmouth your words on film

Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007



https://twitter.com/PhotoAmy33/status/1177796208812707841

Wanderlei's last win was a second round KO of Brian Stann in March 2013. this seems like a Very Poor Idea.

Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007



Ariza posted:

So what's this specimen? I don't understand what I'm looking at. What exactly is in his arms?

quote:

Site enhancement oil, often called santol or synthol (no relation to the Synthol mouthwash brand), refers to oils injected into muscles to increase the size or change the shape. Some bodybuilders, particularly at the professional level, inject their muscles with such mixtures to mimic the appearance of developed muscle where it may otherwise be disproportionate or lacking.[52] This is known as "fluffing".[53][54] Synthol is 85% oil, 7.5% lidocaine, and 7.5% alcohol.[53] It is not restricted, and many brands are available on the Internet.[55] The use of injected oil to enhance muscle appearance is common among bodybuilders,[56][57] despite the fact that synthol can cause pulmonary embolisms, nerve damage, infections, sclerosing lipogranuloma,[58] stroke,[53] and the formation of oil-filled granulomas, cysts or ulcers in the muscle.[57][59][60] Rare cases might require surgical intervention to avoid further damage to the muscle and/or to prevent loss of life.[61]

getting fake swole is the new swole

Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007



Ariza posted:

Does it feel like a bag of oil if you push on it? Wouldn't that just make it harder to lift things? I feel like this is something I shouldn't Google. That kid makes me feel ill and I don't want to see what else people have done with it.

don't worry friend, i am here to do the googling for you. first up, here is our friend Bazooka Arms, supposedly an ex-army soldier! as you can see, his arms look extremely healthy


and if you think his arm tiddies are fierce, you ain't seen nothing yet


and you are right to not google for this, but for the wrong reasons. if you wanna see some bomb rear end ebony tiddies, you can look at this!
:nws: :nws:

in essence, humans are fuckin dumb

Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007



https://twitter.com/Grabaka_Hitman/status/1201188515796705282

the ref's smirk while trying to tell this guy "no dude, you were extremely unconscious" is pretty great. this event is actually live now if anyone else wants to suffer through an extreme level of Russianity

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdEjEmHErqs

Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007



the ref slowly inching into the action so he could fix the ad was great

Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007



it didnt look like he was trying to submit that guy so much as rip his loving head off of his neck

Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007



and seriously why do none of these dudes tap. just tap. dont die in a Z league Russian fight just to show how cool you are

Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007



https://www.instagram.com/p/CBYw2TbHbb1/

heck yeah

e: i thought instagrams embedded, but supposedly, OneFC game coming for PS5

Aye Doc fucked around with this message at 23:24 on Jun 13, 2020

Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007



guess this goes in here now,

https://twitter.com/malkikawa/status/1338831603485831173

nothing to indicate if this would have been boxing or MMA but boy, turning down Yoel is probably a good career decision either way

Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007



Memento posted:

Anyone know what the hell is going on with Bellator? I would have thought they would have looked at the calendar and gone "a Conor McGregor card one weekend and then nothing from the UFC the next weekend, that's a great opportunity for us to put something on and capitalise on the casuals that always get attracted when the Irishman fights".

I thought I would check the Bellator MMA in 2021 wikipedia article and... it doesn't exist.

https://mmajunkie.usatoday.com/2021/01/bellator-schedule-2021-list-of-events-scott-coker-debut-restart

quote:

“As far as starting, we’re probably thinking sometime in February,” Coker said. “We haven’t locked a date down yet, but that’s probably what we’re thinking in February to launch with our first fight of 2021.”

Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007



Digital Jedi posted:

Chris Leben is about to fight over in BKFC. Wonder how sad it might be

Edit: And 40 seconds into the fight the other guy fell down after a seperation and claims to be eyepoked by Leben and can't see. Replay shows a bunch to the eye but not a poke at all I think

edit2: Leben drops him in a flurry! and it's over!!!!!!!!!!!!! Leben wins and didn't take to much damage

https://twitter.com/ppucc0/status/1357906746673664000?s=20

fuckin hell his head is enormous

Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007



folks, the news that absolutely nobody wanted is finally here:

https://twitter.com/arielhelwani/status/1408075092257554435

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Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007



https://twitter.com/mma_kings/status/1408635446054199305?s=19

let's go mfing the reem

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