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Bananasaurus Rex
Mar 19, 2009
who the gently caress is yelling "HAPPY HOLIDAYS" at my house. show yourself coward. I will never stop saying merry christmas

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Bananasaurus Rex
Mar 19, 2009
George Bush died lol
:mario:

Bananasaurus Rex
Mar 19, 2009
So was trump already banned from his funeral?

Or do we get a speeeeeech

Bananasaurus Rex
Mar 19, 2009

State crimes no pardons biiiiiiiiitch

Bananasaurus Rex
Mar 19, 2009

MAYO FETISH posted:

whats going toh appen when the clintons eventually die

They're gonna lock her coffin up

Bananasaurus Rex
Mar 19, 2009
https://twitter.com/CoreyRobin/status/1068735157148893184?s=19

Bananasaurus Rex
Mar 19, 2009

campfire posted:

tag urself im obama hugging jeb because war daddy ded

do you think jeb will be invited to the funeral?

Bananasaurus Rex
Mar 19, 2009
Nice meltdown
https://twitter.com/hughhewitt/status/1068670375712702465?s=19

Bananasaurus Rex
Mar 19, 2009

neutral milf hotel posted:

everyone should take two minutes and watch this video of cool train tricks

https://twitter.com/mr_martin81/status/1068807553692430336

:killdozer:

Bananasaurus Rex
Mar 19, 2009
https://twitter.com/joshgerstein/status/1068901937985277952?s=19

quote:

President Donald Trump’s former personal lawyer Michael Cohen said Friday he was in “close and regular contact” with Trump’s White House staff and legal team when he prepared a statement for Congress that he now says falsely downplayed Trump’s effort to land a Trump Tower Moscow deal during the 2016 presidential campaign.

In a filing seeking a lenient sentence, Cohen’s attorneys say his false statement to Congress — which Cohen pleaded guilty to on Thursday — was based on Trump and his team’s efforts to “portray contact with Russian representatives” by Trump, his campaign or his company “as having effectively terminated before the Iowa caucuses of February 1, 2016."

https://twitter.com/bradheath/status/1068906525543022592?s=19

Bananasaurus Rex
Mar 19, 2009

This is very important

Bananasaurus Rex
Mar 19, 2009
Trump and Xi are currently having dinner :3:

This is seen as one of the last chances to back off on the trade war before the tariffs increase from 10 to 25% on Jan 1st

Like seriously the entirety of the investment world is focusing on this dumb dinner lol

My bet is that trump backs off the tariffs like the cuck he is

Bananasaurus Rex
Mar 19, 2009
:fsmug:
https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1068988770119241728?s=19

Bananasaurus Rex
Mar 19, 2009
Looks like putin hacked all those seats for the dems
https://twitter.com/CNN/status/1068988124020334592?s=19

Bananasaurus Rex
Mar 19, 2009

Paramemetic posted:

does Trump eat salad?

he strikes me as the kind of guy who doesn't eat green things or w/e

Yes. Potato, egg, etc

Bananasaurus Rex
Mar 19, 2009
Mood
https://twitter.com/Nejer/status/1068797109577625600?s=19

Bananasaurus Rex
Mar 19, 2009
Cuck
https://twitter.com/JenniferJJacobs/status/1069053125544296448?s=19
Thoufh there's no actual agreement yet so we'll see!

Bananasaurus Rex
Mar 19, 2009

augias posted:

Was the correct answer was jigglypuff???

the correct answer is always bulbasaur

Bananasaurus Rex
Mar 19, 2009
Trump just won the war on drugs :toot:
https://twitter.com/sahilkapur/status/1069057178844180480?s=19

Bananasaurus Rex
Mar 19, 2009
:yeshaha:
https://twitter.com/AP_Politics/status/1069070242268282882?s=19

Bananasaurus Rex
Mar 19, 2009
I thought it was always canon that trump pisses on the hookers and then they piss in his mouth? :confused:

Bananasaurus Rex
Mar 19, 2009

Holy poo poo he really has alzeheimers

this is from last year tho

Bananasaurus Rex
Mar 19, 2009

Augus posted:

you know I feel like this thread isn’t in the best position to be mocking “drumpf” considering that we can’t go two seconds without making up a new misspelling of TMRUP!!!

no those are endearing nicknames cause we like ol trumo

Bananasaurus Rex
Mar 19, 2009
Been forced to watch people drag this guy's corpse all around town on the tv in my office. poo poo's tiring man

Bananasaurus Rex
Mar 19, 2009
:(
https://twitter.com/ChrisCotillo/status/1069743392089931777?s=19

Bananasaurus Rex
Mar 19, 2009

LawfulWaffle posted:

Tariff man, tariff man
Doing the things a tariff man can
What's he like? It's not important
Tariff man

Is he a dolt, or is he a spook?
When he's in pisswater does he get wet?
Or does the piss get him instead?
Nobody knows, Tariff man

China man, China man
China man hates Tariff man
They have a fight, China wins
China man
:trumppop:
Was gonna post something similar but see I've already been beaten

Bananasaurus Rex
Mar 19, 2009

brugroffil posted:

someone who is good at parliament explain this to me, sounds like a good source of lmaos

https://twitter.com/KateEMcCann/status/1069995959961174016

trump

Bananasaurus Rex
Mar 19, 2009
:getin:
https://twitter.com/business/status/1069805869297221632?s=19

Bananasaurus Rex
Mar 19, 2009
BASTA!

Bananasaurus Rex
Mar 19, 2009
Basta announces he's not running and the stock market immediately melts down.

Coincidence?????

:thunk:

Bananasaurus Rex
Mar 19, 2009
This stock sell off is getting loving ugly

Yeah i know its only 2% whatever gently caress you

Bananasaurus Rex
Mar 19, 2009

WoodrowSkillson posted:

its also still positive for like the last 5 days, its been doing this all year there is no reason to assume any drop is The One until it drops for like a week straight

Yeah i know. The real thing to take away from all this is how volatile every market is compared to 2017 where things only went up up UP

Bananasaurus Rex
Mar 19, 2009
Gop: you can't ban nazis because free speech!

Also the Gop:
https://twitter.com/ryangrim/status/1070004976255160320?s=19
Both sides many sides

Bananasaurus Rex
Mar 19, 2009

Gonna be extinct in 10 years sorry

Then again maybe we all will be :unsmigghh:

Bananasaurus Rex
Mar 19, 2009
Guns should say TRUMP every time you fire them

And all the people that get shot should say trump as well

Bananasaurus Rex has issued a correction as of 19:21 on Dec 4, 2018

Bananasaurus Rex
Mar 19, 2009
:hai:
https://twitter.com/tmorello/status/1069776290021023744?s=19
:hai:

Bananasaurus Rex
Mar 19, 2009

Chinatown posted:

DJIA average down almost 600 after everyone realized Trump is a loving moron and his China trade truce is complete bullshit lmao

Trump created a chaos scenario where the next 90 days markets are gonna hang on every headline out of china about tariffs. Expect someone like kudlow to come out later and say how constructive talks have been to try and stop the bleeding. And it'll work lol

E: and i dont think trump giving up his secret identity as TARIFF MAN help any lmao

Bananasaurus Rex
Mar 19, 2009

Oh no all my favorite posters :ohdear:

JK my fave poster is TRYMP

Bananasaurus Rex
Mar 19, 2009
I want another flash crash. That was fun as heck. People buying stocks at 1 penny lol

The entire world economy is all smoke and mirrors. it owns

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Bananasaurus Rex
Mar 19, 2009

HUGE PUBES A PLUS posted:

Dow is the one everyone watches but it's actually the S&P that triggers the circuit breakers

:wrong:

Bitcoin index the only one that matters

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