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Merry Christmas Trump Thread! My gift to you is a letter from the home owner's association, telling us our curtains are not sufficiently neutral for the window facing the street. Happy Holidays!
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Dec 1, 2018 01:24
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Quotey posted:make sure to check the bylaws, and then go to the meetings and spend hundreds of hours to get them changed hmmmm thats a good idea, but i think im gonna do literally anything else instead in the meantime, i gave the letter to my dog master shake, and he is now galumphing around the house tearing it to shreds shake's a good dog
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Dec 1, 2018 01:30
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jarofpiss posted:ive never been to more than 1 session of therapy in a row because i am a narcissit and think im smarter than them (i am) are you actually a narcissist? i thought those guys didnt typically cop to that edit or is that sociopaths? not up on the ol' b cluster personality disorders like i used to be
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Dec 1, 2018 01:31
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Plinkey posted:you got played look buddy, i went to the university of wikipedia so my knowledge in this realm is unquestionable
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Dec 1, 2018 01:33
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its been a while since i took a bio class but i think by definition a hole must be ravaged for a baby to come from it
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Dec 1, 2018 01:43
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HUGE PUBES A PLUS posted:hahahahah the mattering is as real as santa claus raphael, yule but rude
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Dec 1, 2018 01:46
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hungry for crepes n poo poo posted:I finally got first page in a Trump thread and I'm happier about it than is probably normal or healthy take what joy you can from this miserable hell of a world
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Dec 1, 2018 01:55
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DryGoods posted:Barbara Bush's favorite party trick was to hold a lit lighter on her forearm while making eye contact with foreign dignitaries this is trumps favorite party trick but its poop and hes holding it in his butt the trick doesnt always work 
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Dec 1, 2018 06:54
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Shear Modulus posted:whats a summary of all the news on turmrt/russia/cohen/stone since the elections, it seems li,ke a fuckload and i havent been keeping up trump: bad man russia: bad place cohen: help me help me, ive got info on crimes stone: take my wife, please. carnally.
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Dec 1, 2018 06:55
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Dec 1, 2018 07:03
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I can guarantee you that at least one person will give John Boehner this as a gag gift. I take no pleasure in reporting this.
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Dec 1, 2018 07:11
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Augus posted:JEB! Do something! Get in there, JEB!
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Dec 1, 2018 07:12
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DryGoods posted:please be careful with this power gently caress that, this is the coolest advent calendar ive ever seen. like a goddamned death note christmas special.
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Dec 1, 2018 07:17
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lol his deepest sympathies couldnt hit the bottom of a loving kiddie pool
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Dec 1, 2018 17:50
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Sir Tonk posted:
i am absolutely 100% in favor of this
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Dec 1, 2018 21:04
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ShriekingMarxist posted:Shockmaster's return tbh this dude could've used a pink glitter stormtrooper helmet to hide his identity
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Dec 1, 2018 21:05
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A Handed Missus posted:Trump cannot stop killing the Bush dynasty and that is why he is so drat good it's like a reverse zelda game, where every generation a new bush is born and they all fight against the orange pigman and they all get their asses torn up
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Dec 1, 2018 21:10
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this is too accurate, throw it away
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Dec 1, 2018 22:47
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skaboomizzy posted:yeah it's like normal hair for humans, they grow, fall out, get replaced my dogs whiskers do the same thing. she's got like all clear ones and then two black on one side sometimes when they've fallen out she's normal and good but then they grow back and she's asymmetrical garbage
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Dec 2, 2018 06:12
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Bananasaurus Rex posted:I thought it was always canon that trump pisses on the hookers and then they piss in his mouth? i always assumed the hookers peed on the bed while he sat in a little pillow-nest just kind of pokin at his dong
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Dec 2, 2018 06:24
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Add me to the list of sorry sons of bitches who saw Waterworld in theaters
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Dec 2, 2018 06:37
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pillsburysoldier posted:lotta salt-of-the-earth chud southerners are going to discover "water sports" when the Piss Tape gets released in the same way trump made it "ok" to become/start acting racist in public can't wait for the big dog shirts that say 'Listen Buddy, The Only Hydrant I Piss On Is My Wife's Face!'
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Dec 2, 2018 06:38
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Dec 2, 2018 06:46
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fosborb posted:i'm going to do it. i'm going to watch Interview with a Vampire for the first time in like 20 god damned years and see how far I get i watched it for the first time like five years ago and it was surprisingly fun. everybody in it is hamming it up like they're in a fifth grade play, it's awesome.
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Dec 2, 2018 06:47
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LegoMan posted:So my son was never into Power Rangers so I never saw much of it but we have a 7 year old foster kid for the weekend and that's all he wants to watch. it's super cool that you're doing this (both fostering in general and showing him stuff he likes specifically), but also: Addamere posted:You tell that foster kid the only Sentai squad he needs is GINYU TOKUSENTAI
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Dec 2, 2018 17:17
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LegoMan posted:We do respite weekends because we have a little too much going on to be full time but we consider it a vacation for both the kid and the parents. The kids get to play vr and do stuff like feed chickens and the parents get a weekend to themselves. We get paid but it's mainly because of our training. We've been part of the foster system for a long time and we know there's some poo poo respite providers out there. I never even knew respite providers were a thing. How'd you get into that?
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Dec 2, 2018 17:27
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Sheng-Ji Yang posted:man i cant believe the poorest parts of the country have the most health problems. ah yes, known health problem "how to get girls" i get what youre saying though, they shouldnt have grouped all those searches together
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Dec 2, 2018 17:38
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Sheng-Ji Yang posted:almost like they intentionally grouped stuff thats a consequence of poor health and diet with funny stuff like that to make smug libs smugger and get clicks whoa buddy, you levy an outlandish accusation like that against a media outlet, youd better have evidence
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Dec 2, 2018 17:42
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A Handed Missus posted:lol that all of trump's wars are inherited ones there is something oddly poetic about that, yes
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Dec 2, 2018 17:48
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Billzasilver posted:grouping google search history for “viagra” and “how to gently caress a chair” together to own the libs i was looking up average hand size last night for something im writing and like every single link i found was about trumps tiny-rear end hands i assume the results are tainted by my browser history, but even still, lol
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Dec 2, 2018 18:06
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beto sex cramp posted:avg hand is about 1/15 of a horse your knowledge on the subject is appreciated, mr pence
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Dec 2, 2018 18:11
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Xaris posted:well yeah there's a big difference in that america sucks and over like 1000000000000 square miles after genociding the native population and bringing over the worst dredge of scammy white peeps from europe and abroad good example: Chicago itself: 2.7 million people Chicagoland area: 9 million people
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Dec 2, 2018 22:52
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whew there's some real choice avatars in here, but i'm just not ready to loomer myself like that
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Dec 3, 2018 01:37
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Louisgod posted:yeah, it murders my diet "How many people have you killed, Louisgod?" "Do you remember how many weeds you've eaten in your life?"
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Dec 3, 2018 16:18
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If they keep talking up how dangerous and criminal weed is, Paul Manafort's gonna have to start smoking it
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Dec 3, 2018 16:21
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LegoMan posted:TRUMP: TERRIBLE, unrelated to Trump, things
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Dec 3, 2018 16:47
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A boomer is trying to forward an email to me, and they can't do it, so they want to know if they can print it out and fax it to me. What the gently caress am I supposed to do with this.
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Dec 3, 2018 23:59
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Buck Wildman posted:Tell them to throw the email and a penny to one of the urchins loitering out their window and they shall run it to you post haste. and risk that little poo poo spending the money on a christmas goose? no thank you, sir. Elephanthead posted:Tell them fine they won't be able to print it. lmao this is the right answer
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Addamere posted:it was a big culture shock for me going from having mutts adopted from neighbour's puppies who never went to the vet in their lives to meeting my wife's pure-bred cocker spaniel that had already had multiple thousand-dollar medical procedures in addition to routine visits just because gonna guess those 'just because' visits were for vaccinations, since seeing a dog die from rabies probably isnt fun
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