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Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018
Also Reagan and Bush were an effective combo for ensuring that HIV rampaged through the entire 80s, so there's a few hundred thousand deaths to add to the tally

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Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/daveanthony/status/1068745950628364288
https://twitter.com/shailjapatel/status/1068217165206220800

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018
A good thread

https://twitter.com/FrogCroakley/status/1068794957052305409?s=19

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
lol

https://twitter.com/MBellLabCoop/status/1068142201752952832

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018
https://twitter.com/DmitryOpines/status/1068809623598190593?s=19

Poison Jam
Mar 29, 2009

Shh...
We're being watched.
Could somebody do a step by step instruction list for discord and joining the UKMT thing on it please? Preferably written out for an absolute moron because my brain isn’t working today and it took 4 tries to get the pin right to unlock the iPad. Feeling happy today just not that with it I’m afraid

Not Operator
Jan 1, 2009

Not A doctor, THE Doctor!

Poison Jam posted:

Could somebody do a step by step instruction list for discord and joining the UKMT thing on it please? Preferably written out for an absolute moron because my brain isn’t working today and it took 4 tries to get the pin right to unlock the iPad. Feeling happy today just not that with it I’m afraid

You can either use the web interface, or one of the apps. There's one available for basically every platform.

https://discordapp.com/

Sign up for an account, then click the invite link here in the thread to join (or click the + sign in the app and copy paste the invite url into the dialog box), then post sick commie memes with us.

After that its basically just a fancy chat room with optional voice.

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall
why does satan think he's moses?


cause god just sent him a burning bush

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

NotLikeThis

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall
I've got a lovely day of helping a friend and my sister move, one after the other, in this lovely half arsed sleet so this was a lovely pick me up before my morning coffee


somebody please hire me to write christmas cracker dad jokes

Bardeh
Dec 2, 2004

Fun Shoe
Getting the Christmas tree today. I find it all a huge faff and would rather just not have one, but the kiddo will love it :unsmith:

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Personally the whole point of the crimbo tree is the fairy lights so you could just spend the tree money on more lights and stick them to things.

Poison Jam
Mar 29, 2009

Shh...
We're being watched.

Not Operator posted:

You can either use the web interface, or one of the apps. There's one available for basically every platform.

https://discordapp.com/

Sign up for an account, then click the invite link here in the thread to join (or click the + sign in the app and copy paste the invite url into the dialog box), then post sick commie memes with us.

After that its basically just a fancy chat room with optional voice.

Thank you kindly comrade

Pochoclo
Feb 4, 2008

No...
Clapping Larry

Spangly A posted:

I've got a lovely day of helping a friend and my sister move, one after the other, in this lovely half arsed sleet so this was a lovely pick me up before my morning coffee


somebody please hire me to write christmas cracker dad jokes

You're hired but it's a zero hour contract and we pay in monster munch

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

TheRat posted:

Desert Storm, NAFTA, Panama coup to name a few

Iran-Contra, and of course head of the CIA during Operation Condor and the height of the Dirty War(s).

Remember when all these things were shocking? Happier times.

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear

Spangly A posted:

why does satan think he's moses?


cause god just sent him a burning bush

:newlol:

Poison Jam posted:

Could somebody do a step by step instruction list for discord and joining the UKMT thing on it please? Preferably written out for an absolute moron because my brain isn’t working today and it took 4 tries to get the pin right to unlock the iPad. Feeling happy today just not that with it I’m afraid

Go on IRC instead :si:

McDragon
Sep 11, 2007

I am here to say White Rabbit and also inflict the thread with the Last Christmas game. I am sorry

pumpinglemma
Apr 28, 2009

DD: Fondly regard abomination.

OwlFancier posted:

Personally the whole point of the crimbo tree is the fairy lights so you could just spend the tree money on more lights and stick them to things.
That means you’re not adding enough tinsel and shiny baubles. If it doesn’t look like a magpie’s wet dream it’s not a proper Christmas tree. :colbert:

His Divine Shadow
Aug 7, 2000

I'm not a fascist. I'm a priest. Fascists dress up in black and tell people what to do.

Gonzo McFee posted:

Do they know it's Brexit time at all?

Happy brexitmas, we made some season swastiskas for you:

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

goddamnedtwisto posted:

Iran-Contra, and of course head of the CIA during Operation Condor and the height of the Dirty War(s).

Remember when all these things were shocking? Happier times.

https://twitter.com/screenslaver/status/1068746852109963264?s=19

Oh dear me
Aug 14, 2012

I have burned numerous saucepans, sometimes right through the metal

pumpinglemma posted:

That means you’re not adding enough tinsel and shiny baubles. If it doesn’t look like a magpie’s wet dream it’s not a proper Christmas tree. :colbert:

This, except that Christmas trees should have lametta, not tinsel. Norway spruces only, for the smell, dripping with lametta on every twiglet.

mrpwase
Apr 21, 2010

I HAVE GREAT AVATAR IDEAS
For the Many, Not the Few



Food opinion police, please report to the UKMT immediately, thank you.

McDragon
Sep 11, 2007

a pox on twiglets

WhatEvil
Jun 6, 2004

Can't get no luck.

Tis' the season to be a hypocrite.

https://twitter.com/RossThomson_MP/status/1068476195669454848

https://twitter.com/andysearson/status/1068842148257300480




FA LA LA LA LA, LA LA gently caress OFF.

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Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes

Oh dear me posted:

dripping with lametta on every twiglet.

is this a sex thing

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

mrpwase posted:

Food opinion police, please report to the UKMT immediately, thank you.

Twiglets can get to gently caress and if you like them so can you :colbert:

Sakurazuka
Jan 24, 2004

NANI?

Twiglets own

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

Sakurazuka posted:

Twiglets own

You heard me! :argh:

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Cheeselets are the true Christmas crisp.

Pochoclo
Feb 4, 2008

No...
Clapping Larry
Pretty sure there's a brit porn where marmite is involved, somewhere

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Banned under BBFC regs because it contains poo poo.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
Twiglets taste of burnt salt

DesperateDan
Dec 10, 2005

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.


On the subject of drink, lidl do a few posher beers for a quid per tin- this orange one is a bit like someone made a shandy with orangina but its 6% and lovely- great work beers

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

DesperateDan posted:

a shandy with orangina
My gut instinct is to be repulsed at this and I'm not sure why, so now I'm intrigued.

CoolCab
Apr 17, 2005

glem

DesperateDan posted:



On the subject of drink, lidl do a few posher beers for a quid per tin- this orange one is a bit like someone made a shandy with orangina but its 6% and lovely- great work beers

huh i wonder if it would pair with a little bit of vanilla vodka

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

christ i fuckin hate tories

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Be fair, if it weren't for his votes there might not even be any foodbanks for him to pose at.

:thermidor:

DesperateDan
Dec 10, 2005

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.

Guavanaut posted:

My gut instinct is to be repulsed at this and I'm not sure why, so now I'm intrigued.

If you like stuff like hoegaarden with the citrus twist this takes it up a few notches


CoolCab posted:

huh i wonder if it would pair with a little bit of vanilla vodka

Only one way to know that comrade

Pesmerga
Aug 1, 2005

So nice to eat you
Check out the ratio on this hot take.

https://twitter.com/stevebarclay/status/1068533485470736384?s=21

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Junior G-man
Sep 15, 2004

Wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma


Met: We should carry more guns out in public in deprived areas. It'll stop crime because reasons.

Most people + Sadiq Kahn: That's fuckin' dumb, don't do that

Met: LOL, doin' it.

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