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mycot
Oct 23, 2014

"It's okay. There are other Terminators! Just give us this one!"
Hell Gem

BrianWilly posted:

Like it's way super great that folks find the gimmick so interesting and wacky or whatever, right up to the part where he instigates twenty pages of the aforementioned rape jokes and calls Parkland shooting victims crisis actors and other such interesting wacky plays to troll for reactions that, yes, I will indeed hella bring up whenever relevant because no one would ever let any other poster including myself hear the end of it if they did stuff like that and rightfully so, kthxbyeee

Yeah it's really weird to me how everyone seems to have forgotten about the crisis actor thing and carried on with the idea that he's a wacky gimmick poster despite that (or maybe because, since it was so beyond the line? Seems like kinda shaky logic to me.)

He is probably better than BravestoftheLamps or Guy Mann though.

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How Wonderful!
Jul 18, 2006


I only have excellent ideas

How Wonderful! posted:

Also this thread isn't for posting about posters so everyone drop it

Whether you hate him or love him or whatever, please find somewhere else to talk about it.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

How Wonderful! posted:

Whether you hate him or love him or whatever, please find somewhere else to talk about it.

Can we talk about Chickencheese?


But really, thanks for being a great mod.

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

Rhyno posted:

Can we talk about Chickencheese?

DCEU chickencheese: You make the sandwich by artfully arranging ingredients everyone was sick of ten years ago. Toast by placing inside a computer that you’re constantly rebooting. Serve with the lights off and a scowl.

FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Anime Deviant
I've been seeing drat commercials about facemasks that have microsilver particles called BoomerNaturals and I can't decide if I'm sickened by the blatant Trumpyfolk marketing or if I'm sickened that they didn't register a mature pornhub studio with that name.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

I don't think Trumpy folks want to even touch facemasks.

BrianWilly
Apr 24, 2007

There is no homosexual terrorist Johnny Silverhand
Rate superhero costumes based on facemask efficiency

FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Anime Deviant

BrianWilly posted:

Rate superhero costumes based on facemask efficiency
Black Manta
IRON MAN
Batman
SPIDERMAN

Roth
Jul 9, 2016

All of them are 0/10 because they can't keep a mask on for long before taking it off to show their face for celebrity recognition.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Roth posted:

All of them are 0/10 because they can't keep a mask on for long before taking it off to show their face for celebrity recognition.

Johnny Storm has a good one, then. Already has the celebrity and no virus is getting through that flame.

BrianWilly
Apr 24, 2007

There is no homosexual terrorist Johnny Silverhand
Batman? :raise:

Madkal
Feb 11, 2008

I believe in all the ways that they say you can lose your body
Fallen Rib

BrianWilly posted:

Rate superhero costumes based on facemask efficiency

Can I do movie super villains because I would nominate Bane from Dark Knight Rises.

Eh! Frank
Mar 28, 2006

Doctor gave me these, I said what are these?
He said that they'll cure an existential type disease

Sometimes Batman

How Wonderful!
Jul 18, 2006


I only have excellent ideas
Starlord can just bop around in space so his mask must be doing something right.

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

I love that not only does Starlord have an outfit that basically lets him fly through space by hitting a button but that like its heavily implied all his poo poo is just second hand salvaged crap. Really puts into perspective the technology gap between Tony Stark and the rest of the universe.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

He probably should have realized he wasn't a normal human when he flew around in space with the top of his head exposed.

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

He was raised on a salvage ship so I guess he had a really poor understanding of how protective human hair is.

Sgt. Politeness
Sep 29, 2003

I've seen shit you people wouldn't believe. Cop cars on fire off the shoulder of I-94. I watched search lights glitter in the dark near the Ambassador Bridge. All those moments will be lost in time, like piss in the drain. Time to retch.
I took the Knowhere scene to be just the edge of the atmosphere and not necessarily full vacuum not that that really helps the science. Is there another space scene where he doesn't have gloves or a hat?

Opopanax
Aug 8, 2007

I HEX YE!!!


I feel like there's a shimmer at one point indicating a force field, pretty sure it does that around

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Retro Futurist posted:

I feel like there's a shimmer at one point indicating a force field, pretty sure it does that around

Starlord seems like the kind of guy who if given the option would protect his face but not mess up the 'do.

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

Aphrodite posted:

He probably should have realized he wasn't a normal human when he flew around in space with the top of his head exposed.

Having the top of your head exposed would not be a problem in space, especially for a short time.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

He owns rocket boots, so he probably did it a lot.

Rev. Bleech_
Oct 19, 2004

~OKAY, WE'LL DRINK TO OUR LEGS!~

Aphrodite posted:

He owns rocket boots

Slippers actually

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




STAC Goat posted:

I love that not only does Starlord have an outfit that basically lets him fly through space by hitting a button but that like its heavily implied all his poo poo is just second hand salvaged crap. Really puts into perspective the technology gap between Tony Stark and the rest of the universe.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

Heh and then Tony climbs Mt Gamora.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




twistedmentat posted:

Heh and then Tony climbs Mt Gamora.

And she is utterly disappointed with him. That whole arc is just "let's dunk on Tony Stark."

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



After recently binging on Parks and Rec I can only see Andy, it's loving weird - esp. when in the 6th season as he was filming GoTG he got super fit and comes back less like a schlub.

Arist
Feb 13, 2012

who, me?


https://twitter.com/DavidAyerMovies/status/1264976357718515719?s=19

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Wasn't the word from that set that Ayer was an abusive rear end in a top hat?

At least the actors like Snyder.

Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.
I just can’t muster any excitement for director’s cuts of movies that are just completely joyless and actively tiring to watch. Even with re-editing everything and stripping the music video score out and putting deleted scenes back in or whatever, the remaining footage is so boring and dated that I can’t imagine any new version being an improvement.

The absolute best case scenario for a Suicide Squad: Director’s Cut is something that would have felt at home in the early/mid-00s desaturated superhero trend and at that point who loving cares?

BrianWilly
Apr 24, 2007

There is no homosexual terrorist Johnny Silverhand
Look if this is the cosmic price I have to pay for a Percy Jackson reboot then what I can really do but pony up

sorry the rest of yall got caught up in my karma I guess.

Eh! Frank
Mar 28, 2006

Doctor gave me these, I said what are these?
He said that they'll cure an existential type disease

Big Mean Jerk posted:

I just can’t muster any excitement for director’s cuts of movies that are just completely joyless and actively tiring to watch. Even with re-editing everything and stripping the music video score out and putting deleted scenes back in or whatever, the remaining footage is so boring and dated that I can’t imagine any new version being an improvement.

The absolute best case scenario for a Suicide Squad: Director’s Cut is something that would have felt at home in the early/mid-00s desaturated superhero trend and at that point who loving cares?

Yeah, I feel zero enthusiasm for Director's Cuts of theses movies. I actually thought the theatrical cuts of JL and SS were entertaining enough (they're lovely movies, but at least they're fun lovely movies), but I feel like a large part of that is due to the post-production butchering both went through, and any kind of director cut would just turn them into the same boring slog that BvS was.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

I wonder if the Ayer cut will still introduce Katana like:

This is Katana. She's got my back. She can cut all of you in half with one sword stroke just like mowing the lawn. I would advise not getting killed by her. Her sword traps the souls of its victims.

How Wonderful!
Jul 18, 2006


I only have excellent ideas
Me introducing my friend, Captain Boomerang: Now HERE'S a guy you've simply GOT to get killed by, you'll flip your poo poo.

Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017

Aphrodite posted:

Wasn't the word from that set that Ayer was an abusive rear end in a top hat?

At least the actors like Snyder.

I've never heard that about Ayer and can't find anything about it with a Google search, but if we're talking about directors with unrealized cuts of superhero movies apparently Josh Trank was a bit of a pill on set.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

Alhazred posted:

And she is utterly disappointed with him. That whole arc is just "let's dunk on Tony Stark."

Yea, I loved it. Rocket warned him though.

Madkal
Feb 11, 2008

I believe in all the ways that they say you can lose your body
Fallen Rib
Ayer probably has a better case for a director cut than Snyder, seeing that the studios pretty much got a trailer company to re-edit the film.

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007

Madkal posted:

Ayer probably has a better case for a director cut than Snyder, seeing that the studios pretty much got a trailer company to re-edit the film.

If Synder is telling the truth the Ayers cut would probably be significantly closer to the final version than the Snyder cut will be.

Kingtheninja
Jul 29, 2004

"You're the best looking guy here."
I didn't read too much about suicide sqaud, would the story really be that different from what we got?

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ImpAtom
May 24, 2007

Kingtheninja posted:

I didn't read too much about suicide sqaud, would the story really be that different from what we got?

Among other things the actual pacing of the film was different and Harley Quinn and the Joker had more screentime/a more complete plot arc. There are other rumors as well but "Leto's Joker and Harley Quinn had an actual plot" is pretty confirmed.

It still is going to be largely the same film with (MAYBE) better pacing/overall structure and more Jared Leto which is a net negative.

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