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1gnoirents posted:think about cats and dogs being forced to lick their assholes 'clean' A dog will lick it's rear end in a top hat because it can. Cats do it because their tongues feel like sandpaper and sandpaper is the best toilet paper.
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Dec 3, 2018 16:38
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Just gently caress around on your phone for an extra five minutes and drip dry op how is this a problem
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Dec 3, 2018 16:41
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Robin Williams posted:I work at a job where I am first contact for people looking for work. I hand them the paperwork from HR and say take a seat and fill this out. What if they leave it smelling of cum, is that points docked or not? Asking for a friend.
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BigBadSteve posted:What if they leave it smelling of cum, is that points docked or not? Yeah thats a no feeling
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Dec 3, 2018 16:57
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Poopy water on your butt is more of a solution really
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Colonel Cancer posted:Poopy water on your butt is more of a solution really I dont ever want to know what this means
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Dec 3, 2018 17:00
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a solution is a homogenized mixture of solids suspended in some liquid. or something like that
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Dec 3, 2018 17:01
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Mozi posted:a solution is a homogenized mixture of solids suspended in some liquid. or something like that Its funny how your words have floeated to the surface so hard
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Dec 3, 2018 17:06
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGXCEpnWC_A
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Dec 3, 2018 17:12
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gently caress. I agree with the thread title. gently caress everything else. Mash that like button, share and subscribe, wipe your rear end Yes.
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Dec 3, 2018 17:18
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What if... the bidet used something dry instead. Like a sandblaster. Yes. I think an assblaster would be a successful product. Gonna call my inventor right away!
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Dec 3, 2018 17:29
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Noblesse Obliged posted:Never use the bidet half-assed  I always go last thing at night before I have my shower and I include in my shower a good power spray of my b-hole area. My anus is immaculate basically One time Italked to a person who said he and his housemates potted a plant in a bidet which seemed like a terrible waste imo
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Dec 3, 2018 17:34
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how do i ensure that my dick and BALLS dont get wet
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Dec 3, 2018 17:45
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Chinatown posted:how do i ensure that my dick and BALLS dont get wet jock strap maybe
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Dec 3, 2018 17:49
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Dont think you need to.
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Dec 3, 2018 18:01
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When I'm in a hotel that has a bidet I like to use it as a little urinal
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Dec 3, 2018 18:18
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I tried a bidet once and now I can’t jerk off without water being squirt up my rear end. Help me.
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Dec 3, 2018 18:21
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"bidet" is an advanced rear end eating technique.
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Dec 3, 2018 18:23
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Chinatown posted:how do i ensure that my dick and BALLS dont get wet Stretch out a huge Magnum condom (similar in size to the one Steve Carrell was shown sticking his whole arm into in the hit comedy The 40 Year Old Virgin) around your penis and testicles before engaging the bidet.
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Dec 3, 2018 18:47
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Dongattack posted:What if you have like squishy, but really stringy shits? Like huge wads of squishy stringy poo poo thats dangling of your anus by the chunks, no way it can handle that.
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Dec 3, 2018 18:54
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I squeegee my rear end with my hands before I use a towel. It's 63 percent more efficient.
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Dec 3, 2018 19:06
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Thanks to tp america was the birthplace of some of the most classic songs, dry gritty tunes like ring of fire and great balls of fire never would have been written with bidets around. Although dripdried bunghole is a drat good band name imo
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Dec 3, 2018 19:17
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Jesus Christ posted:like, you're not making life easier on yourself. You still have to wipe your rear end after the bidet, otherwise you'd have a gross wet butthole. Bidet turns every poop into a one wiper.
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Dec 3, 2018 19:32
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How big of a game changer is a bidet if you have a really hairy rear end? I'm talkin mega bush here. George Herbert Walker Bush. It's huge, the leader of the free world. Will a bidet help me? Or do i just need to nair it again? lmao.
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Dec 3, 2018 19:37
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Razorblades, son. You don't want that nair anywhere near your balls.
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Colonel Cancer posted:Razorblades, son. You don't want that nair anywhere near your balls. That's ironic. I don't want razor blades near my anus.
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vandalism posted:That's ironic. I don't want razor blades near my anus. A razor is not an arrowhead, it won't kill your rear end.
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Dec 3, 2018 19:44
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Hm yeah patting my clean butthole dry is the same as dry wiping poo all over it
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Dec 3, 2018 20:28
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Also I shave my pubes with the same old safety razor I've been shaving my face with for months ya'll motherfuckers are some babies
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Robin Williams posted:Its funny how your words have floeated to the surface so hard hm. i'm not sure i like the implication here
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Dec 3, 2018 20:30
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Moridin920 posted:Also I shave my pubes with the same old safety razor I've been shaving my face with for months ya'll motherfuckers are some babies Nice self-own
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Dec 3, 2018 20:32
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the friction from the rough toilet paper rasping against my puckered rear end in a top hat is the only joy i have and you want to take that away from me?
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Dec 3, 2018 20:46
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Just spending all day on the bidet.
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Dec 3, 2018 20:54
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What's with people who worry about which end of the towel they dried their butt with? If ur butts not clean enough to be near a face get back in the shower
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Dec 3, 2018 21:50
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I'm not done wiping until there is pink on the toilet paper
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I used to rent an old house. I eventually bought and installed a bidet because it seemed cleaner and cheaper than buying tons of toilet paper. It had a little dial for spray pressure marked 1-10. Well, the landlord hadn’t really kept up with the plumbing, and for some reason the water pressure was way higher than it should have been. I thought I would test drive it at the three setting so it wouldn’t be too bad. But because of the high water pressure, it basically power-washed my rear end in a top hat. Terrifying. From then on, we never set it higher than 1. You use less TP but yes you still have to use it or you get wet butt. Using a designated poo poo-water towel is disgusting to me.
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my dog died im sad posted:Just spending all day on the bidet. just bidet'ing my time
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Dr. Gojo Shioji posted:Stretch out a huge Magnum condom (similar in size to the one Steve Carrell was shown sticking his whole arm into in the hit comedy The 40 Year Old Virgin) around your penis and testicles before engaging the bidet. so just put on a condom normally then
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