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as two gardening enthusiasts, we must insist that there will be zero tolerance for "weeding" puns at our nuptuals |
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*on a pig shaped invitation* please join us for our simpsons seasons 2-10 themed wedding bbbq. costumes encouraged. -the families of the bbride and a carrot |
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Dec 3, 2018 21:46
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we both love fantasy and while we haven't seen it yet we think we love game of thrones so that's our theme! also my fiancee's favorite color is red so that's also the theme!
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Dec 3, 2018 21:49
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we're going to have an 18th century themed marriage. the wedding will be normal and modern, but we don't actually like each other very much but are marrying anyway for social and economic reasons |
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Dec 3, 2018 22:48
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hi, future BEST BRIDESMAIDS EVER, welcome to our first ever PLANNING SESH!!!!!!!!!!! okay so some ground rules first off: the theme of this wedding is PARADISE COVE and while we live in the middle of the country far away from any body of water larger than a sewage treatment facility we want everything to be SUPER BEACHY so even though it's winter, girls, get ready to TAN and TONE because i'm putting you all in strapless gowns from the finest of all the stores, David's Bridal. our colors are BEACHY and FUN so sarah, you're going to wear this hot little number in POOL. kerri, since you're my bestie best bff ever, you're going to wear this one (it'll cover up those curves FLAWLESSLY) in CAPRI. sharon, you're only here because mom said i had to be nice to you, so you're going to be on the end in MALIBU which is where i wish you'd loving stayed because i still hate you for that time you told me i looked like i was "finally filling out" but anyway here's your loving swatch. tammie, i barely know you but we were on cheer squad in high school and sorority sisters and one time we banged the same dude so you get to wear this elegant little MATRONLY outfit to cover up your baby bump (grats girl!!!!!!!!!) in SPA so hopefully you can keep your loving chill and not cry hormonally every time something happens because i'm not paying this much for you to ruin the loving airbrush makeup. okay so now we need to talk about HAIRSTYLES. i don't want any of you upstaging me so i'm going for BEACHY WAVES and i'm paying my dog groomer's niece's best friend's cousin ANJILLA to come give me some sweet salt-kissed loveliness, so you all should wear buns. and probably just like not do anything remotely nice. just a loving bun, no rhinestones or hair flowers, don't be extra, sharon.
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Dec 3, 2018 22:57
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this is our judd apatow themed wedding, |
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Dec 3, 2018 23:15
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Dec 3, 2018 23:50
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hamjobs posted:hi, future BEST BRIDESMAIDS EVER, welcome to our first ever PLANNING SESH!!!!!!!!!!! okay so some ground rules first off: holy crap lol
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Dec 4, 2018 01:00
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We had a falling out with our florist so he will no longer be providing flowers for the wedding. We will require all guests to dress as hydrangeas. We encourage the bride's guests to stand along the altar and down the sides of the aisle and the groom's guests to lay tastefully around the bridal table at the reception. |
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Dec 4, 2018 01:44
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Space Taxi posted:We had a falling out with our florist so he will no longer be providing flowers for the wedding. We will require all guests to dress as hydrangeas. We encourage the bride's guests to stand along the altar and down the sides of the aisle and the groom's guests to lay tastefully around the bridal table at the reception. lmao
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Dec 4, 2018 03:43
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Space Taxi posted:We had a falling out with our florist so he will no longer be providing flowers for the wedding. We will require all guests to dress as hydrangeas. We encourage the bride's guests to stand along the altar and down the sides of the aisle and the groom's guests to lay tastefully around the bridal table at the reception. lol
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Dec 4, 2018 03:45
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hamjobs posted:hi, future BEST BRIDESMAIDS EVER, welcome to our first ever PLANNING SESH!!!!!!!!!!! okay so some ground rules first off: I'm thinking you've been invited to be a bridesmaid at some point.
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Dec 4, 2018 04:23
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Robot Made of Meat posted:I'm thinking you've been invited to be a bridesmaid at some point. I own sixteen bridesmaids dresses and that's why I got married at a courthouse.
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Dec 4, 2018 05:20
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Robot Made of Meat posted:I'm thinking you've been invited to be a bridesmaid at some point. it does have a not altogether fictional feel to it, doesn't it? |
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Dec 4, 2018 15:24
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We welcome nearly all manner of costumes and props to our star wars episode 2 themed wedding but please I know you might think it would be a funny joke but please NO SAND!! *nervously side-eyes the Paradise Cove themed wedding planning nearby*
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Dec 4, 2018 17:53
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alnilam posted:We welcome nearly all manner of costumes and props to our star wars episode 2 themed wedding but please I know you might think it would be a funny joke but please NO SAND!! *nervously side-eyes the Paradise Cove themed wedding planning nearby* We cordially invite not just the men, but the women and the children too. |
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Dec 4, 2018 18:34
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google THIS posted:We cordially invite not just the men, but the women and the children too. lol |
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google THIS posted:We cordially invite not just the men, but the women and the children too. 
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Dec 4, 2018 19:17
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going for a batman theme and not inviting my parents because i want to stay in character |
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Dec 4, 2018 20:32
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wedding master: before you stands your bride. She is tall and fair, with medium-length honey blonde hair Bride: champagne Wedding master: huh? Bride: it's champagne blonde, Todd Wedding master: champagne blonde. What do you do? Groom: I put the ring on her finger! Wedding master: make a sleight of Hand check Bride: why does he have to make a skill check if I want him to put it on? Wedding master: uhh... it's a house rule Groom: I rolled a 1 Wedding master: you drop the ring into a Green Slime. You're married to the slime now Bride: what!! Wedding master: you're fuckin the slime Groom: bullshit, Todd Wedding master: you know what?! *slams DM book shut* Rocks fall, everyone dies! Wedding over!
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Dec 4, 2018 22:37
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FutonForensic posted:wedding master: before you stands your bride. She is tall and fair, with medium-length honey blonde hair
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Dec 4, 2018 22:43
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FutonForensic posted:wedding master: before you stands your bride. She is tall and fair, with medium-length honey blonde hair lmao
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Dec 4, 2018 23:29
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canyoneer posted:going for a batman theme and not inviting my parents because i want to stay in character |
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Dec 4, 2018 23:38
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ironically having a traditional 20th century white american themed wedding with a stuffy church, drunk pastor, marriot reception, terrible band, bland catered food, and forced weird traditions like throwing various things and drinking out of a gross shoe |
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Dec 5, 2018 00:24
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hamjobs posted:I own sixteen bridesmaids dresses and that's why I got married at a courthouse. grats girl!!!!!! (lol) |
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Dec 5, 2018 02:06
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This wedding has been rated PG-13 for adult themes, brief nudity, drug use and a moment of fantasy violence.
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Dec 5, 2018 06:56
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canyoneer posted:*on a pig shaped invitation* What's that extra B for?
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bride's dad carries a printer to the altar |
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Dec 5, 2018 20:40
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alright team, huddle up: the theme for this wedding is gonna be FOOTBAAAAAAALLLLLLL WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF GOOOOO BULLDOGS CARRY THOSE RINGS IN YOUR MOUTHS ALL THE WAY DOWN THE AISLE GO GO GO GO GO TOUCHDOWN, THE GROOMSMAN HAS RETRIEVED THE RINGS SUCCESSFULLY
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Dec 5, 2018 22:36
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lol bride charges down the aisle one arm outstretch to the NFL football theme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Y6HTohpjjo |
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Dec 5, 2018 22:41
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26 41 13 HIKE the bride passes the bouquet to the groom who sets it and the father of the bride kicks it toward a field goal constructed of cake while unmarried women attempt to intercept it
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Dec 5, 2018 22:43
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"there's a flag on the procession. illegal cellphone usage on the groom's side. 5 yard penalty, repeat first vow." |
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Dec 5, 2018 22:52
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SciFiDownBeat posted:bride's dad carries a printer to the altar 
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FutonForensic posted:wedding master: before you stands your bride. She is tall and fair, with medium-length honey blonde hair SciFiDownBeat posted:bride's dad carries a printer to the altar |
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Dec 6, 2018 21:14
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our wedding theme is our utter contempt and hatred for the wedding party and each and every guest |
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Dec 6, 2018 21:16
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Manifisto posted:our wedding theme is our utter contempt and hatred for the wedding party and each and every guest instead of toasts we will have political diatribes. the service will be conducted by the right reverend gilbert gottfried. during the reception, our seventh grade son's ska-based cover band will pay tribute to the works of dave matthews. |
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Dec 6, 2018 21:22
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Manifisto posted:instead of toasts we will have political diatribes. the service will be conducted by the right reverend gilbert gottfried. during the reception, our seventh grade son's ska-based cover band will pay tribute to the works of dave matthews. Pick it up pick it up pick it up under the table while dreaming
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Manifisto posted:instead of toasts we will have political diatribes. the service will be conducted by the right reverend gilbert gottfried. during the reception, our seventh grade son's ska-based cover band will pay tribute to the works of dave matthews. |
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canyoneer posted:*on a pig shaped invitation* What does that extra B stand for? |
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Zorblack posted:What does that extra B stand for? Big beautiful |
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