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DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!
Holy poo poo. I just saw pics of Bane Ambrose. That looks so loving lovely lmao

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Tokamak
Dec 22, 2004

Bring Back Roman

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
Good god did Raw lose the draft this year or what. Congrats on winning survivor series tho I guess

RealFoxy
May 11, 2011

I'm not making a fucking QCS thread for this but seriously can we take a harder stance on Kiwifarms freaks like this guy, Jesus Christ seriously, you used to be better at knocking these creeps down. I guess ADTRW mods aren't responsible like GBS mods are.
RAW reeks of when I'm trying to play EWR and booking the undercard that I don't give a poo poo about so I just book the same segment over and over for weeks on end because it draws average ratings

CVagts
Oct 19, 2009

RealFoxy posted:

RAW reeks of when I'm trying to play EWR and booking the undercard that I don't give a poo poo about so I just book the same segment over and over for weeks on end because it draws average ratings

Same but with TEW and I find out that two undercard people have good chemistry, so I just have them in segments together for months even though they don't gain any momentum at all.

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
Oh god Dolph's a face again whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


lol

https://twitter.com/totaldivaseps/status/1069790176375963648

Spiderdrake
May 12, 2001



The saddest thing is realizing the wrestler in the company considered most over by Vince is the one he feeds the least Vince written dialogue to.

Rarity posted:

Oh god Dolph's a face again whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
+1 D name heel, -1 D name heel, math checks out.

I'd joke the people so hype for a Dean heel turn caused this but really we know Vince doesn't listen to feedback

pressedbunny
May 31, 2007

To A Brand New Galaxy
gently caress it, from this point on I'm simply not going to pay attention to anything which doesn't directly involve Becky, Asuka, or Velveteen Dream.
DS9? Raw is Nemesis.

CobiWann
Oct 21, 2009

Have fun!
The Revival were stars in NXT, hence on RAW they must be geeks.

dsriggs
May 28, 2012

MONEY FALLS...

...FROM THE SKY...

...WHENEVER HE POSTS!

DarkstarIV posted:

Also Edge and Christian show will be great just for this segment alone next week:

https://twitter.com/totaldivaseps/status/1069810303985172480

I HOPE that was taped a while ago, because if it's not... oh boy...

rovert
Jun 10, 2013

CobiWann posted:

The Revival were stars in NXT, hence on RAW they must be geeks.

There were a lot of tweets from The Revival and the Bucks about the Revival. Seems like they will be AWE bound eventually.

Wazzu
Feb 28, 2008

Are you sure I'm winning the Rumble? That does'nt seem right.....

DeepDickPizza posted:

Holy poo poo. I just saw pics of Bane Ambrose. That looks so loving lovely lmao

When people said "Mask" I pictured so many types of tryhard mask that were lame.

Somehow it was many times more lame by just being a gas mask that didn't remotely look like it fit.

dsriggs posted:

I HOPE that was taped a while ago, because if it's not... oh boy...

Oh please, like the manufactured rage been ironicly hypocritical for a skit is going to bother anyone.

Wazzu fucked around with this message at 11:11 on Dec 4, 2018

britishbornandbread
Jul 8, 2000

You'll stumble in my footsteps
I actually quite like the Ambrose look.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

rovert posted:

There were a lot of tweets from The Revival and the Bucks about the Revival. Seems like they will be AWE bound eventually.

Please save wrestling, weird rich Pakistani NFL guy.

CobiWann
Oct 21, 2009

Have fun!

Shima Honnou posted:

Please save wrestling, weird rich Pakistani NFL guy.

Ahem. Weird rich Pakistani Premier League guy. :colbert:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

britishbornandbread posted:

I actually quite like the Ambrose look.

I did too, but by the halfway point of the promo it was already feeling kinda ridiculous.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Oh my god that recap just goes on and on.

Tato
Jun 19, 2001

DIRECTIVE 236: Promote pro-social values
Where the gently caress was the PISS?!

Also lol at Dean Ambrose finally getting his heel turn and it's already one of the lamest in recent memory. I'm impressed they took a guy turning on his stable-mate during the same night his other stable-mate revealed his cancer diagnosis and he's already an incredibly nonthreatening, goofy rear end loser who runs from the babyface without tons of help. The stuff the last two weeks with him insulting the crowd is just really, really pathetic stuff that comes off as incredibly desperate. Meanwhile Becky is killing it on the other brand and showing people how to have actual heated programs.

In that Shield documentary they talked about how they advocated for themselves and resisted being broken up, etc. Given how Seth and now Dean have been booked and scripted in their heel turns, I think they need to advocate for themselves a lot, lot more. Unless Dean actually is corny as poo poo and this is his idea of heel work. In which case he needs to build a time machine and go to 1991-92 WCW, where it would still suck but at least he'd fit in.

RealFoxy
May 11, 2011

I'm not making a fucking QCS thread for this but seriously can we take a harder stance on Kiwifarms freaks like this guy, Jesus Christ seriously, you used to be better at knocking these creeps down. I guess ADTRW mods aren't responsible like GBS mods are.
Well, Dean's best work in the indies was perpetually drunk/high Dark Knight Joker knockoff which wasn't the worst thing in the world, but wrestles like a senile Mick Foley in his TNA era. Seth is a workhorse that doesn't know how to slow down but can't cut a good solo promo to save his life. They're doing about as well as they possibly could in the WWE

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


One of the first things Shad Khan did upon buying Fulham was to take down and move their Michael Jackson statue. I would argue he is no better than Vince.

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
Well, Raw happened again. Despite our best efforts.

Saint Freak fucked around with this message at 14:15 on Dec 4, 2018

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

We will destroy Raw, then when it is done and Raw is in ashes, then you have my permission to die.

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

Is Dean working a Bane+Howard Hughes gimmick?

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Shima Honnou posted:

Please save wrestling, weird rich Pakistani NFL guy.

Sugar Blaster
Dec 15, 2004

All ears, all eyes, all the time!
The best part of the Dean turn is the segment they do every week where Corey asks Renee why her husband is all of a sudden acting like a gurgling germ baby who just smelled his first fart and she gets incredulous and defensive about being asked a very logical question because it's not going to lead anywhere and it just makes all three commentators look uncomfortably stupid.

DukeofCA
Aug 18, 2011

I am shocked and appalled.
So did Vince just see Dark Knight Rises or...?

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

Shima Honnou posted:

Please save wrestling, weird rich Pakistani NFL guy.

Hoping for a billionaire to save you from another billionaire is never going to work. Until the Young Bucks seize the means of Superkick production we will forever be shackled to the Exploitive McMahon.

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

The Kimoa Kid posted:

One of the first things Shad Khan did upon buying Fulham was to take down and move their Michael Jackson statue. I would argue he is no better than Vince.

...the statue was hideous

Bigass Moth
Mar 6, 2004

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...
The Bisch working the marks:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2RCT6Li4UQ

rovert
Jun 10, 2013

He clearly had a couple of drinks before the speech.

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

Gonzo McFee posted:

Hoping for a billionaire to save you from another billionaire is never going to work. Until the Young Bucks seize the means of Superkick production we will forever be shackled to the Exploitive McMahon.

The Bucks are self-declared members of the ruling Elite. It's time for a real socialist hero to save us. It's Zack Saber Time.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro



After Candice Michelle this is the second pro wrestling related TEDx talk I've seen in a couple of days.

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

He should have just posted a link to this on the big screen and let people google it on their phones in silence:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FCC_fairness_doctrine

DLC Inc
Jun 1, 2011

that Raw sounds exactly like the last one

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord

DLC Inc posted:

that Raw sounds exactly like the last one

poo poo, he's on to us!

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
So its probably a bit too early to tell, but the official banner for TLC has Dean Ambrose and Seth Rollins on it. And they are the only people on it. Which probably means that match is main eventing. The match with almost no hype and a god awful build.

:psyduck:

Incessant Excess
Aug 15, 2005

Cause of glitch:
Pretentiousness

DarkstarIV posted:

So its probably a bit too early to tell, but the official banner for TLC has Dean Ambrose and Seth Rollins on it. And they are the only people on it. Which probably means that match is main eventing. The match with almost no hype and a god awful build.

:psyduck:

The Corbin/Strowman match was referred as the main event of the ppv on raw, which is an at least as good if not a better indicator.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Why does the face team get to face the heel 3 on 1

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MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Sooooo.

Drew McIntyre's first loss since returning to the main roster...is a clean pin from Dolpg Ziggler in the middle of Raw.

Bad, imo.

Rarity posted:

The Bucks are self-declared members of the ruling Elite. It's time for a real socialist hero to save us. It's Zack Saber Time.

He has a weak and ineffectual neck, only a truly ungovernable one can be trusted for this.

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