NFL Week 14 N/V: Small Hands, No Legs

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nearly killed em!: Aug 5, 2011

It's not like Washington has had a good passing offense that it needs to replicate. They'd probably be best bringing in a guy that can run.

# ? Dec 5, 2018 19:36

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 00:25

Professor Funk: Aug 4, 2008; WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

AJ Green to IR. Obviously.

Could the Bengals consider trading Green this offseason? He's 30 and coming off an injury, so the return might not be as high as it otherwise would be, but the Bengals seem like they could be due for a tear down.

I could see a bunch of teams willing to move a 3rd or something to take on Green.

Professor Funk fucked around with this message at 19:49 on Dec 5, 2018

# ? Dec 5, 2018 19:40

sharknado slashfic: Jun 24, 2011

Man I really thought Billy Volek had starter potential

# ? Dec 5, 2018 20:11

DariusLikewise: Oct 4, 2008; You wore that on Halloween?

Professor Funk posted:

Could the Bengals consider trading Green this offseason? He's 30 and coming off an injury, so the return might not be as high as it otherwise would be, but the Bengals seem like they could be due for a tear down.

I could see a bunch of teams willing to move a 3rd or something to take on Green.

The only way the Bengals move Green is if Marvin Lewis isn't with the Bengals in any capacity next year

# ? Dec 5, 2018 20:12

korrandark: Jan 5, 2009

DariusLikewise posted:

The only way the Bengals move Green is if Marvin Lewis isn't with the Bengals in any capacity next year

So it's not happening.

# ? Dec 5, 2018 20:21

weird Asian candy: Aug 23, 2005; Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

Got drat

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# ? Dec 5, 2018 20:30

a neat cape: Feb 22, 2007; Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

weird Asian candy posted:

Got drat

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Ok so Denver isnt gonna get that last playoff spot

# ? Dec 5, 2018 20:46

a neat cape: Feb 22, 2007; Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

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# ? Dec 5, 2018 21:03

DariusLikewise: Oct 4, 2008; You wore that on Halloween?

The Bucs are the strangest team in the NFL

# ? Dec 5, 2018 21:14

wandler20: Nov 13, 2002; How many Championships?

a neat cape posted:

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10-2
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# ? Dec 5, 2018 21:17

DariusLikewise: Oct 4, 2008; You wore that on Halloween?

wandler20 posted:

https://twitter.com/FieldYates/status/1070338535524327424?s=19

10-2
9-3
11-1
5-7
10-2

#itsabucslife

Like Koetter looks like he should probably be fired, but do you try and keep Todd Monken around? The offense is clearly productive with him running things. What about Jamesis/Fitzpatrick? I guess you give Jamesis another year and draft a dude in the 2nd or 3rd maybe?

# ? Dec 5, 2018 21:24

Henrik Zetterberg: Dec 7, 2007

a neat cape posted:

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Browns bitch.

# ? Dec 5, 2018 21:29

wandler20: Nov 13, 2002; How many Championships?

DariusLikewise posted:

Like Koetter looks like he should probably be fired, but do you try and keep Todd Monken around? The offense is clearly productive with him running things. What about Jamesis/Fitzpatrick? I guess you give Jamesis another year and draft a dude in the 2nd or 3rd maybe?

I have no idea what will happen, plenty will ride on these last few games. The defense has improved so much since they fired Mike Smith. Jameis hasn't turned the ball over in the past two games and they looked good winning those games. If they finish 7 and 9 or 8 and 8 I'd be fine bringing the current staff back. Last 4 games should say a lot (vs. NO, @BAL, @DAL, vs. ATL).

# ? Dec 5, 2018 21:31

Pron on VHS: Nov 14, 2005; Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling

The Chiefs have the most explosive plays in the NFL and they also have the most explosive plays allowed as well, very fun games

# ? Dec 5, 2018 21:32

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

Backup quarterbacking really is a lost art. Where are the Billy Voleks, Seneca Wallaces and Charlie Batchs of this generation?

Kessler, Gabbert, soon Bortles, Foles, Fitzpatrick, uhhh

Mariota coming soon, oh and Brissett

# ? Dec 5, 2018 21:33

Impossibly Perfect Sphere: Nov 6, 2002; They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Intruder posted:

Kessler, Gabbert, soon Bortles, Foles, Fitzpatrick, uhhh

Foles is the only true heir because he's a great backup and he knows it. The other players you named... their reach exceeds their grasp.

e: lol hosed that one up

Impossibly Perfect Sphere fucked around with this message at 21:44 on Dec 5, 2018

# ? Dec 5, 2018 21:38

DariusLikewise: Oct 4, 2008; You wore that on Halloween?

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

Foles is the only true heir because he's a great backup and he knows it. The other players you named... their reach extends their grasp.

Fitzpatrick knows it too, he was saying earlier in the year that he knows he's going to go cold and get benched at some point.

# ? Dec 5, 2018 21:40

GOOD TIMES ON METH: Mar 17, 2006; Fun Shoe

Professor Funk posted:

Could the Bengals consider trading Green this offseason? He's 30 and coming off an injury, so the return might not be as high as it otherwise would be, but the Bengals seem like they could be due for a tear down.

I could see a bunch of teams willing to move a 3rd or something to take on Green.

No and lol at a 3rd

# ? Dec 5, 2018 21:48

Metapod: Mar 18, 2012

Intruder posted:

Kessler, Gabbert, soon Bortles, Foles, Fitzpatrick, uhhh

Mariota coming soon, oh and Brissett

The scared soul praying Mariota is released by the titans

# ? Dec 5, 2018 21:52

sean10mm: Jun 29, 2005; It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

This season Mariota improved basically everything about his passing on paper while the overall offense got way worse.

code:

                                                               
Year    G GS QBrec Cmp% TD% Int% Y/A AY/A  Y/C Rate Sk Yds  Sk%
2017   15 15 9-6-0 62.0 2.9  3.3 7.1  6.2 11.5 79.3 27 173  5.6
2018   11 10 4-6-0 68.6 4.0  2.6 7.9  7.6 11.5 95.0 38 220 12.2

Basically the Titans just confuse me.

sean10mm fucked around with this message at 22:09 on Dec 5, 2018

# ? Dec 5, 2018 22:06

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

Foles is the only true heir because he's a great backup and he knows it. The other players you named... their reach exceeds their grasp.

e: lol hosed that one up

Eh I think Gabbert knows his role by now

Kessler too really. And you caught me pre-Brissett edit I guess unless you think he considers himself a starter

# ? Dec 5, 2018 22:38

No Irish Need Imply: Nov 30, 2008

Professor Funk posted:

Could the Bengals consider trading Green this offseason? He's 30 and coming off an injury, so the return might not be as high as it otherwise would be, but the Bengals seem like they could be due for a tear down.

I could see a bunch of teams willing to move a 3rd or something to take on Green.

100% no

even in a tear down they would keep Green

# ? Dec 5, 2018 23:09

DariusLikewise: Oct 4, 2008; You wore that on Halloween?

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1070438140664532993

#kony2018

# ? Dec 5, 2018 23:10

Metapod: Mar 18, 2012

sean10mm posted:

This season Mariota improved basically everything about his passing on paper while the overall offense got way worse.

code:

                                                               
Year    G GS QBrec Cmp% TD% Int% Y/A AY/A  Y/C Rate Sk Yds  Sk%
2017   15 15 9-6-0 62.0 2.9  3.3 7.1  6.2 11.5 79.3 27 173  5.6
2018   11 10 4-6-0 68.6 4.0  2.6 7.9  7.6 11.5 95.0 38 220 12.2

Basically the Titans just confuse me.

Interior line regressed and a lack of playmakers

# ? Dec 5, 2018 23:14

Grittybeard: Mar 29, 2010; Bad, very bad!

Metapod posted:

Interior line regressed and a lack of playmakers

Part of this is the line but that jump in sack percentage makes me think he's being coached to hold on to the ball more if things aren't perfect.

It could also just be regression or a bad season itself I guess, but that's a big loving jump (and a real bad sack %).

# ? Dec 5, 2018 23:29

Power of Pecota: Aug 4, 2007; Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!

Intruder posted:

Kessler, Gabbert, soon Bortles, Foles, Fitzpatrick, uhhh

Mariota coming soon, oh and Brissett

Matt Cassel

# ? Dec 6, 2018 01:12

Play: Apr 25, 2006; Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Ehud posted:

https://twitter.com/allbrightnfl/status/1070185543772717056?s=21

The Raiders are also the most cash-poor team in the entire NFL with Davis registering his wealth (probably inaccurately) at "only" 500 million. He also is indebted to Bank of America I think for like several hundred million, and they will own the team if he goes insolvent. So you could see how there could be some cash flow issues when it comes to contracts the size of Mack's.

# ? Dec 6, 2018 01:23

sean10mm: Jun 29, 2005; It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

Grittybeard posted:

Part of this is the line but that jump in sack percentage makes me think he's being coached to hold on to the ball more if things aren't perfect.

It could also just be regression or a bad season itself I guess, but that's a big loving jump (and a real bad sack %).

Even his rookie year when the team was just trash he wasn't sacked nearly that much. It's seriously nutso bad out of nowhere.

# ? Dec 6, 2018 01:30

Chris James 2: Aug 9, 2012

https://twitter.com/schadjoe/status/1070437032198135808

# ? Dec 6, 2018 01:34

TITTIEKISSER69: Mar 19, 2005; SAVE THE BEES
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weird Asian candy posted:

Got drat

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Kelvin Benjamin, come on down!

# ? Dec 6, 2018 02:08

Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

weird Asian candy posted:

Got drat

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1070398602089037824

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# ? Dec 6, 2018 02:13

The Wild Man of YOLO: Apr 20, 2004; A little cross-country, gentlemen?

Chris James 2 posted:

https://twitter.com/schadjoe/status/1070437032198135808

Just in time to face the Patriots, you say? :thunk:

# ? Dec 6, 2018 02:15

a neat cape: Feb 22, 2007; Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

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:ohdear:

# ? Dec 6, 2018 02:24

Ches Neckbeard: Dec 3, 2005; You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

Myles Garrett confirmed Nickleback fan. How long till he's suspended?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlZgQGWSvN8&t=41s

# ? Dec 6, 2018 02:37

OBR: Apr 9, 2009

Play posted:

He also is indebted to Bank of America I think for like several hundred million, and they will own the team if he goes insolvent.

I thought you cannot use team as collateral per league rules?

# ? Dec 6, 2018 03:42

Thaddius the Large: Jul 5, 2006; It's in the five-hole!

Ches Neckbeard posted:

Myles Garrett confirmed Nickleback fan. How long till he's suspended?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlZgQGWSvN8&t=41s

The NFL is pro-Nickleback, as shown by their refusing to replace that (Canadian) group�s halftime show with (Detroit native) Mayer Hawthorne for the Detroit Thanksgiving game like 8 years ago despite an internet petition begging them to do so NOT THAT IM BITTER

# ? Dec 6, 2018 03:49

iwentdoodie: Apr 29, 2005; 🤗YOU'RE WELCOME🤗

OBR posted:

I thought you cannot use team as collateral per league rules?

Hard to own a team when broke, I suppose.

But yeah it would go up for general sale, they wouldn't approve a bank as an owner. Somehow not evil and racist enough.

# ? Dec 6, 2018 03:57