Stoner Sloth posted:

Ooooh I have an idea!

Let's harness the power of the flame to great purpose alright, a way that will be remembered by the local populace for years to come!

Let's use it to generate free power for the local citizens to heat their homes, provide for their families and otherwise help out as many people as we can - basically drive huge steam turbines with it and give the people light, warmth and a reliable source of hot water!