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butt dickus posted:I have a full bath in the basement. that's not a toilet idiot GWBBQ posted:100% serious post. One of my friends moved into an apartment with a setup like this when she got married, and the bottom half of the staircase retracted when you flipped a switch in the kitchen. When they bought the place, it was billed as a wine cellar, and they used it to store off-season stuff as they were both outdoorsy-types and it was nice to have a place in the apartment to store kayaks, camping gear, and the like. She and her husband were concerned about the fact that there was no apparent way to get out if you accidentally got locked in there, and I told them I would be glad to wire up a three-way switch so there was a way to get out in case someone accidentally got stuck. 
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All those boxes were full of trapped ghosts op. You didn't see them escape because the lights were on, but now...
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butt dickus posted:Sorry, guys. I have some paintings abandoned in a house I rented. Does anyone know how to tell if art is cursed/haunted?
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Dec 6, 2018 05:44
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You're hosed mate
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Banana Republican posted:I have some paintings abandoned in a house I rented. Does anyone know how to tell if art is cursed/haunted? All art is cursed.
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Dec 6, 2018 08:32
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Burn the paintings. If the flames turn black, they were haunted
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But then, the haunting will be free, and you will be hosed up
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GWBBQ posted:100% serious post. One of my friends moved into an apartment with a setup like this when she got married, and the bottom half of the staircase retracted when you flipped a switch in the kitchen. When they bought the place, it was billed as a wine cellar, and they used it to store off-season stuff as they were both outdoorsy-types and it was nice to have a place in the apartment to store kayaks, camping gear, and the like. She and her husband were concerned about the fact that there was no apparent way to get out if you accidentally got locked in there, and I told them I would be glad to wire up a three-way switch so there was a way to get out in case someone accidentally got stuck. Did they sue the agents for misrepresenting the property? Cause they fuckin ought've
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jemand posted:All those boxes were full of trapped ghosts op. You didn't see them escape because the lights were on, but now... Yep, it's this. Called it, OP. Ghosts are invisible so the boxes would look empty but things are about to get freaky.
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Dec 6, 2018 10:43
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C'mon OP you could have at least put your childhood photos in one of the boxes for a photo op or something creepy like that.
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Dec 6, 2018 10:55
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It's a true Christmas miracle. You should put some weird poo poo in those containers then put everything back the way you found it, for the next guy.
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Dec 6, 2018 10:57
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Just a couple of extra glossy prints of the goatman, alongside with some gibberish about the Scarlet Eye looking back and touching the back of your skull. Give those post apocalyptic scavengers in 2060 something to look at!
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butt dickus posted:Sorry, guys. drat it, you should have just lied to us and put SOMETHING in the box. 
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Dec 6, 2018 13:51
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It's not all bad OP. Now you have a convenient time out location to threaten your future children with. Just hope this thread never makes it to CPS and you have an effective deterrent well into their teens.
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Dec 6, 2018 14:13
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I 5'ed. Only hidden thing I got is a mostly redundant light switch built inside of a storage closet.
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Should have gone out and gotten, like, a big mac and put it in the box and just posted "?" after taking the photo
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communism bitch posted:Did they sue the agents for misrepresenting the property? There's a section of my town that was at one point a dumping ground for industrial waste. Decades later they build houses, a soccer field, and two schools on top of it. Unsurprisingly this because a controversy a little under 15 years ago when lots of people in that neighborhood got all seemed to have cancer and then they built and were opening the middle school on the land that was the soccer field. The neighborhood was confirmed to be contaminated with carcinogens. There were protests and things but it didn't delay anything for long and the school both opened and operates to this day. Recently I came across a young woman who was very happy about her and her husband just buying a house in that neighborhood. Realtors don't give a gently caress if there's something wrong with the place.
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So OP's plan is to: Step 1: Obtain child Step 2: Place child in dark hole ??
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put your harry potter in there
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Ornamental Dingbat posted:So OP's plan is to:
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now you have a perfect place to set up your doomsday machine.
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MajorPain posted:It's not all bad OP. Now you have a convenient time out location to threaten your future children with. Just hope this thread never makes it to CPS and you have an effective deterrent well into their teens. Do you wanna get wizards? Cuz that's how you end up with wizards.
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butt dickus posted:That was only if there were valuables. Once I went down there I found the flaw with my plan. You can pull out a pin and lift the lower portion of the stairs to escape. You can glue the pin in
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Dec 6, 2018 19:24
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that's weird, it was locked from the inside before you took the step off?
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that was a very good thread title
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Hugh Malone posted:that's weird, it was locked from the inside before you took the step off?
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DropsySufferer posted:drat it, you should have just lied to us and put SOMETHING in the box. This is such an obvious move to make if you find nothing, at least for a laugh before coming clean, I can’t help but think the OP actually found a drug stash, panicked and said oops nothing to see here.
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butt dickus posted:Yeah but you can reach the pin from outside after lifting the tread if you know where it is. I think it was added afterwards. I didn't actually need to cut that board out. naw, but that's cool it has the kind of hatch I pictured in my head
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so op what you're saying is (giggling madly) you have—pffft hahaha, you have stairs in your house?? lmao
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butt dickus posted:Yeah but you can reach the pin from outside after lifting the tread if you know where it is. I think it was added afterwards. I didn't actually need to cut that board out. haha owned But for real stuff a bunch of creepy random stuff in there and spraypaint poo poo on the walls for the next person
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Dec 6, 2018 23:40
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Nice, you’ve got somewhere to keep your m&ms now.
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Zidrooner posted:I can’t help but think the OP actually found a drug stash, panicked and said oops nothing to see here. I thought the same thing. OP is holding out on us (for good reason tho).
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list that space on airbnb
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If you're in the Bay Area OP, you can rent that out for 1200/mo easy.
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Rad-daddio posted:If you're in the Bay Area OP, you can rent that out for 1200/mo easy. I've seen worse 
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Mooey Cow posted:Each of those boxes will have like ten ghosts in them. OP is hosed now if he really let all the ghosts out
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If you look at the boxes it's obviously four ghosts per box idiots
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Do I need archives for the Groverhouse thread?
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CPL593H posted:There's a section of my town that was at one point a dumping ground for industrial waste. Decades later they build houses, a soccer field, and two schools on top of it. Unsurprisingly this because a controversy a little under 15 years ago when lots of people in that neighborhood got all seemed to have cancer and then they built and were opening the middle school on the land that was the soccer field. The neighborhood was confirmed to be contaminated with carcinogens. There were protests and things but it didn't delay anything for long and the school both opened and operates to this day. Port Hope, Love Canal, or other?
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Jesustheastronaut! posted:It's a true Christmas miracle. Cmon OP salvage the thread with a homebrew oubliette
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