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Hellsau: Jan 14, 2010; NEVER FUCKING TAKE A NIGHT OFF CLAN WARS.

Code Jockey posted:

haha owned

But for real stuff a bunch of creepy random stuff in there and spraypaint poo poo on the walls for the next person

buy a skeleton and put in there on a lazy boy wearing a beer hat and pointed at a little television

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Vim Fuego: Jun 1, 2000; I LITERALLY SLEEP IN A RACING CAR. DO YOU?
p.s. ask me about my subscription mattress; Ultra Carp

Banana Republican posted:

Cmon OP salvage the thread with a homebrew oubliette

Homebrewbliette

# ? Dec 7, 2018 10:49

Pladdicus: Aug 13, 2010

goddamnit op, when you discover there's nothing you need to vanish for a few days and come up with a goddamn cross world arg puzzle adventure for us. you could have saved sa with a bit of effort you KNOB.

that or if you discover there's something I suppose you might pretend there's nothing then BAM

FINGATS

# ? Dec 7, 2018 12:26

Moon Atari: Dec 26, 2010

Were those empty styrofoam boxes a prepper thing? I feel like they are food packaging.

# ? Dec 7, 2018 13:15

butt dickus: Jul 7, 2007; top ten juiced up coaches
and the top ten juiced up players

Moon Atari posted:

Were those empty styrofoam boxes a prepper thing? I feel like they are food packaging.

Pretty sure they were for china. When I first looked at the house it was absolutely packed full of the stuff. I have no idea how they got it all out as fast as they did, there were thousands of pieces.

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super sweet best pal: Nov 18, 2009

Once again, Dracula's castle slips through our fingers.

# ? Dec 7, 2018 14:30

CPL593H: Oct 28, 2009; I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.

Metaline posted:

Port Hope, Love Canal, or other?

I can't believe someone actually named a town "Love Canal".

# ? Dec 7, 2018 18:22

GORDON: Jan 1, 2006; by Fluffdaddy

CPL593H posted:

I can't believe someone actually named a town "Love Canal".

"Pussy Town" was already taken by a place in Maine.

# ? Dec 7, 2018 18:42

Moridin920: Nov 15, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

CPL593H posted:

I can't believe someone actually named a town "Love Canal".

# ? Dec 7, 2018 19:00

GWBBQ: Jan 2, 2005

communism bitch posted:

Did they sue the agents for misrepresenting the property?
Cause they fuckin ought've

This was about 8 years ago and nobody thought of recommending that back then. They're now divorced and my friend is living in a house without a horrific history; nobody I know is in contact with her ex-husband, but statistically speaking I doubt that wherever he's living has a rape dungeon because the divorce was no-fault and he was not a child molester or rapist.

# ? Dec 8, 2018 04:04

CPL593H: Oct 28, 2009; I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.

The local tourism committee would like to give you all our most sincere welcome to Downtown Poundtown.

# ? Dec 8, 2018 04:39

sb hermit: Dec 13, 2016

butt dickus posted:

I have an educated guess as to what's in there but I don't want to spoil the surprise. If it helps, I have the following inventory:
pry bar (long)
pry bar (short)
circular saw
reciprocating saw
hammers
whiskey
boring-rear end regular saw
some wrenches i guess
cordless drill
oscillating/vibrating wood cutting thing
angle grinder
weed

I would prefer to destroy my stairs as little as possible.

> drink whiskey

> smoke weed

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sb hermit: Dec 13, 2016

voted 5

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