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Me: "Can I get a grande white chocolate mocha? In a house mug, please. They really class up the experience." [fake laugh] Barrista: [laughs along] Me: "And I need as much of that as I can get. Especially as I'm drinking white chocolate" Barriata: Stops laughing. Looks down at the counter, and stares there for the rest of the convo. Titters nervously. Weird
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god it must suck being you, just like, in general, far beyond the confines of this thread
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Dec 6, 2018 21:08
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You're like school on Saturday OP.
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Dec 6, 2018 21:11
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Wow, is this gbs or fyad
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Dec 6, 2018 21:16
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I young Starbucks barista told me that he liked my "fit" the other day. And I was like  He meant outFIT. And I was like "OH, yeah. Old Navy."Fuckin earned hellal kewl points that day, my dude!
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Dec 6, 2018 21:17
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When the barrista asks you for your name, tell them it's easier for you to spell it. Then write "Abcde" and tell them it's pronounced just like it's spelled.
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Dec 6, 2018 21:17
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big nipples big life posted:You're like school on Saturday OP. 
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Dec 6, 2018 21:18
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Shove bacon up your rear end, then poo poo it into my mouth, strips of it all dangling like my head is going through a diarrhea car wash.
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Dec 6, 2018 21:19
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Hey bub either make my coffee or POUND SAND!!!!
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Dec 6, 2018 21:19
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Barrista: R-r-right away. Burns fingers. Squirms nervously because they put the wrong syrup, but dont know how to fix it
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Dec 6, 2018 21:22
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Do people that work at Starbucks drink coffee all day? They must be WIRED
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Dec 6, 2018 21:26
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*farts loudly*
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Dec 6, 2018 21:31
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A_Bug_That_Thinks posted:Wow, is this gbs or fyad It is Gbs, op. Fyad is more pink
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Dec 6, 2018 21:32
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Kak posted:*farts loudly* *huffs fart*
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Dec 6, 2018 21:37
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This is a thread for the ages good job op 10 out of a possible 10 really nice congrats your a winner
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Dec 6, 2018 21:41
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im osrry veryone is being mean to you OP i voted 5 to make up for it!! (:
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Dec 6, 2018 21:42
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A_Bug_That_Thinks posted:Wow, is this gbs or fyad I beg you, for not just the good of the forums, but for YOUR own good ... Stop posting!!!
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Dec 6, 2018 21:44
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your friend a dog posted:I beg you, for not just the good of the forums, but for YOUR own good ... Stop posting!!!    I don't know if OP can come back from that!
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Dec 6, 2018 21:47
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the OP is my friend < >
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Dec 6, 2018 21:49
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Evil Agita posted:Do people that work at Starbucks drink coffee all day? They must be WIRED i worked at starbucks for 5 weeks and one of the dudes i worked marked out 20 shots of espresso at the beginning of every shift and would just gradually make them for himself over the course of 6 hours or whatever.
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Dec 6, 2018 21:53
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im the tall americano they warned you about 
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Dec 6, 2018 21:54
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I wanna order off the SECRET MENU
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Dec 6, 2018 21:57
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQdP_NC4EtY
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Nooner posted:the OP is my friend < then you must die too, nooner
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Nooner posted:the OP is my friend < A single, perfect tear
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It was at this same Starbucks, I remember.... I came into the 'bucks, and it was totally changed. I asked the barrista about it, and he was like "Oh yeah, they tries to make it a lot less comfortable. The regional superintendent was worried about people...loitering here, you know what I mean?" This was right after that business with the all the stores cloaing to train people to be racially sensitive. Theres a black man sitting at the table right behind me doing his homework, and this guy in front of me is smirking and wiggling his eyebrows like his face is trying to take flight. I was just like, uhhhh
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they make the breakfast sanwiches at 5am and then it just sits there for the rest of the day  i thought they made u a fresh one in the back but no
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Dec 6, 2018 22:23
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bring back old gbs posted:they make the breakfast sanwiches at 5am and then it just sits there for the rest of the day those are the display sandwiches the ones you buy are in plastic in a fridge, they microwave it
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Dec 6, 2018 22:25
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im gonna call in a huge complicated order and not pick it up and then come in tomorrow at the same time expecting the order to be done 
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Dec 6, 2018 22:25
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Another starbucks thread
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Dec 6, 2018 22:26
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bring back old gbs posted:they make the breakfast sanwiches at 5am and then it just sits there for the rest of the day what the gently caress
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Dec 6, 2018 22:26
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Starbucks sucks poo poo op, respect yourself and get some good coffee.
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Dec 6, 2018 22:27
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Dec 6, 2018 22:29
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Good Barrista, I require one Pumpkin Spice Frappuccino crafted to my particular needs and unique desires. Should I receive anything less than absolute perfection, I shall take my future business to Tully's. - 
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Dec 6, 2018 22:29
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I look the barista in the eye and order a CARAMEL MACCHIATO and start laughing hysterically
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Dec 6, 2018 22:30
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*plops a dictionary on the counter* find the word "venti" in there. ill wait.
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Dec 6, 2018 22:33
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numberoneposter posted:*plops a dictionary on the counter* "From venti veni vici, Latin for 'I came'". bradzilla posted:op, respect yourself Wow so many posting stars coming into the thread to be my friend
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Dec 6, 2018 22:35
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My Starbucks barista is an adorable goth girl and I don’t want to intimidate her I just want to listen to sad metal songs with her
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Dec 6, 2018 22:37
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your friend a dog posted:I beg you, for not just the good of the forums, but for YOUR own good ... Stop posting!!! Sometimes when certain goons don't like you Its a good thing A compliment, OP
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GIVE ME THE loving BATHROOM CODE IM ABOUT TO poo poo MY PANTS
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