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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
I mean, I don't want to brag or anything but I'm pretty smart. You may be surprised but sometimes being smart isn't so easy. Like, Einstein was smart but was incessantly made fun of for his love of big fat women. Some jealous people just can't deal with someone that has Einstein and mine ability to think good. Imagine, if you small brains can imagine such a thing, what it would be like to not be an idiot. Can you do it. That's what I feel like all the time. Totally not an idiot. An example:

This is an idiot:


This is someone cool and smart like me:


Can you submomeguloids see the subtle differences? I know you guys are the Highlights for Kids to my Reader's Digest but surely you can understand that there is a distinct difference between me and Einstein and you inferiors. Perhaps another example is in order.

This is you:


This is me:


In this thread you can ask questions of me that you dunces need answers to. You can also tell me how smart I am. Also, if you want I guess I could like, I don't know, do some cool maths or something.

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Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

pity reply

A_Bug_That_Thinks
Mar 16, 2011


ASK ME ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE BIG SAGGY POKEMON TITS
I also like big, fat women

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

I don't need pity from some feeble-minded peasant.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

A_Bug_That_Thinks posted:

I also like big, fat women

You are in good company.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
If you so smart, how come you’re titties don’t make ice cream? :thunk:

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

If you so smart, how come you’re titties don’t make ice cream? :thunk:

https://food-hacks.wonderhowto.com/how-to/make-homemade-breast-milk-ice-cream-the-easiest-recipe-0125510/

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Omg :barf:

Mnoba
Jun 24, 2010
op bobcat goldwthwait has a masters in chemistry lmao

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Mnoba posted:

op bobcat goldwthwait has a masters in chemistry lmao

A masters? What a dumbass. I have a super-doctorate in all subjects from the Devry Institute.

A_Bug_That_Thinks
Mar 16, 2011


ASK ME ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE BIG SAGGY POKEMON TITS

Literally A Person posted:

You are in good company.

But really though, theres nothing more beatiful than woman who is more than just 'meaty'. Once the line is crossed onto 'fat', a line is crossed into heaven. Like, my ideal woman would probably be Rene Zellwegger from Bridget Jones's Diary

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
most people only use 5% of their brain. using my patented method you can unlock the other 105% (because you can give 110% total). it's easy with five simple steps. act now

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
It's something I don't have to worry about, op

Cyberpope v2
Oct 26, 2002

by Lowtax
I'd rather be Bobcat Goldthwaite than Jordan Peterson, but maybe thats just me.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Cyberpope v2 posted:

I'd rather be Bobcat Goldthwaite than Jordan Peterson, but maybe thats just me.

I'd rather have microcephaly than be either of those twits.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Literally A Person posted:

I'd rather have microcephaly than be either of those twits.

The small head is in your pants

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
Didn't that sword guy actually get seriously hurt? Like a big gash in his stomach?

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Who What Now posted:

Didn't that sword guy actually get seriously hurt? Like a big gash in his stomach?

Yes.

That is a contributing factor in regards to what makes him an idiot.

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
Way to out urself as a genius, OP!! :owned:

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


What kind of monster truck does god drive?

WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009
i miss 8 bit scholar

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Linux Pirate posted:

What kind of monster truck does god drive?

A lifted short-bus because God is retard in comparison to me.

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008



Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


Literally A Person posted:

A lifted short-bus because God is retard in comparison to me.

Woah

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

I know, dude.

macdonal hamborkles
Mar 29, 2010

Twerk it good!
You're doing the lords work my friend, thinking all the thougyts so simpletons like me can carry on with the shtuping

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

macdonal hamborkles posted:

You're doing the lords work my friend, thinking all the thougyts so simpletons like me can carry on with the shtuping

Thank you.

It's about time someone gave me the recognition I so deserve.

beer gas canister
Oct 30, 2007

shmups are da best come play some shmups they're cheap and good and you like them
Plaster Town Cop
David Byrne is doing hella science there

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Stark Fist posted:

David Byrne is doing hella science there

You are not doing science if you wear a big suit. A big suit is not science. Philistines.

The Saucer Hovers
May 16, 2005

what part of the coast do you live on OP im gonna come squat in your shop

Mimesweeper
Mar 11, 2009

Smellrose
please go back to trying to break into fyad, op. you almost made it, believe in yourself

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
It doesn't take a brain genius

-me giving investment advice at holiday dinners

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
feed your brain- eat a book

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

Mozi posted:

feed your brain- eat a book

Feed your human, eat a brain.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

The Saucer Hovers posted:

what part of the coast do you live on OP im gonna come squat in your shop

As a BRAIN GENIUS I know better than to answer that question.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Mimesweeper posted:

please go back to trying to break into fyad, op. you almost made it, believe in yourself

My intellect is too vast to be housed in a single forum.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

A_Bug_That_Thinks posted:

I also like big, fat women

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler
It's harder being a penis genius

So I've heard

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Dixville posted:

It's harder being a penis genius

So I've heard

:hmmyes:

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Node
May 20, 2001

KICKED IN THE COOTER
:dings:
Taco Defender
Imma tarded :saddowns:

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