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Internet Kraken
Apr 24, 2010

slightly amused
The "cool" thing about Nazis in videogames is they are usually really incompetent and easy to enrage.

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Firstborn
Oct 14, 2012

i'm the heckin best
yeah
yeah
yeah
frig all the rest
This game looks way too ambitious. I'm going to pick it up if it's $30, but ...

1001 Arabian dicks
Sep 16, 2013

EVE ONLINE IS MY ENTIRE PERSONALITY BECAUSE IM A FRIENDLESS SEMILITERATE LOSER WHO WILL PEDANTICALLY DEMAND PROOF FOR BASIC THINGS LIKE GRAVITY OR THE EXISTENCE OF SELF. ASK ME ABOUT CHEATING AT TARKOV BECAUSE, WELL, SEE ABOVE

Internet Kraken posted:

The "cool" thing about Nazis in videogames is they are usually really incompetent and easy to enrage.

they're actually really good at games because all they do is sit around and play video games their whole lives

awox
Aug 21, 2015
luv2club



Apparently the devs misconfigured their servers, so here is the map the game uses, enjoy

Hammerstein
May 6, 2005

YOU DON'T KNOW A DAMN THING ABOUT RACING !

RocketRaygun posted:

nah they are mostly nazis. I bet we'll see many swastika sails

Great, when they find out I'm Austrian they will make me their Führer. And then we can steal all their stuff!

1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

Here's to the new us.

Hammerstein posted:

Great, when they find out I'm Austrian they will make me their Führer. And then we can steal all their stuff!

I mean, if you could put up with spouting Nazi rhetoric for a few months...

Mr. Pickles
Mar 19, 2014



What day is this, wtf.

Givin
Jan 24, 2008
Givin of the Internet Hates You
It's release day! Again!

1001 Arabian dicks
Sep 16, 2013

EVE ONLINE IS MY ENTIRE PERSONALITY BECAUSE IM A FRIENDLESS SEMILITERATE LOSER WHO WILL PEDANTICALLY DEMAND PROOF FOR BASIC THINGS LIKE GRAVITY OR THE EXISTENCE OF SELF. ASK ME ABOUT CHEATING AT TARKOV BECAUSE, WELL, SEE ABOVE

Givin posted:

It's release day! Again!

third time's the charm

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

forge
Feb 26, 2006
Forecast 0% chance of release.

xanif
Nov 3, 2010

Beer: Who was your first kill, not counting old men?
Eonwe: One of the outlaws in the Brotherhood.
Seraph84: I was there that day. You were only a squire, sixteen years old.
Eonwe: You killed Friendly Tumour with a counter-post. Best move I ever saw.
Oven Wrangler
I'm pumped.

Is everyone else pumped?

I'm so pumped.

Diogines
Dec 22, 2007

Beaky the Tortoise says, click here to join our choose Your Own Adventure Game!

Paradise Lost: Clash of the Heavens!

This is hilarious and free entertainment to boot. I get to watch this trainwreck occur right before Christmas and it cost me nothing!

FileNotFound
Jul 17, 2005


Diogines posted:

This is hilarious and free entertainment to boot. I get to watch this trainwreck occur right before Christmas and it cost me nothing!

I can't wait for it to release and totally not work.

Watching the official discord meltdowns was outstanding entertainment.

I am also impressed by the number of tools already released for an unreleased game...kinda blows my mind:

https://www.servicecards.co.uk/outrage/map2.php

Map with a route time calculator for an unreleased game...

Diogines
Dec 22, 2007

Beaky the Tortoise says, click here to join our choose Your Own Adventure Game!

Paradise Lost: Clash of the Heavens!

I have a soft spot in my heart for true open-world MMOs where you do not have loading screens and can seamlessly go from one end of the world to the other. Most MMOs are terrible, but then again most games are terrible. My favorite MMOs ever however, all had this feature in it, I think it is a really important design element.

Still, just like you all I do expect it is going to be a dumpster fire. But hey, if we set our expectations low we can still be pleasantly surprised!

FileNotFound
Jul 17, 2005


Diogines posted:

Still, just like you all I do expect it is going to be a dumpster fire. But hey, if we set our expectations low we can still be pleasantly surprised!

I have had a fantastic time playing bad games with goons - Hello friends form Empyrion, Worlds Adrift and Sea of Thieves.

LITERALLY MY FETISH
Nov 11, 2010


Raise Chris Coons' taxes so that we can have Medicare for All.

FileNotFound posted:

I have had a fantastic time playing bad games with goons - Hello friends form Empyrion, Worlds Adrift and Sea of Thieves.

SoT just got a big update and now it's what it probably should have been at launch. New area with volcano stuff and more rewarding voyages, skull forts are pretty much always up on every server because all of them can be active, skull forts are worth more because of the super keg, npc ships doing tony hawk tricks off of islands, skeleton fleets, rowboats, the kraken is actually dangerous and drops loot, giant sharks that drop loot, etc.

Also cargo runs for if you wanna just do some eurotrucking.

If you just want to play a pirate game it's v good now.

RocketRaygun
Nov 7, 2015



FileNotFound posted:

I can't wait for it to release and totally not work.

Watching the official discord meltdowns was outstanding entertainment.

I am also impressed by the number of tools already released for an unreleased game...kinda blows my mind:

https://www.servicecards.co.uk/outrage/map2.php

Map with a route time calculator for an unreleased game...

Wait until you see what we've got cooking in the goon discord :science:

FileNotFound
Jul 17, 2005


LITERALLY MY FETISH posted:



If you just want to play a pirate game it's v good now.

I don't understand. If it's very good now - why would you think I'd be interested given my previous post? :colbert:

Firstborn
Oct 14, 2012

i'm the heckin best
yeah
yeah
yeah
frig all the rest
No streamers have those early keys, huh? That's a good sign.

xanif
Nov 3, 2010

Beer: Who was your first kill, not counting old men?
Eonwe: One of the outlaws in the Brotherhood.
Seraph84: I was there that day. You were only a squire, sixteen years old.
Eonwe: You killed Friendly Tumour with a counter-post. Best move I ever saw.
Oven Wrangler

LITERALLY MY FETISH posted:

If you just want to play a pirate game it's v good now.

This is bad game thread. Take that poo poo to a good game thread.

Some people...

TheDarkAvenger
Mar 10, 2005

All she's got isn't good enough! What else ya got?

Firstborn posted:

No streamers have those early keys, huh? That's a good sign.

According to several Reddit posts there are several streamers who have keys but they haven’t unlocked the download yet.

I’m skeptical but they showed some screenshots so eh.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Firstborn posted:

No streamers have those early keys, huh? That's a good sign.

Shroud says he has a key but he's not able to install it from Steam yet :shrug:

30.5 Days
Nov 19, 2006
Streamers are expected to be let in at nine pacific. The game release has been delayed until tomorrow.

1001 Arabian dicks
Sep 16, 2013

EVE ONLINE IS MY ENTIRE PERSONALITY BECAUSE IM A FRIENDLESS SEMILITERATE LOSER WHO WILL PEDANTICALLY DEMAND PROOF FOR BASIC THINGS LIKE GRAVITY OR THE EXISTENCE OF SELF. ASK ME ABOUT CHEATING AT TARKOV BECAUSE, WELL, SEE ABOVE
hahahahahaifiauhwg89a4wghae

awox
Aug 21, 2015
luv2club
DELAYED AGAIN, LOL

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4
Looking forward to the grand rerereopening

FileNotFound
Jul 17, 2005


awox posted:

DELAYED AGAIN, LOL

This is amazing. Thank you for the heads up, off the the official discord to laugh at all the death threats.

Givin
Jan 24, 2008
Givin of the Internet Hates You
We got it next time boys. 100% for sure, no bullshit.

fr0ggerrr
Apr 18, 2011
Boys, we've been swashbuckled.

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

quote:

Please set the date you intend to release your application on Steam. Your release date is up to you and you will be able to release your application once you've completed the release checklist and your app has been reviewed by Valve. As nobody is in the office on weekends to monitor releases, please do not request a release date on a Saturday or Sunday.

:lol:

L0VE
May 3, 2010
I have never felt this confident in the ability of a developer before. Truly this will be a MMO for the ages.

RocketRaygun
Nov 7, 2015



ahahahahahah what a clusterfuck

30.5 Days
Nov 19, 2006

holy poo poo

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

30.5 Days posted:

holy poo poo

and this is almost certainly a 4 day weekend for them.

Kephael
Apr 2, 2016

Hammerstein posted:

Did pubbies already demand a rape minigame Star Citizen style, cause that's what pirates do?

You mean the inevitable acts of piracy.

xanif
Nov 3, 2010

Beer: Who was your first kill, not counting old men?
Eonwe: One of the outlaws in the Brotherhood.
Seraph84: I was there that day. You were only a squire, sixteen years old.
Eonwe: You killed Friendly Tumour with a counter-post. Best move I ever saw.
Oven Wrangler
This is a good bad game. I have paid $0 for it and gotten at least $10 worth of comedy so far.

greasythepirate
Aug 13, 2016
This is fun. Have we settled on a fleet name?

Kimsemus
Dec 4, 2013

by Reene
Toilet Rascal
it's actually kind of cool to see so many people excited to play

almost as exciting as being able to play.

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30.5 Days
Nov 19, 2006
Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from delay to delay,
To the last release of early access;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to starship jpegs. Out, out, brief candle!

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