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numberoneposter posted:listen if you cant control your kids send them to boarding school And why not send them to a Catholic Hollywood gymnastics program too lol
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Dec 13, 2018 01:53
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Sjs00 posted:Dude as someone who's been in highschool more recently than you just lol if you think kids will stop vaping and getting pregnant on Snapchat in school We could stop it if we just started to egregiously violate their civil rights. Just have the parents sign a waiver signing all their rights away, most of them won't even read it.
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Dec 13, 2018 01:55
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Moridin920 posted:It's almost like parents just need to put some time and effort into paying attention to their kid and making sure everything is done in moderation. Good for you. Yeah, everything I've observed seems to suggest that it's not a matter of "screen" vs. "no screen", but of "actually getting involved in your kids' lives and guiding them towards constructive activities" vs. "blurting out rules and then going off to do your own thing". The problem there is that between housing prices, and healthcare, it's gotten to where a dual incomes are, for much of the US population, pretty much necessary to raise a child within reasonable financial security.
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FactsAreUseless posted:I can't tell if this is serious but I see people say this poo poo seriously all the time. no it was a joke
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Dec 13, 2018 03:56
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Cockmaster posted:Yeah, everything I've observed seems to suggest that it's not a matter of "screen" vs. "no screen", but of "actually getting involved in your kids' lives and guiding them towards constructive activities" vs. "blurting out rules and then going off to do your own thing". This is by design. Media control to control the population by getting to them when they're children. You want to get the parents out of the picture so that the media can do its thing
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Dec 13, 2018 04:47
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Give the kid phone don't make him a weirdo, everyone else's kid got phone/baby tabletd. Its tyoolas 2018.
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Dec 13, 2018 05:08
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My child will be trained from a young age to become the Dark Souls 3 All Bosses speedrunner I could never be
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Dec 13, 2018 05:31
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1st_Panzer_Div. posted:Give the kid phone don't make him a weirdo, everyone else's kid got phone/baby tabletd. Its tyoolas 2018. It all the kids jumped off a bridge would u push ur kid off one??????
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Dec 13, 2018 05:32
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Tolkien minority posted:It all the kids jumped off a bridge would u push ur kid off one?????? That expression was old and tired before iphones even existed. Posting from my phone, like a norm... oh
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Dec 13, 2018 05:53
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posting from my desktop computer in 2018
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during my teaching masters there was a whole bunch of research literature that pointed out that young kids who were getting a lot of 'screen time' (what a phrase) on smart devices were basically being permanently stunted by the time they hit primary school in regards to interpersonal skills like recognising facial expressions, body language, tone of voice, and so on. additionally, things like being able to concentrate and focus on task for an extended period of time. it's having a pretty detrimental effect but i think people have only begun to see it and realize it over the past few years just because it's happened so quickly and kids take time to grow up. by the time they're teens, it's probably okay. at least, it's more okay. but kids getting on screens basically from birth is bad news. the problem is that this stuff has penetrated into our lives to such an extent that it was ludicrous even just ten years ago that by barring your kid, or even just restricting them, they're going to face different sorts of problems.
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Dec 13, 2018 07:41
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Milkfred E. Moore posted:during my teaching masters there was a whole bunch of research literature that pointed out that young kids who were getting a lot of 'screen time' (what a phrase) on smart devices were basically being permanently stunted by the time they hit primary school in regards to interpersonal skills like recognising facial expressions, body language, tone of voice, and so on. additionally, things like being able to concentrate and focus on task for an extended period of time. it's having a pretty detrimental effect but i think people have only begun to see it and realize it over the past few years just because it's happened so quickly and kids take time to grow up. Sooo the generation after millennials is going to be called Autismals
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Dec 13, 2018 07:46
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feelix posted:My child will be trained from a young age to become the Dark Souls 3 All Bosses speedrunner I could never be My kid will beat their time at SL 10
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Dec 13, 2018 08:47
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Most goons grew up with the World Wide Web (WWW) serving as their only friend, both parents (dads), and sexual education teacher, and it's safe to say that they all turned out fine.
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Dec 13, 2018 10:53
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The right phone is as important as the right shoes and right hoodie in the war for teenage popularity. Give your kids the weapons they need or set up their prom date with their ugly cousin now.
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Dec 13, 2018 11:10
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Szyznyk posted:The right phone is as important as the right shoes and right hoodie in the war for teenage popularity. Give your kids the weapons they need or set up their prom date with their ugly cousin now. this is why i'm still keeping around my old nokia 3310
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Dec 13, 2018 11:29
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i lie, i had a 3210 
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Szyznyk posted:The right phone is as important as the right shoes and right hoodie in the war for teenage popularity. Give your kids the weapons they need or set up their prom date with their ugly cousin now. partially true, i did get more friends when I always had the newest razr and sweetest jncos+airwalks, but I still got turned down for prom. What gives.
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Dec 13, 2018 12:24
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Szyznyk posted:Give your kids the weapons they need or set up their prom date with their ugly cousin now. Prav posted:this is why i'm still keeping around my old nokia 3310 She looks nasty but gets the job done? TheMostFrench fucked around with this message at 12:42 on Dec 13, 2018 |
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Dec 13, 2018 12:29
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TheMostFrench posted:She looks nasty but gets the job done? let's just say that you can play snake with it
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Dec 13, 2018 13:04
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Szyznyk posted:The right phone is as important as the right shoes and right hoodie in the war for teenage popularity. Give your kids the weapons they need or set up their prom date with their ugly cousin now. Or teach them to not participate in the cynical race to the bottom?
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Zombiepop posted:Or teach them to not participate in the cynical race to the bottom? drat good idea I'll just teach my teenage son GBS nihilism
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Dec 13, 2018 20:59
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Milkfred E. Moore posted:during my teaching masters there was a whole bunch of research literature that pointed out that young kids who were getting a lot of 'screen time' (what a phrase) on smart devices were basically being permanently stunted by the time they hit primary school in regards to interpersonal skills like recognising facial expressions, body language, tone of voice, and so on. additionally, things like being able to concentrate and focus on task for an extended period of time. it's having a pretty detrimental effect but i think people have only begun to see it and realize it over the past few years just because it's happened so quickly and kids take time to grow up. who couldbe possibly foreseen this (the answer is anyone thats not a loving moron) (everyones a loving moron)
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Dec 13, 2018 21:59
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ive had the thought that people who played lots of lovely 90s 3d console video games where the character doesnt even have an animation for their mouth when they talk would be susceptible to a similar kind of lack of social awareness thankfully deus ex was my most formative gaming experience with fully animated facial features and rich dialogue trees
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Dec 13, 2018 22:01
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numberoneposter posted:ive had the thought that people who played lots of lovely 90s 3d console video games where the character doesnt even have an animation for their mouth when they talk would be susceptible to a similar kind of lack of social awareness I feel there could be a correlation/causation issue. I play far too many video games but was definitely socially broken before I even knew they existed so 
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Dec 13, 2018 22:13
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I didn't have a smartphone until 2 years ago and I still ended up being a mentally ill loser
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Dec 13, 2018 23:54
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I think we should have stuck with flip phones instead of making them only-touchscreen tablets. Keep them "smart" or whatever, but the flip open/close to answer/hang up is a lot safer when driving than trying to find the answer/hangup buttons.
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Dec 14, 2018 00:19
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yeah I eat rear end posted:I think we should have stuck with flip phones instead of making them only-touchscreen tablets. Keep them "smart" or whatever, but the flip open/close to answer/hang up is a lot safer when driving than trying to find the answer/hangup buttons. In Asia Android flipphones are still a thing
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Dec 14, 2018 00:20
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yeah I eat rear end posted:I think we should have stuck with flip phones instead of making them only-touchscreen tablets. Keep them "smart" or whatever, but the flip open/close to answer/hang up is a lot safer when driving than trying to find the answer/hangup buttons.
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Dec 14, 2018 00:23
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Pitdragon posted:i know someone who's parents didn't let him watch TV growing up and he's socially maladjusted, extremely naive, and spends all his free time watching anime and playing videogames. his family is lamenting this on account of the fact that he is in his 30's and has opted to do nothing but that as opposed to anything else, he has no interest in things besides his work, anime, and videogames. he makes decent money, doesn't spend it on anything besides fast food, video games, video game peripherals, and anime. he's the only son and now the family name dies with him. gently caress you, jeff. you're just jealous of my zen-anime lifestyle
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Dec 14, 2018 01:21
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Kids are stupid weird fucks whether they have access to the internet or not.
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Dec 14, 2018 01:24
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My kids don’t watch tv or have tablets. Of course they both know every god damned paw patrol character by osmosis just from hanging around with other kids.
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Dec 14, 2018 01:58
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Mahatma Goonsay posted:My kids don’t watch tv or have tablets. Of course they both know every god damned paw patrol character by osmosis just from hanging around with other kids. 
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Dec 14, 2018 03:44
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My 4 year old goes to an in home daycare at our neighbor’s across the street and for the most part it’s really great. Their house has an Alexa and the kids use it to play music on demand (presumably with supervision) ala “Alexa play Baby Shark”. Yesterday she came home and asked me to play the “ginger” song on my phone. Turns out she asked Alexa for Timber by Ke$ha and Pitbull and got a parody called Ginger by Rucka Rucka Ali instead. https://youtu.be/5-DiLfhKYZ0 I’m paying $900 a month so that my daughter can eat lunch after 4K, take a nap, and listen to terrible parodies of brain rot songs. gently caress me.
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Dec 14, 2018 05:43
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One of the schools here has one of those multipocketed sheets by the door of each classroom and supposedly the kids all have to dump their phones in it on their way into the class. I don't know if it works or is enforced though, just heard one of the people I play poker with talking about his kids being mad about it.
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Dec 14, 2018 05:49
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Not if hes gonna play lovely birds or whatever waste of time. He shows me he has a strong clientele to whom we could sell all sorts of household appliances then we'll talk
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yeah I eat rear end posted:I think we should have stuck with flip phones instead of making them only-touchscreen tablets. Keep them "smart" or whatever, but the flip open/close to answer/hang up is a lot safer when driving than trying to find the answer/hangup buttons. Religious taboos need to come back so it can be taboo to use anything more advanced than a flipphone.
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