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Kvlt!
May 19, 2012

I am the Bong and I am here to do the Bong's Work


Iron Crowned posted:

Ron... Zombie?

mods plz change my av to ron zombie

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Neo Rasa
Mar 8, 2007
Everyone should play DUKE games.



Kvlt! posted:

mods plz change my av to ron zombie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2o9GDmnesk

COOL CORN
Jun 1, 2003

If we vanished tomorrow, no organism on this planet would miss us.
Nothing in nature needs us.




Buglord

Iron Crowned posted:

Ron... Zombie?

Please don't use Kvlt!'s legal name on these forums ty

Edit beaten sorta

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

"Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"


The best gay horror movie is The Thing

Kvlt!
May 19, 2012

I am the Bong and I am here to do the Bong's Work


COOL CORN posted:

Please don't use Kvlt!'s legal name on these forums ty

Edit beaten sorta

gimme something good n hosed up that i havent seen to watch tn

COOL CORN
Jun 1, 2003

If we vanished tomorrow, no organism on this planet would miss us.
Nothing in nature needs us.




Buglord

Kvlt! posted:

gimme something good n hosed up that i havent seen to watch tn

You've seen Angst right, that was good as hell

Burkion
May 10, 2012

Changeman! And Not A Moment Too Soon!


Coffee And Pie posted:

The best gay horror movie is The Thing

Which

Kvlt!
May 19, 2012

I am the Bong and I am here to do the Bong's Work


COOL CORN posted:

You've seen Angst right, that was good as hell

that's like asking basebf if he's ever seen from beyond

COOL CORN
Jun 1, 2003

If we vanished tomorrow, no organism on this planet would miss us.
Nothing in nature needs us.




Buglord

I dunno maybe like Shogun's Sadism? Or like Gore Whore or Gorotic or something.

I've been looking for hosed up stuff lately too but coming up short. Help me help you

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003


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Kvlt! posted:

gimme something good n hosed up that i havent seen to watch tn

Back in my youth, I knew a guy who showed clips of horror movies on public access. Violent poo poo 2 starting K the Butcher Shitter was a movie he was unable to finish.

COOL CORN
Jun 1, 2003

If we vanished tomorrow, no organism on this planet would miss us.
Nothing in nature needs us.




Buglord

Now see, this is a suggestion we can work with, thank you

Neo Rasa
Mar 8, 2007
Everyone should play DUKE games.



COOL CORN posted:

I dunno maybe like Shogun's Sadism? Or like Gore Whore or Gorotic or something.

I've been looking for hosed up stuff lately too but coming up short. Help me help you

There's a very low budget live action adaptation of the manga Mai-Chan's Daily Life.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXrFlwdGaKo



Also a lot of later stuff directed by Olaf Ittenbach of The Burning Moon infamy.

Neo Rasa fucked around with this message at 00:43 on Jun 6, 2020

Neo Rasa
Mar 8, 2007
Everyone should play DUKE games.



Iron Crowned posted:

Back in my youth, I knew a guy who showed clips of horror movies on public access. Violent poo poo 2 starting K the Butcher Shitter was a movie he was unable to finish.

Never seen any of the Violent poo poo movies, will check this out.

COOL CORN
Jun 1, 2003

If we vanished tomorrow, no organism on this planet would miss us.
Nothing in nature needs us.




Buglord

Oh I still need to watch the last Guinea Pig too, I forgot.

WeedlordGoku69
Feb 11, 2015

A DAILY DOSE
OF OLD SHOOTERS


PLAY NOW MY LORD



...holy poo poo, I've actually seen something that Neo Rasa hasn't (and I'm guessing most of the thread is unfamiliar with, judging by reactions)

The Violent poo poo movies are definitely not good in any remote sense of the word but I kinda dig them just for how utterly weird they are; the fact that the main actor is only ever referred to as "K. the Butcher Shitter" is pretty much the tip of the iceberg

Also, surprisingly for German movies with "poo poo" in the name and a fixation on the word, there's no actual poo in them, they're just really dumb ultra-gory slashers pretty much

WeedlordGoku69
Feb 11, 2015

A DAILY DOSE
OF OLD SHOOTERS


PLAY NOW MY LORD



Actually I'm kind of surprised the Violent poo poo movies are off everyone's radar here, if only because the same guy directed Zombie '90: Extreme Pestilence, which I think got a frontpage review way back in the day (and has a loving hilarious English dub)

e: not as long ago as I thought, it turns out

Kvlt!
May 19, 2012

I am the Bong and I am here to do the Bong's Work


ima check out this one tonight since ive already seen all the Violent poo poo movies

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt3063586/?ref_=tt_pg

Burkion
May 10, 2012

Changeman! And Not A Moment Too Soon!


WeedlordGoku69 posted:

Actually I'm kind of surprised the Violent poo poo movies are off everyone's radar here, if only because the same guy directed Zombie '90: Extreme Pestilence, which I think got a frontpage review way back in the day (and has a loving hilarious English dub)

e: not as long ago as I thought, it turns out

Not eeeeeveryone's radar. The Violent poo poo films were something I discovered in the 2000s due to my noted interest in trash media. I can't say I cared much for them but I appreciate that they exist

Kvlt!
May 19, 2012

I am the Bong and I am here to do the Bong's Work


Neo Rasa posted:

There's a very low budget live action adaptation of the manga Mai-Chan's Daily Life.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXrFlwdGaKo



Also a lot of later stuff directed by Olaf Ittenbach of The Burning Moon infamy.

where do i see the whole thing

WeedlordGoku69
Feb 11, 2015

A DAILY DOSE
OF OLD SHOOTERS


PLAY NOW MY LORD



Kvlt! posted:

where do i see the whole thing

i don't think it's on streaming anywhere, but at a glance you can grab the Blu-Ray from amazon for like $20.

i honestly can't get over the fact that that movie exists because, like, i'm actually pretty familiar with the manga it's based on. i'm familiar with it because i used to be 4chan trash as a teenager, and the sheer level of content in it (and how absurd it gets with some of it) pretty much made it a meme goldmine for people on the chan sites. there's probably still people, to this day, posting that "BABY gently caress BABY gently caress BABY gently caress IT'S AWWWW-RIGHT" panel on /a/ to shock people. it was more or less the weeb version of goatse for a minute.

so, for me, this is more or less like if one of these gore movie distributors dug up "GOATSE: THE MOVIE" and it started getting play

Kvlt!
May 19, 2012

I am the Bong and I am here to do the Bong's Work


ive never even heard of it gonna snag the bluray and go in blind

COOL CORN
Jun 1, 2003

If we vanished tomorrow, no organism on this planet would miss us.
Nothing in nature needs us.




Buglord

Are we talking about eroguro itt

Neo Rasa
Mar 8, 2007
Everyone should play DUKE games.



Kvlt! posted:

ive never even heard of it gonna snag the bluray and go in blind

I forget which I saw but it seems there's a 63 minute version that's definitive. I'm not familiar with the manga beyond the premise and the memes but the movie doesn't do anything close the baby pages.

Neo Rasa
Mar 8, 2007
Everyone should play DUKE games.



Burkion posted:

Not eeeeeveryone's radar. The Violent poo poo films were something I discovered in the 2000s due to my noted interest in trash media. I can't say I cared much for them but I appreciate that they exist

Other than silent films German horror/splatter stuff is a massive blind spot for me, I need to catch up.

TheOmegaWalrus
Feb 3, 2007


My whole life is a Violent poo poo movie.

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COOL CORN
Jun 1, 2003

If we vanished tomorrow, no organism on this planet would miss us.
Nothing in nature needs us.




Buglord

My favorite German feel bad horror I've seen recently:

- The Golden Glove
Jörg Buttgereit films including:
- Schramm
- Nekromantic
- Der Todesking

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